Hey you, I’m @AmberChase, and I have a confession…. I love @Twitter, I mean really; I have met so many cool people through Twitter – face to face even, and sometimes more. In fact, I wouldn’t be writing to you cuties if I hadn’t met @SuperDPS through Twitter. I love how it connects me to people, random people, and of course the fans (the few of you out there <3 totally rock). It’s fascinating and slightly addicting, and if it weren’t for the @SPAM, it’d be the ultimate for succinct social networking.
The 140 character limit makes one very aware of the way a person uses their words. I’ve been kicked off Facebook before; but now I update FB, MySpace and Twitter simultaneously, so I try not to use “obscene” language too often, but I frequently describe “obscene” things right from my phone where ever I am.
I know that doesn’t really seem like a big deal since there are so many social media tools out there nowadays and everything has an App. But this is different because Twitter has even improved my sex life.
Well, maybe that’s not the correct way to say it, because anyone who’s seen me in action knows that I have a pretty awesome sex life. So, what I mean to say is that I have fucked so many of my Twitter friends that it’s extra fun to flirt on Twitter. Yes, technically I met @Mistyhazetoday through @xpeeps but I did turn her on to Twitter when I went to Colorado to get naughty with that sweet little bitch and get some ass fucking lessons from her at the same time.
I told her how much fun I have teasing my Twitter buddies with what a naughty girl I’ve been. And now I’m always making her horny with my updates… she ‘tweets’ me all the time.
I’m always trying to hook up on Twitter. As soon as I found out I was going to do a scene with @ThePrinzess and @CeCeStone for @Girlfriendsfilm, I immediately looked them up on Twitter. I was so horny thinking about what we might do to each other that we started messaging back and forth… and publicly too.
Those girls are so naughty, I <3 tweeting with them. It was so funny, I didn’t even realize that April O’Neil was following me until I was talking about watching my scene on Lesbian Adventures I Love to Trib directed by @NicaNoelle. I didn’t realize that @Undeux was the sweet little spinner girl that I mashed pussies with until we were said to be engaged in the most passionate, furiously intense missionary trib ever captured on film.
Some of my Twitter buddies are from my past. I met @Zaydaj on a CraigsList‘s casual encounters ad two years ago, before I even knew about Twitter, but when she signed up and read my tweets, it made her all warm inside.
And I might have met @Xkendrasecretsx initially on MySpace, but after we went out to dinner together at the Cheesecake Factory, it just became so much easier to keep in touch. So that’s how I know that @MsKendraSecrets is a fake. And based on my interview with Ron Jeremy at @Seattlehempfest, I think that @Rjeremy is a phony, too.
But even though some people aren’t who they say they are on Twitter, from doing interviews at @SeattleHempfest, I did get to become good buddies with @RadicalRuss who does the daily audio stash and live radio broadcasts for @NORML.
Beyond that, now I’m Twitter buddies with @Edrosenthal, who–aside from being totally gracious to share a bit of his time with us–also smoked hash with me during our interview describing the tomato model for taxing cannabis. I think it was pretty good because I forgot to ask @Interstate_420 for a complimentary tank top of their refer camo gear and plum ran out of time to interview @Thcfoundation, but I’ll catch them at Hempstalk.
@StonerNation started following me and from our conversations we are starting to develop a website called Pot Princess, which I’m totally excited about. But that’s what it’s all about right?
My ‘tweets’ about my @Seattlehempfest experience encouraged @SparklePixiee to join CannaBabes. She’s an ‘honorary babe’ since I’ve only met her online. Regardless, I was thrilled to I found out about the Miss High Times blog and contest through @HIGH_TIMES_Mag from reading @flowertucci (…who isn’t even following me back). But…I heard that she had good tweets from @KhristyCreams, a gal who first started to get to know me through Xpeeps, but was one of my first followers on Twitter. I haven’t actually met her face to face, since she’s in Germany right now, but I keep telling her I’d love to hear her sexy voice.
Twitter should develop a service that connects users by voice and/or video conference for a nominal fee. That’s one way they might be able to make their service profitable…hmmm–I don’t know…
But I do know that @Confab_Lab found me through twitter and I’ll be doing a email based interview which them that might have been facilitated by such a program. Maybe if Twitter had that feature, @Haileyyoungxxx might have had a better connection than using Skype during our interview on @TheFreakSquad’s podcast. It was so wild during that interview. I really let my inhibitions go.
After our chatting, our conversation turned naughty and I ended up getting my sweet little pussy off twice during our interview. Man, if I had that musically synced vibrator that @Ohmibod is sending me with me during our podcast–wouldn’t that have been amazing!? Both @thefreaksquad and @Ohmibod connected with me on Twitter…so maybe you can too. 
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