According to the Telegraph in the UK–I know, why should you give a shit?–an Indian geneticist has taken blood samples from the Taliban’s Pashtun Afridi tribe and comparing it to the DNA of Israeli Jews. “Why is this little brown geneticist wasting his time?” you may ask…
Well, there is a strong possibility that the current members of the Taliban may have descended from a lost tribe of Israel–and by that, I mean–they’re JEWS!
Of course, being of Israeli descent has no bearing on your “Jewishness” as Jewish is a religion and not an ethnicity. Essentially, it’s like saying that if you’re American, you’re a radical Right Wing Christian.
If it is found that these radical Arab terrorists actually have bloodlines to ancient Israel, it could make for some political comedy gold.
Some believe that a genetic connection between Israel and Afghani/Irani peoples may open doors for better relations between the countries–but those people are obviously barking up the wrong World fucking Peace Tree.
We essentially already know where we came from as a human race, and that every living person is related on some level and we’re still fucking killing each other.
Let’s take this one step at a time. The crazy train stops at every station, and as long as there is an inherent religous, political, and racial hatred between these people, ain’t nothing gonna change just because they might have shared a great grandmom.
So, first let’s figure out their genetic history–and then we can start planning Muhammad’s Bat Mitzvah.
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