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Hey Kids! You can be a Vampire! (of the moment)

from Yamtastic. Years before the days of Team Edward and cool tweens obsessed with young-adult paranormal fiction, wanting to be a young vampire was considered “fucking weird.” These were the kids who sat in the corner, never talked to anyone, … Continue reading

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Watson Reviews “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, pt. 1″

I’d like to kick-start this review by openly stating that I, hand on heart, am an enjoyer of the first three “Twilight” movies. Now, notice I used the word “enjoyer” and not “fan;” there is a difference between the two. … Continue reading

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I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: Vampires Suck

Why? A simple question. Why? An adverb meant to express puzzlement and curiosity. Why in the holy bejesus fuck are Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg still working in the film business? How the shitting dolphin rotten bitch cunt they are … Continue reading

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Twilight: Eclipse

In November 2008, American director Catherine Hardwicke’s much anticipated Twilight was released in film theatres worldwide, a fantasy romance based on Stephenie Meyer’s well-known novel of the same name. It was a story of vampires, teenage angst and the consequences … Continue reading

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The SuperDPS Guide to Un-Sexy

As an American male who has long-since been desensitized to the likes of Two Girls, One Cup, I think it’s safe to say there is very little taboo in this age. You can be a sexual deviant and be a … Continue reading

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I’m ‘Glamored’ by “True Blood”…and I like it.

True Blood is a show that after watching the pilot, I wasn’t overly impressed. Interesting concept, good acting, but nothing to go crazy over. I was actually very disappointed. This is produced by Alan Ball for crying out loud! The … Continue reading

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Three Movies You Just Might Have to See

1. The Informant! Remember Matt Damon? That guy from the Borne movies whose latest opus was a song about fucking Sarah Silverman? Yeah! That one! He’s back, and he’s got a funny moustache now. In this comedy, Matt Damon plays … Continue reading

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Trailers of the Week (Summer Edition!)

It’s officially the first week of Summer, so I figured I’d bring back some quick Trailer reviews for all of you movie-lovers who are craving the sweet nectars of the potentially disappointing films that are made to look watchable by … Continue reading

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