Tag Archives: super

Super Dudes Power Show Podcast, Ep. 7–”Dress Code Strictly Enforced”

Leave a Comment

April 10, 2012 · 7:28 pm

Super

There’s a disturbingly grim sense of humour pervading throughout writer-director James Gunn’s “Super.” This stems from the blood and guts which splatter and splash over countless scenes of nutso violence, played both for laughs and for adequate shock value. At times hilarious, at times downright off-putting, this sick method of dark comedy will no doubt split audiences in two — almost as much as the main character splits civilians’ heads in two.

It’s a superhero-slash-vigilante film (yes, another one of those), but not the kind you’ve seen before, at least not in terms of tone. For starters, I’m sure you won’t be familiar with a superhero flick that shows a man’s scalp being peeled off by slimy tentacles before having his exposed brain touched by the index finger of our lord God. This gives only but a hint of the 90 minutes of obscurity that is this film.

Our protagonist is short-order cook Frank D’Arbo (Rainn Wilson, “The Office”). He is a man with two perfect moments in his life: 1) When he wed his beautiful wife, Sarah (Liv Tyler, “The Incredible Hulk”), and 2) When he once informed a police officer of a purse-snatcher’s whereabouts. He has always held onto these precious moments, as the rest of his life has ranged from disappointing to melancholy.

Our antagonist is drug dealer Jacques (Kevin Bacon, “Frost/Nixon”). He’s slick and seductive, well-dressed and carries the demeanour of a nice guy when he is anything but. Sarah ends up leaving a distraught Frank for the suave Jacques, a decision which takes a turn for the worst; Jacques, being the douche that he is, gets her hooked on drugs and refuses to let Frank see her.

Slipping into depression, Frank receives a visit from the Holy Avenger (Nathan Fillion, “Serenity”), a fictional superhero from a TV show on the All-Jesus Network. Frank is told that he has been chosen by God for a very special purpose, one which is not fully stated. Coming out of what may have been a hallucination, Frank bravely makes it his duty to make a crime-fighting superhero out of his mumbling self.

He makes a suit, designs a symbol, pins posters to lampposts warning of his presence, and takes on the name “The Crimson Bolt.” Armed with a wrench and steely-eyed determination, Frank aims to take on all the criminals in the city and get back his stolen bride — what he doesn’t anticipate is the onslaught of outrageous violence that he sets in motion.

“Super” is the second feature film from American movie-maker James Gunn, his big-screen debut being ultra-nasty monster horror-comedy “Slither” of 2006. His clear love of black comedy is continued in this super-violent superhero dramedy, mostly deriving from Frank’s deliriously bloody escapades into semi-noble crime-busting.

Stalking the streets during both the day and night, The Crimson Bolt becomes a menace in the media, cracking open skulls with his trusty wrench and watching the blood pour from unsuspecting crooks’ various body parts. It’s from this that Frank’s morals can be deemed questionable, as he tears open a man’s forehead for cutting in line outside a movie theatre.

As we should with any protagonist, we feel sympathy for Frank and empathise with the situation in which he has found himself. He’s a naturally odd character, Wilson playing him in a mostly deadpan fashion, the kind that strangely still remains appealing when he’s violently overreacting to petty crimes. What makes this character so relatable is that he genuinely believes what he’s doing is the right thing, which is understandable given that God told him to do it.

Joining him on his justice-enforcing tasks is 22-year-old Libby (Ellen Page, “Inception”), a foul-mouthed comic-book store employee who becomes Frank’s kid sidekick, Boltie; the Robin to his Batman, essentially. Page is perfect in the role of a young woman who turns out to be even more demented than Frank once slipping into her skin-tight yellow and green outfit. Think her eponymous role in “Juno” mixed in with Christian Bale in “American Psycho,” and you’ve got Boltie.

What may shock some viewers more than the blood-spurting and groin-stabbing is the film’s beating heart and sudden dramatic turns. Unlike yesteryear’s “Kick-Ass,” this superhero comedy is less cartoony than it is quite deep and sporadically thought-provoking. “Super” is ultimately a tragedy of sorts, the comedy almost always followed by some sadness and slight psychological exploration, mainly relating to Frank. There are plenty of gut-busting laughs, but this is much more of a drama than what many will expect.

“Super” is a messy mash-up of many different tones, from silly to serious, light to dark, and is a success more often than not. At times it is genuinely side-splitting, at others it is effectively emotional and heartbreaking. The relentless violence is cheeky and fun, and the black comedy feels fresh, albeit slightly off-putting in some scenes. It’s not super, but “Super” is a decent tale of an underdog barking at crime to make it, as Frank puts it, shut up.


Seven Outta Ten

Watson

Leave a Comment

Filed under Arts, Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

OK, you cunts. Let’s see what you can do now…

It has become increasingly clear that the day of Batman and Robin is over. No longer will comic book inspired movies have an underlying need to appeal to the goofy broad base of children and popcorn shovelers.

Are there bad comic book adaptations? Absolutely–but KICK-ASS is not one of them.

KICK-ASS is set in a moderately realistic America where all of the superheroes we currently know of only exist in graphic form, and modern conveniences like YouTube play a significant role in society.

Another fit, attractive young British Actor taking our American jobs.

Perhaps I’m naive, but until this movie was announced, I had no idea it was a comic book that I will, at some point, force myself to read. Though a large chunk of the movie is devoted to brutal violence and a little girl cursing like a sailor, the film goes much deeper and darker than I had anticipated.

For those of you expecting a dumb anti-Superhero date-comedy, you might be pleasantly surprised. The film is very funny, yes, but it’s also thrilling, dramatic, and–well, fucking kick ass.

Where the film diverges from the original source material, it works on a cinematic level. Some elements were altered, but not necessarily for the sake of a “Hollywood ending.” Yes, the main character gets the girl in the film, and loses her in the book–but in the film, Hit-Girl has a slightly more tragic story…so, it’s give and take.

If you haven’t gathered this from the preview, KICK-ASS is the story of Dave, a total comic book pussy who every girl thinks is a fag. He decides to create an alternate reality wherein superheroes exist–and he is one of them. He gets mixed up in some mafia shit and teams up with some costume-wearing assassins, Hit-Girl and Big Daddy (played weirdly and neurotically by an Adam West impersonating Nicholas Cage)…and guess what: lots of people die.

The theater I attended to see KICK-ASS during the afternoon was–not surprisingly–practically empty.

…but then a woman entered with about 8 fucking little fucking kids, who proceeded to plant themselves directly in front of us. About 10 minutes into the film, they all got up and walked out of the theater as if to say, “We came to see a hard R-rated blood splattering revenge flick, not some actor masturbating to images of his teacher’s tits. We have been misled.”

KICK-ASS is getting a lot of shit because it’s “not a kids movie,” as if half of America is blissfully ignorant of the concept that young actors in a movie does not mean that movie is going to be High School fucking Musical 4. –I own the rights to that title, so nobody try to steal it. I’m looking at you, Wayans Brothers!

She'll be taking over for Chris Hansen soon enough.

It’s an adult movie with a lot of shit that adults like–sex, violence, and 11-year olds saying shit like: “OK, you cunts. Let’s see what you can do now.”

I was in love with this movie…and as soon as I left the theater I wanted to see it again. Take that, Avatar…I bet right now James Cameron is swimming in his lake of money, emotionally distressed by the idea that I thought his movie was pretty gay.

KICK-ASS ftw. See it…then see Death at a Funeral or something, because that might be pretty funny, too. What do I know?

Alex G/

(return to MAIN PAGE)

Leave a Comment

Filed under Arts, Fun Stuff, Movies, Review

Real-Life Super Villain Terrorizes Seattle

Rarely do you hear a news story that includes the words “Space Cowboy” and ”Vampire.” The real world just isn’t that exciting. But when you discover this kind of batshit insane, who needs comic book villains? 

 

Imagine the confusion and fear that gripped the fine people over at the Union Gospel Mission in downtown Seattle when this fucking lunatic entered the building. According to the employees there, he walked in, demanding to be served breakfast. When the staff refused, he claimed that he was a Vampire and wanted to eat people. 

He also claimed to be a “Space Cowboy” before he revealed that he had a bomb strapped to his arm. And that’s when shit got serious–oh–and then he started his approach to the Court House… 

Perhaps it was just the last element to his Apocalypse Ray

 

Naturally, panic ensued and the downtown area was closed off until the psychopath was detained and the bomb was discovered to be a fake. But what a day that must’ve been! 

 

When people say that Osama bin Laden and Kim Jung-Il are “real-life super-villains,” tell them to fuck off. Real-life Super Villains look like this: 

You can’t manufacture that kind of crazy

AlexG/ 

(return to MAIN PAGE)

2 Comments

Filed under Events, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Top Story

Merry Christmas from Super Dudes Power Squad!!

Photobucket

Don’t be a Stranger!!

1 Comment

Filed under Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Holidays