Video Life Lessons from Pornstar Amber Chase—part one
Filmed by Amber Chase
Edited by Alex Gross
I grew up very religious. I went to christian private school from kindergarden til my Junior year of high-school (which i eventually dropped out of). I was always loud, and obnoxious. I was never afraid to have a good time or voice my opinion (some things never change). I was not really a trouble maker, but i really sucked at school, and would do anything to get out of it.
When I was younger I always really wanted to be an actress. I was constantly on the stage at my school’s productions. I even ventured to Los Angeles when I was 15 to give the whole acting thing a try. But I was scared shitless of casting directors and auditions, and eventually ended up back home. I just continued to do school theater–which I did for years–and can proudly say I was always in a starring role. To this day, I wouldn’t mind another crack at acting.
Really, my introduction into the adult industry was pretty quick. A guy had found me on the internet, and offered to book me for all these things, & before I knew it I was on a plane to Miami to do my first scene. I figured, “well fuck, I can try this out and if I don’t like it I won’t be doing it again.” I was tight on money, and kinda just said fuck it. And I’m really glad I did.
One of my biggest guilty pleasures is shopping. I know, every girl is addicted to shopping (especially in this industry), but I think I take it to a whole new level. I don’t think I go one day without picking up something new. Ever since I’ve been staying in LA my shopping habit has become WAY worse…Hide your wallets, fellas.
Can I be real? Honestly, nothing about our society gives me hope for the future. Let’s be real here, more than ever people are killing each other or robbing each other. The levels of crime in our country, and all over the world are only getting worse. People don’t know how to handle situations anymore. They just resort to violence. I know a lot of people who have either been extremely injured or even killed because of violence or hate crimes. It may sound corny, but I wish I could be optimistic for some peace!
Anyone who travels a lot will agree with me. People don’t know how to travel. I hate people on airplanes. I dont mean to be rude but half of you don’t know what the hell your doing! Its not rocket science, people! Put your shit away, and sit your ass down. Just had to get that off my chest.
You know who makes me fuckin laugh? Chris Rock. One night I was really upset, and I turned on the tv in my hotel room and one of his acts was on Comedy Central. I died of laughing. It was the perfect medicine. Love that guy. But my friends cheer me up like no other. I wouldn’t have been able to get through a lot of shit without them.
Fans? Oh boy, I dont even think I have those…I’m really new to the industry so I don’t really consider myself to be anyone of importance…yet. Haha…But most of the feedback I’ve gotten so far has been pretty positive! I’m really enjoying myself so far!
It’s pretty simple to me. Everyone has their opinions, some people are going to discriminate against me and some are not gonna give a fuck. Porn doesn’t define who I am and I’m more than just a whore. But at the end of the day, it’s not your life to live, or your decisions to make. It’s my life, and I’m gonna do what I damn well please.
Lately, I’ve become obessesed with Eminem. I don’t know, something about all his anger is EXTREMELY sexy. I’m into the bad boy types. A lot of other shit I’m blasting through my car is Drake, Pierce the Veil, Tyler the Creator, Maroon 5, Afro Jack, and Weezy.
–Interview by Alex Gross
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The first time I ever realized my attraction to women I was 14, and watching the sexy Chasey Lain video.
With the power of a god, I would seduce every single man and woman on this planet. I would be Miss Babalon.
I’ve always considered myself a nerd.
I can’t stand when motherfuckers can’t drive!!! This is why I refuse to drive in Los Angeles, these fuckers have no idea how to drive!!!!!!!!!
When I was a kid, I would go up to random people and start singing for them, or acting out something.. My mom has a video of me doing it when I was 4. lol
If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would end in double homicide. I hate chick flick crap.
The worst advice I ever got was to believe in God. My parents lied..
God dammit, I wish I could have a Hitachi wand!
I think that one of the shittiest things that I’ve ever done was when I kept pwning an alliance toon on my rogue, and kept killing them when they rez’d. Eventually, they just rez’d at the spirit healer, and then I was bored, and found another silly little ally.
One thing you should know about me is that I am a total nerd.. get it yet?
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I was sitting on the Southwest Airplane, going to San Francisco to shoot some awesome porn, when I decided to write this list on a barf bag! I didn’t have anything else to write on so I said fuck it; at least it makes a great picture!
A few months back, Alex wrote a Guide to Un-Sexy… I thought it was pretty good…. So I am going to be a copy cat and make my own Guide! Now that you know what to steer clear of… I want you to know what is really sexy! No whale-tails are not sexy… but a cute set of matching bra and panties are! For the girls who need some advice to the guys that need help in the sack… I am here to help!
Angelina Jolie: This woman is so exotic and gorgeous and I don’t know anyone who can disagree with that fact. Based just on her looks, she is a 10; then when you take into consideration all the help she had given to children around the world… she is definitely a keeper in my book. She is the only woman I know who can go from shooting an action packed movie like Tomb Raider to being the hottest MILF around!
(Runners up: Athletes, Australians, Acrobatics)
Boy Shorts: There is something about boy shorts that make me wanna masturbate in a public bathroom! JK! All jokes aside… I love the look of a juicy booty in a pair of super cute Spider-Man boy shorts. They are sexy, yet cute, and not slutty, like thongs
(Runners up: Brazilians, Bull-Dikes, Black men)
Confidence: When a man or woman has confidence it is a huge turn on! Us women like men that are courageous and have that manly attitude. I like a man who has confidence… it means to me that he will be successful at whatever he does! I need a man who knows he is worth something… a man who lacks confidence is worthless.
(Runners up: California, Comedians, Condoms)
Dave Grohl: I was on a plane when I figured out who Mr. Grohl was! Steve Almond wrote a great article about him and I hope you all can read it one day! It’s from his book Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life. Grohl was the drummer for Nirvana. When they split, he created Foo Fighters and is the front man and songwriter for them. In the article, Almond shows his human side; the man who takes care of his family and stays loyal. After all of the rock and roll groupies and drugs and drama, he stuck with his family and that is the sexiest part about this man.
(Runners up: Depilation, DWA, daddy-type)
Exhibitionism: also known as flashing, is behavior by a person that involves the exposure of private parts of their body to another person in a situation when they would not normally be exposed, with a tendency toward the extravagant. It is sexy to me and turns me on when I watch the execution of a sexual act
(Runners up: Exfoliation, Education, Erections)
Foreplay: There is nothing hotter than a man who loves to please! I LOVE foreplay. I think it leads up to the sex in such a beneficial way for both parties. If the playing around before the big show is fun then you know you are going to have the best orgasm. Foreplay also gives you different insight into a guy–how playful he gets. If he gets creative or outgoing, then he is a good partner. If he always wants to skip the playtime and go straight to the sex… well he is UNSEXY and won’t last long with me.
(Runners up: Fisting, Fantasy Football, Fudge)
Geeks: I have love for the nerds, jocks, Goths, queers, and preps… but I LOVE GEEKS! If it weren’t for them I wouldn’t have discovered my love for science, or graduated high school. Another thing I can thank them for is this dream I continue to have about banging the fuck out of this really cute Matt Damon crossed with Seth Rogen Geek fantasy boy. These days, if you don’t have a pair of Ray Bans… you are not SEXY!
(Runners up: Glasses, Gynecologists, Google)
Hybrids: I am sexy right? That is because for my first new car… I bought a hybrid. What is more attractive than a man or woman showing that they care about the environment!? Not only do the people who drive hybrids have more money in their pockets… but they are usually pretty interesting characters.
(Runners up: Harry Potter, Hair Gel, Hot days)
Isis Love: I have never met anyone sexier than this woman right here. Yeah, she has huge boobs and a tiny waist, but that is not what makes her so damn attractive to me. It’s her Dominatrix work that she does for KINK.com, and the way she cares about people. I think she is so damn sexy that, if I could, I would kidnap her and marry her ass! She is the sweetest girl I have met in this business and that’s what makes her sexy!
(Runners up: Ice Cream, Indoor Sports, Inclusive Hookers!)
Jogging: Come on! Do I really have to write anything about this one?…just picture this with me for a second. Close your eyes. Imagine you are sitting on a park bench on a nice summer day. The birds are chirping and you feel great. You look around to see all these beautiful people playing sports and jogging around the lake… you realize a lot of these people are gorgeous women with nothing but their tight bodies and spandex gear on! ‘nuff said!
(Runners up: Jewelry, James Deen, Jocks)
Koprolagnia: This is where my twisted side shows a little. This term basically means that I get sexual gratification by performing disgusting acts of self humiliation. I think it is sexy when you discover what turns you on… even if it is the strangest thing in the world!
(Runners up: Kegels, Klondike Bars, Kodak Porn)
Lipstick Lesbians: The first time I knew that I was bi-sexual was when a lipstick lesbian kissed me and had her way with me in her bedroom. Granted I was only 10, but I still knew I liked girls. As I got older, I found myself attracted to beautiful women who were like me but had that lesbian vibe to them a little more. They still wear makeup, cute girly clothes… but they are only attracted to women. There is nothing more SEXY than two gorgeous women making out in a public place.
(Runners up: Lindsay Lohan, Lactaid, Loot)
Motorcycles: Since the age of five I have loved Harley Davidsons. They are just so damn sexy with the sound of the engine starting up to the hairy, tatted up biker guy sitting on it! I can’t wait until the day I own one… until then I will settle with looking at magazines of hot girls posing on them. Who knows? I might even do a photo set myself!
(Runners up: Mud Wrestling, MILFs, Margaritas)
Nullipara: This is a term to describe women that have never had children. Yes MILFs are hot… but me personally… I like when the vagina I will be licking hasn’t already pushed a human out of it… there is just something sexy about a semi-virgin pussy…
(Runners up: Nasty Talk, Nick at Nite, Noses)
Osculation: Like I said earlier: I love foreplay. The one thing I love more than that is kissing! I love the way soft, full lips feel pressed against mine. It is even sexier when I get to watch other people kiss. It is just so passionate and romantic.
(Runners up: Oily Butts, Ownership, Overnighters)
Personal Hygiene: I don’t know how many times I have gone on set to find a guy that either has bad B.O. or his cock smells like he just fucked a whole strip club. GUYS! WHEN YOU WANT TO COME OFF AS SEXY TO ANOTHER PERSON… WASH YOUR PITS AND YOUR PRIVATE PARTS! Please! When I smell a man that smells fresh and he has some good cologne on… oooo boy!
(Runners up: Porn Stars, Personal Trainers, Pedicures)
Queer: Honestly… sometimes I wish I was a queer boy. They are so sexy that it makes me hot thinking about them. The way they dress to the way that they care about how they look! I love when people are outgoing and don’t give a fuck what people will say to them. I have found in my life that a good best friend is semi-queer…. in my eyes that makes them good enough to be on my list of sexy!
(Runners up: Queens, Quagmire, Quails)
Reproductive Freedom: For years and years women have been forced to act a certain way and obey the orders of their husbands. Now women are free to choose if they want to keep their baby or not. They also get to choose if they want to have kids at all! I think it’s very attractive when a woman can make decisions for herself. Once the stigma around certain things women can do is erased, I think the idea of reproductive freedom could be a very sexy topic!
(Runners up: Race Car Drivers, Regular HIV testing, Rachel McAdams)
Sarah Palin: I think the only reason she popped into my head was the porno they made about her. I mean seriously… if you are a politician you shouldn’t be sexy… but this broad is a grandmother on top of that! I love how she comes off as a total cunt… she is still sexy to me!
(Runners up: Stoners, Sun Sets, Stockings)
Tara Lynn Foxx: I know I know! I am full of myself! I have good reason to though! I do porn and love every second of it! I have amazing deep throating skills and I can cook. If I am on the rag I give BJs to make up for it! And ummm…. Oh ya I made you laugh once or twice… to me, I would say I am sexy!
(Runners up: Tattoos, Tom Boys, Testing Monthly)
Uniforms: There is something about them that makes me want to sexually attack anyone wearing one. I think it’s the picture of power that they serve. It doesn’t matter if it’s a girl at a catholic school or a fireman putting out the fire he started in my heart… tee hee! Uniforms equal a definite quickie for me!
(Runners up: Underwear, UV lights, Underground hip hop)
Vincilangia: Obviously, this had to be on my list. This basically means sexual arousal from bondage; the desire to possess women rendered helpless by fetters, such as ropes, tape or chains. The look and feel of it is so powerful and erotic it had to be on this list!!!
(Runners up: Violets, Variety, Violins)
Wank-Pit: This is a British term for masturbation. If you think this should not be on this list–think again! I get very turned on by the idea of men and women playing with their sacred private parts to give them pleasure while they watch my movies.
(Runners up: White Teeth, Women, Working Girls)
Xenerotica: This is the condition I have! LOL…It basically means having sexual attractions to strangers… However, I think my condition is beyond repair. I love to fantasize about people I have never met that sit next to me on the plane, or waiting in line at the grocery store… I love stranger danger.
(Runners up: x-rated, x-sex, xassafrassed)
Yaffle: I love when a girl has a cock in her mouth! There is not much sexier than a good BJ! I mean, come on you didn’t know that’s what “yaffle” meant! LOL
(Runners up: Yes- Girl, Yodeler, Yo-Yo)
Zoftig: Pleasantly plump women are very fun if you make them feel beautiful and tell them how much you love their figure. There is a difference between too fat and thick… Remember that. Zoftigs are really sexy because they have more to them than just skin and bone. A woman with curves is what gets me going.
(Runers up: Zorber, Zoob, Zeppelins)
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The First Time I ever kissed a man and felt light headed and slightly confused, I married him! I always wondered when I was younger how I would know who the “one” was. I had heard “you just know”, and things of that nature. But when I kissed Michael on our 3rd date ( yeah right, it was the first!) I knew he was the one because of how he made me feel, both physically and emotionally when we locked lips. That passion still makes me dizzy and weak kneed today.
With the power of a god, I would liberate peoples minds to be able to see through the thick foggy glasses society has put on people’s faces. What a world it would be if people could and would think and choose for themselves and not be so ridiculously concerned with what the masses would think. Less judgment more involvement in ones own life.
I’ve always considered myself someone who is to make new paths for others to hike on. I have always preferred, not only the road less traveled…but the road not yet traveled.
I can’t stand when Motherfuckers talk meaningless banter about others in public forums especially when they do not know the individual. Take it out back and deal with your shit in private. I mean for crying out loud get out of high school already.
When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a veterinarian. This stayed a desire of mine until I was 15 and realized that as a vet there would be times I had to put animals down, and that sometimes they died no matter what I did for them. This changed my path. I still love animals, however I simply have them as pets now and leave the medical up to the pros.
If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would not have the crappy part! Romantic comedy perhaps but mine would so not suck. I am pretty sure, ok positive it would be xxx rated. Being Swingers and truly living the hotwife lifestyle, there has not been a week without hot sex and or nudity in over 18 years! We definitely have had some wild and funny experiences that I am sure would make anyone belly laugh but it has been a hotass sexy ride. Hmmmm, maybe we should document all this activity…oh yeah we have! (Smirk) www.brandilove.com IS my romantic comedy.
The worst advice I ever got was that I could trust the judicial system to work for the innocent.
God dammit, I wish I would have fucked that rockstar when I had the chance.
I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was getting caught hiding Easter eggs when that was supposed to be the Easter Bunnies job. Needless to say the Easter Bunny ceased to exist that day…
One thing you should know about me is that I absolutely love what I do. I am asked all the time how I balance my adult life with my professional life with family life and to me it is simple. When you love what you do and know who you are there is time for the things you choose to pursue. Priorities are always in order and then of course time management is essential. I have definitely need a hand now and again with that last one but when I follow my schedule, shit gets done and everyone is happy! It brings me a massive amount of joy to see people liberated from that which binds them. If I help just one person get to know themselves better, and start living as that person…..I have accomplished my goal.
Thanks Super DPS crew for allowing me this opportunity to hang with you guys! Cum visit me anytime (wink)
(for more from Brandi Love, visit www.BrandiLove.com)
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I’m gonna write a little bit about the difference between me on and off camera. I get questioned about this a lot and although I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else in the industry, this is me.
There is difference between on camera and off camera sex. Even if you still get off on camera it’s different. On camera is work no matter how you look at it. Usually, I get to set not knowing my partner aside from an AIM test (the industries monthly STD test).
There’s no real attachment or emotion involved. I show up, usually say hello, fuck, cum a bunch, and then go home. There’s no “dating” involved. Off camera, it’s more personal. Remember, this is just how I feel, not anyone else.
Off camera, I am not the big, dirty, slut you all see me as I actually don’t sleep around and prefer committed relationships. If I have sex off camera, I’m not turned on if there isn’t a connection, a mental connection.
I hate when guys who know what I do forget that I’m still just a girl. Just because I do porn (and love it) doesn’t mean I’ll fuck anyone whether or not money is involved. I’m a porn star, not a prostitute. There’s a difference between those two things, too, IMO. If there wasn’t a difference, I’d be a hooker, I’d make more money! But I don’t.
Hope you enjoyed my rant. Remember, Porn Stars are girls too, and some are even women! Treat us as such Thanks!
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It’s no secret that we live in a world of excess. The zeitgeist indicates that we are no longer content in simply being good or even great, we need to be better–do more–even if that means dangerously shoving ourselves past the points of logic, common sense, and personal ability.
I’d like to focus, for the sake of this brief discussion, on two individuals who have fairly recently displayed that their talent can not possibly make up for the endless pit of douchebaggery brought on by their musical “careers.”
Why: What the Fuck Happened? Well, not only am I referring to the question: What the fuck happened to these people? but also: What the fuck happened to the golden age of the celebrity?
You see, in my understanding, back in Hollywood’s Double Platinumage, stars were expected to be multi-talented performers. If they needed to dance, they danced. Sing, they sang. Overdose? They went all out!
Today, celebrities are expected to do about two things:
1. Be consistent and professional. Realize your place in the entertainment industry and do your best not to step on anyone else’s toes. FAIL
2.Not expose themselves in public or on the Internet; and along with that, not to bring negative attention to themselves at the expense of the productions that they are participating in. EPIC FAIL
So, with that in mind, let’s talk a little bit about Joaquin Phoenix.
Earlier this year, Phoenix (in some form) appeared on Letterman to do one thing: promote his new movie.
Joaquin somehow dropped this tether-ball and wound up falling-ass-backwards into creating an Internet meme to promote his hip hop career.
Now, with respect to the loss of his potentially much-more-talented brother, River, Phoenix has taken the mope-road, transformed himself into a pariah, and now resembles the kind of person you’d find quietly masturbating in a Library.
Maybe he just needs to take some time off, but here’s to hoping that America gets its Joaquin Phoenix back soon; because this shit–
Moving on; what the fuck happened to Billy Bob Thornton?
While I can not, in good conscience, sit here and defend him, his intellect, character, or work (for the most part), I do know in my heart that his work that actually hit, soared out of the park.
There is a fair amount of slack that must be evenly distributed to those who are constantly in the public eye despite constant horseshit behavior. I get it. Who doesn’t want to be famous just so they can act like a total fuck-stick all of the time?
But Thornton took this concept to a new level when he verbally abused an innocent Qtv Interviewer who wanted only to let him get the word out about whatever-the-fuck Billy Bob was jerking himself off to next.
Watch Billy Bob’s stupid fucking face in this video! You just want the interviewer to leap over the table and break something off in him…
The other members of his shitty band don’t do anything to help the situation either. I’ll promise you this, Mr. Thornton. When you pull shit like this, it’s not funny. It’s not cute. It makes people hate you…
You see…when Paris Hilton or the Olson Twins or whoever pulls shit like this, we expect it. We give a collective sigh and treat them like the Entertainment Industry’s quirky near-retarded sisterswho it keeps away from all its friends until it’s bored shitless.
You are a grown man, and a decent human being. This alone is sufficient to destroy you. And I’m glad you’ve done this to yourself before you had the opportunity to make Mr. Woodcock 2.
It’s a good thing their music is unlistenable, or I’d be at least a little conflicted.
Joaquin Phoenix and Billy Bob Thornton are certainly not even remotely close to being iconic or even significantly importantin their separate careers, but being in the public eye lends them a certain intrigue and respectability, which they seem to willingly and blindly be butchering without hesitation.
Mickey Rourke disappeared from the industry’s radar for a long time. When he came back, he made Spun, The Wrestler, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and Sin City. He’s spaced-as-fuck, but who cares? He’s amazing.
The only come-back I can conceivably predict for Joaquin and Billy Bob is an unsuccessful and poorly-thought-out opportunity to do the voices of two lovable, but slow-witted suicidal Lemmings in Walt Disney’s We Made a Horrible Mistake!
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So, instead of writing some shit no one cares about, I’m submitting a video for this amazing site that so enthusiastically asked me to contribute! Without further ado, here is a video of me cleaning the toilet in my house…
I have a few roommates and not many of them are as neat as I am. It makes me a little crazy sometimes…Oh, and I ended up painting the bathroom that day and now it looks like this:
See, wasn’t that more interesting than reading some bullshit no one cares about? Because, for sure, an up-and-coming-porn star cleaning toilets and graffiti-ing Octopuses in her bathroom is something people care about.