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March 15, 2013 · 6:37 pm

Life Lessons from Adult Entertainer Khristy Creams

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I was born and partly raised in the United States. I have family in both [US and Germany]. Our family goes back to the early founding of Hamburg. Spending part of my time each year in Hamburg was obviously wonderful for me. I’ve lived in Hamburg full time since 2006 and for now, I can’t imagine living anywhere else. I don’t like to make comparisons of the United Stated and here, but there is a great deal of difference along with many similarities. Hamburg is very old. It was a city 700 years before Columbus sailed to the New World, so it was a City State 1000 years before the Pilgrims made it to North America.

When you live in Hamburg, you can’t help but be influenced by the longevity of human experience and endeavors that have, and continue to transpire here daily. Hamburg is in the top ten seaports in the world and because of that, every part of the world makes its way to Hamburg sooner or later!

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To me, social observation is studying the cognitive processes of every form of human communication. Absolutely everything is communication. How someone delivers, digests, and incorporates information into their life is a fascinating process to me. As for how anyone reacts to me, I could actually care less. I don’t act, or react based on what anyone thinks, feels, or says. This is a problem of much of humankind, the ego and it’s actual fragility. I marvel at how so much of the world operates on myths and completely false and incorrect data. The age of reason through the enlightenment was a long time ago, but yet there are political and religious preponderances to this day, which have been disproved both scientifically and mathematically, and any educated and reasonable minded person would concur, yet peoples lives are subjugated to the ignorance of myth in making so many important decisions in their lives. This happens with individuals as well as whole nations, and it happens in every aspect of human life, especially the sexual life every human has. It’s a subject that is completely endless and that is exactly why I’m captivated by it. I believe it’s what makes me the “social observer” I turned out to be, and am! For example, the vilification of sexuality and especially pornography, by certain nations, governments, conservative and otherwise, so called news organizations, ignorant politicians, and religious kooks of all persuasions, is something that defies any intelligent reasoning. It’s completely couched in the greatest ignorance and simple DUMB thinking imaginable! Yet, it’s perpetuated because of myth, fear, ignorance, and non-factual beliefs, even in the light of fairly new scientific and historical evidence to the contrary!! How can I NOT want to be an observer of such monumental idiocy!! Hopefully though, I can make a tiny little difference in the ongoing process of change that is taking place globally a little at a time. At least that’s how I view it.

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I work a lot and I have many varied business interests and activities besides [performing and modelling], but many are private and really not anyone’s business, so I don’t openly discuss those. I also don’t openly discuss my family and home life. To me that’s completely off limits to fans and the public. No offense guys. I think most people would understand and agree on my position. Now, with that said, a normal day for me is not much different than anyone else I would imagine. I do have a few hobbies and I try and actively engage in those as much as I can. I do a little collecting, I collect really odd dolls, and I love to shop, especially for shoes. I do love shoes! I have a really regimented daily workout routine, actually several and I alternate them and I have a routine designed for me by my personal trainer for when I’m traveling as well. I do count my workouts as normal daily activity since I do them daily.

I’m normally an early riser, unless I’ve had to be up really late, or all night, then I’ll naturally sleep in. I like to have some quiet alone time each morning to check email, Twitter, do a little writing and mentally prepare for the day. When I think about it, I don’t think my days and activities are much different than most people. I’m just myself and do my own thing!

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I am a big believer in metaphor and no matter what aspect of what I do that you refer to as “work” I try and express myself with the best use of metaphor I can. I like to make people think as well as feel emotion. I don’t care how I’m seen. That’s not a concern of mine at all. You either take me and my work as I am, or leave me alone. I don’t care what someone thinks. It’s not going to change my thoughts and the way I express myself. Again, this is what I despise, someone worrying about how they want to be see by others. If that’s in your mind, you’re not going to truly be yourself. You are going to be what you want others to think of you, or your work. To me, that’s not the way to be. I find that sort of action fake and unreal. It’s hard work to be original and truly unique. It just doesn’t happen! As far as how I’ll be seen or thought of, that’s out of my hands and really not my concern. All I can do is hope someone likes what I do. If not, oh well!! (laughs)

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What attracts me most to anyone, male or female, is the mind and personality they possess. I like intelligence and I like to see intelligence employed in everything. Ignorance, being boastful, or a know-it-all, is a complete turn off for me. I like people with wit, humor, emotion and a genuine humanity to them. As for physical things, I love women with defined bodies. I love breasts and nice asses. I like the way women feel, smell and taste. With guys, it’s more a primal thing. Is he tall, have a nice cock, and have some stamina, OK… lets fuck! With women it’s more cerebral and deals with emotion and a completely different type of mental and physical pleasure. For example, I prefer to kiss women and cold care less to kiss a guy. Women simply kiss the best by far! (laughing). They just do everything with their tongue and lips the best, I think!

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I’m currently on this trip in Africa, as you know, and I have a much larger fan base here than I would have ever thought. Fans are something I think you cultivate and grow like a garden over time. Take care of the garden and it feeds you. Neglect the garden and you go hungry! Reaction by fans has always amazed me. I love my fans and I’m so grateful and honored for their support and caring about me, and what I do. Without fans, none of us could do what we do, could we! So, here is a shout out to all of my fans… Love you guys!!!

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Know who you really are and don’t try and be anything you are not! I think this works both professionally and personally. If you know you’re bisexual, be bisexual. If you know you’re lesbian, be lesbian. Always be open and true with yourself. Don’t ever give up. Life is both the trip, and the struggles on the way! Dip your oars in the water and keep rowing, rowing, rowing!

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I feel [my stories and poems] are aimed at anyone that wants to interact with them. I certainly don’t write for any particular audiences, per say, I just write. I feel I write to express my feelings, and myself, and all I can do is hope others find them interesting and relatable to themselves. To me, any so called turn on people get from my writing, is purely subjective to that individual person. If it does turn them on, then that’s a great thing, but I’m not trying on purpose to turn on anyone. Now sometimes, I do write poems with a particular muse in mind.

I do have a number of girlfriends that are muses for a lot of my most sexual, erotic poems, and in many of those, I’m the turned on one! In those poems, I’m trying to express something elusive and wonderful that I’m feeling, exactly because of the muse herself.

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I find all stereotypes to be roadblocks to any real knowledge, and because of that I don’t deal in or indulge in discussion about them usually. What you assume to be strange or outlandish, others find perfectly normal. What gives someone the right to say this is strange or outlandish? See this is the very thing I try and fight against. The assumption something is some particular way because you don’t know anything about it, or you don’t prefer it, or some mythical ignorant religious belief says it’s only this way, that’s all part of this perpetual bigoted ignorance so many people and cultures suffer from. Fetishes are things people have. It’s just the way it is. Here in Germany for example, water-sports, or piss play if you will, is a big thing and it’s practiced and enjoyed a lot. Because sex is much more open here, and people are sexually better educated here as well, we don’t think it’s quite the naughty thing as say people do in the United States, even though there is more of it indulged in the United States than most people realize!

What I find is by and large, Americans are much more sexually ignorant than Europeans and especially Germans. People need to understand that sex and sexuality are very broad, complicated and in-depth aspects of every human being and it’s all totally natural. What is unnatural, is society and religious people and institutions trying to dictate what is sexually normal, and what they say isn’t normal. Fetishes are an enhancing element to a sometimes romantic, but always, sexual relationship. It is a situation of what you my dislike someone else my very well just love. We need to stop being so judgmental, but that won’t happen until everyone is much better sexually educated.

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Just being myself and engaging in my life, that’s what drives me. If I’m content, then I’m happy and if I’m happy I’m where I want to always be!

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There are a lot of things I would never do. I would however, love to eat Katy Perry’s pussy one day, but I doubt that’s going to happen, so I’ll just imagine it and be happy with that!

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The other day, a girlfriend in the USA posted something about heating up moon-pies in the microwave on her Facebook page… so I admitted to her that I used to think moon-pies were cream-pies in the butt. She and a few others thought that was quite funny.

Sometimes, I know I’m a total dork!

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Interviewed by Alex Gross

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March 14, 2013 · 4:13 pm

Life Lessons from Former Porn Star Ava Rose

AvaRoseMy coming into porn was much like the first 15 minutes of a B-flick slasher film. I got a MySpace message from a ‘porn director’ and his girlfriend, a ‘retired pornstar turned make-up artist’. I use the  term “artist” very sarcastically in this case.
Anyhow, the message contained:
1) An introduction: Hi, I’m so and so and I’m an ex-Playgirl centerfold turned Hustler porn director and this is my GF. She used to be in porn until I knocked her up and now she’s a MUA.
2) The body paragraph: We’re going to be in Carson City, NV visiting family and want to shoot nudes for Mattsmodels.com.

I said OK but I’m going to bring my sister. Of course we did a little research to see that he was at some point a legit porn person. He was a scum with a sex addiction, but after we came to LA we were able to meet some great people who were in the industry as well and the rest is history.

My mom is from Germany and remains a German citizen, my dad (RIP) was born and raised in Arizona. My dad was what we’d call white, though his grandma was full Native American which, aside from his skin color–’tanner then the average whitey’–there was no real Native American defining features passed on to my dad.

Being raised in Sutton,  Alaska was great. Our mom was our school bus driver, which at that time was awesome because we got up to get dressed and went right out to my moms school bus (she kept it at home because the bus yard was 13 miles away in Palmer) and went back to sleep for 2 hours while she did her usual bus route.

Now that I’m older and wiser (along with having a stronger sense of self) I feel like first thing’s first: I need to be mentally stimulated as well as physically. I’m incredibly sarcastic at times so I dig that in a guy (most times). In order for sarcasm to be a good quality it must be well balanced with an all around good natured person. A sarcastic asshole is just an asshole.

Sexually, I’m very passionate. Passion is a drive and sometimes that drive takes you to new territories with someone sexually. It depends on the guy I’m with. What turns me on sexually with one may not be the same with another.

I literally love so many different types of music it would take forever to list. I started listening to ‘underground hip-hop’ back in 2003 when a BF of mine had a CunninLynguists album and also a Pigeon John album in his car’s 6 disk changer. Oddly enough it was from then on I expanded my music tastes to trip-hop, trance, ambient…so on and so forth. Thanks, underground!

[Having a sister--Mia Rose--in the adult industry was] awkward for us both. Not to mention the occasional asshole who had to comment something along the lines of ‘ wow you’re both in porn, your parents must have really fucked up’ which is just an incredibly stupid thing to say on many levels.

I’m an old-timer these days and haven’t performed since February 2010. I had my son Max November 2010. I had time on my hands while I was pregnant so I went back to college. Work and play makes up a mom’s life.

While i was under contract with Adam & Eve, I was fortunate enough to get the chance to spend 12 days in Budapest, Hungary shooting Carolina Jones. I had gotten there 2 days early to meet up with a friend who had been backpacking Europe. We spent two days exploring Budapest which is actually two different cities in a way. The Danube River separates the city so on one side there’s ‘Buda’ and the other is ‘Pest’. After my contract with A&E ended 2 years later I got to shoot a lot with Elegant Angel director Mason and Belladonna for Evil Angel.

My motivational drive these days is my son, Max. His future depends on the choices I make now.

I don’t think I’ll ever shoot again, but I won’t say never. It was a great personal experience but I’m older now and a mom. I am the type of person who needs to put in a lot of hard work in school for 6 or so years to become an anesthesiologist assistant. Then let those years of hard work and the need for that particular trade to carry me in an always stable career.

avarose2I’m humble and truly did enjoy my time in the industry, overall. I was able to be not only a contract girl for Adam & Eve and travel to amazing places like Budapest to shoot a feature film, but also I was able to shoot with amazing directors like Mason at Elegant Angel (that whole company is just amazing) and Belladonna and right hand man/husband Aiden and not to forget Van Styles because he also is a great camera man among other things. People who knew how to capture the feeling in a scene. Haha–this is getting deep.

Oh man, I really took a lot of knowledge with me. No joke.
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June 5, 2011 · 2:14 am

Life Lessons from Alt Pornstar Jiz Lee

I was a good kid, creative, adventurous, lots of time outdoors. I’m from Maui, Hawai`i, and spent most of my time either trodding around upcountry or down at the beaches in Kihei side or Paia. I always had sand in my scalp. Favorite activities involved building elaborate forts and tunnels in the cane grass of an abandoned lot with other neighborhood boys. I also liked swimming deep underwater along coral reefs and holding my breath as long as I could; it’s a whole different world down there.

Half the photos I have show me with a big toothless smile and lots of Shaka Brah. I drew a lot and performed with a Hula Halau at tourist events.

I also loved horses; and at one point my mother had a horse (named Rootbeer because he could drink soda from a bottle) and I’d jump on him bareback with a makeshift rope halter as reins and ride him in the pineapple fields. Having lived in the Bay Area now for the past 10 years makes those days seem like another lifetime ago, but I try to visit my `ohana at least once a year and it always takes me back to my childhood.

The earliest career I aspired to when I was younger was to be a veterinarian. I grew up around a lot of farmland and animals from dogs and cats to horses, chickens, cows. Lots of tailless geckos and fallen baby birds. I later wanted to be an artist and won a lot of art contests when I was in grade school. I had aspirations of being a writer as well.

I was 1st chair French Horn in junior high in a county-wide select band and also through high school, touring concerts on other islands. At one point, I wanted to be an experimental and jazz hornist. I later coached swim classes and was an Assistant Aquatic Director.

I loved dance theater and ended up majoring in dance (with a theater minor) in college. Dancer, Performance Artist…then I went into the non-profit sector and was an Executive Director as well as Board President and Advisor to several arts orgs before heading into web design… but then we’re getting closer to what I’m doing nowadays.

I am a very passionate and driven person, and jump from one aspiration to the next! I don’t really plan ahead too much, just make sure I’m solid where I’m at and enjoying what I’m doing at the moment. I like teaching myself new things and think of myself as very well-rounded.

The first porn scene I shot was with a lover and it was a very special shoot; emotional and extremely significant. Looking back it’s still one of my favorite performances, though there have been a few more that I feel were equally emotional and personally important.

I’ve had an organic approach to my work, in that I try to work with the best of intentions. I like to meet directors and co-stars before working with them so that I can make sure they are good people too. I end up with great friends who I can trust.

I’ve met some of the most brilliant and supportive friends through porn. Each project is a choice for me to do, and I make my decision based not in an agent, but if it is interesting to me, whether it is queer, artsy, indie, kinky, or important in it’s own way.

Recognition has been just as significant as the projects I’ve been a part of. Being awarded several times at the Feminist Porn Awards and later named their “Boundary Breaker” has impacted my career and fueled my fire. And being nominated for an AVN Award for Best New Web Star was also a really unique occasion that brought a lot of visibility and helped me prioritize my interests in the business.

Porn is a side project of mine which I do occasionally and have a rewarding time finding both challenges (such as being true to myself) and enjoyable experiences.

Every now and then I have a whole weekend free and I get to sit on the couch and veg out to bad television.

I’m inspired by ways we share our lives with one another, particularly online. The internet has a lot of power; it has the potential to start revolutions and to save thousands. Niche markets and minority communities are surprisingly strong in social media, which is gaining more and more accessibility and popularity. I think online accountability will cause us to be more transparent with our actions and intentions, whether we are individuals or corporations.

CAR ALARMS. If I hear one, no matter how far away, it distracts me to no end and all I can think is beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep… Fuck! They make me want to throw rocks!

(What makes me laugh?) Surprise Kitty, and its many parodies. And videos my brother shares with me of my little nephew playing.

I try to keep things as real as possible, and maybe because of this, I’m pretty unique. I don’t fake it. I genuinely engage with my co-stars and have a fun and positive attitude. I also have a different look, and I’m the only ‘out’ androgynous-identified performer in both indie and mainstream that I know of who identifies as gender-queer. I’m also pretty vocal online, sharing a lot of myself with others and taking the time to do interviews and reply to messages. I have a lot of interests that I pull into my work, including sex education and art.

I’ve also done some creative projects such as my Karma Pervs fundraiser, where I raise money for sex-positive, queer and kink-friendly organizations. I feel like porn has given me a lot of outlets and I have been getting back a lot of what I’ve put into it. I find it exciting.

Every day, I get a message from someone who was able to learn something about themselves, feel more confident about their gender or sexuality, or otherwise grow from my influence. It’s pretty incredible, and I cherish and save every message. I often cry. This may be another thing which distinguishes me from other porn performers, in that I work in a small genre of queer pornography, which is a lot about representation and sex-positive community. I have tremendous support from my friends, family, and fans. I feel empowered.

People who are anti-pornography have a limited image of what pornography is, which often incorporates sex-negative judgement and misinformation. However the truth is that, like most things in life, porn isn’t all good or all bad. It’s more complex than a simple yes or no answer.

I feel confident in the progressive part of the industry I’m involved with, and can honestly say it’s brought a lot of joy and strength to many people, and especially myself. Maybe if they saw the kind of porn I’m referring to, or if they found a kind of porn they liked, they’d have a different opinion.

I used to think “porn” was a four-letter word too, but then saw films I could relate to. (In a theater in San Francisco with a bunch of other queers. Christopher Lee’s “Sex: Flesh in Blood” was one such film, as was SIR Productions “Sugar High Glitter City”) It opened my mind and now I believe I’m doing the same.

Recently my playlist has included independent Bay Area artists like Goapele, and I love Jawaiian music. I like to relax to background music like Joan Jeanrenaud or Lou Harrison. My music taste is eclectic. I’m doing a hip hop dance performance at a queer event (Queerly Beloved) in San Francisco in a few weeks and have been listening to Jessie J’s “Do it Like a Dude” on repeat.

You can find more from Jiz Lee on their Official Site or Twitter!

–Interview by Alex Gross

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June 2, 2011 · 1:29 am

Life Lessons from Pornstar Lyla Storm

When I was a child I was very outgoing and always wanted everyone to be my friend, and usually, they did. I have always been creative and an arts and crafts kind of person. I was also a big tomboy. There usually wasn’t a moment that went by when I wasn’t fishing, hiking, camping or rough-housing with the neighborhood boys

My only aspirations as a child were to have fun. I never fully knew what I wanted to do when I grew up. It always teetered between a lawyer and a vet. I was a bit of a jokester, so when my mom’s friends asked me what I wanted to be, I usually said a stripper. Can you tell I got in a lot of trouble?

Whenever I hung out with my childhood friend, we would watch porn or look at dirty mags together and I always remember thinking about how beautiful the women look and how much fun they where having.

I like smoking pot a lot. I would consider that to be my guilty pleasure.

Whenever I see some random act of kindness, it reminds me that there is still good in all of us.

It really bothers me when people talk about people behind their backs, due to insecurities, then you think, ‘What is going to stop this person from talking about me?’ And also, when people don’t turn their turn signals on…It only takes two seconds to be that much safer.

My dog always has a way of making me laugh; and when children see him and get excited and say, “Oh! Look at the doggie! Can I pet him?” it reminds me that we were all innocent at one time.

I am always willing to help anyone out no matter what their past. We all have a past, but it shouldn’t be about past. We should focus on the present so that our future is better.

It’s all about perception, which may vary due to emotions.

I think it’s better to see (porn) and be satisfied than to go out and harm someone, but not all porn is nasty. Some of it is very beautiful and fun and can teach us about ourselves.

Every morning, I always play the Beatles and Lotus to surround myself in positivity, and I always listen to techno because there are usually no words so you can make it what ever you want it to be.

–Interview by Alex Gross

You can find more Lyla Storm on Myspace or Twitter.

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May 31, 2011 · 5:24 pm

Life Lessons from Pornstar Trinity St. Clair

I was the goody-goody, teachers pet; never doing anything wrong in school, but most active. Straight A’s, band geek, leadership, VP, and key club (Charity work for the community).

I wanted to be a lawyer, than a pyschologist… I do have my BA in Pysch.

I took a clip with a ex-boyfriend, he liked it and suggested I try porn.

Ice cream and cool whip.

I believe that we are trying to make the environment better. I love living in a “green” community.

Stand up comedy (makes me laugh) regardless!

I’m not average. I’m small and petite but the best things come in small packages!

I love feedback from fans. Mostly it’s great! Nothing too negative. If it is, I want to know why, and then try to satisfy them!

I think of Porn as glamorizing something everyone loves and making fantasies come true. If people think it’s bad, they have self issues they need to address or need to broaden their horizons.

I love GLEE music and adult contemporary.

(Interview conducted by Alex Gross)

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May 27, 2011 · 4:22 pm

Life Lessons from Pornstar Madelyn Monroe

I grew up very religious. I went to christian private school from kindergarden til my Junior year of high-school (which i eventually dropped out of). I was always loud, and obnoxious. I was never afraid to have a good time or voice my opinion (some things never change). I was not really a trouble maker, but i really sucked at school, and would do anything to get out of it.

When I was younger I always really wanted to be an actress. I was constantly on the stage at my school’s productions. I even ventured to Los Angeles when I was 15 to give the whole acting thing a try. But I was scared shitless of casting directors and auditions, and eventually ended up back home. I just continued to do school theater–which I did for years–and can proudly say I was always in a starring role. To this day, I wouldn’t mind another crack at acting.

Really, my introduction into the adult industry was pretty quick. A guy had found me on the internet, and offered to book me for all these things, & before I knew it I was on a plane to Miami to do my first scene. I figured, “well fuck, I can try this out and if I don’t like it I won’t be doing it again.” I was tight on money, and kinda just said fuck it. And I’m really glad I did.

One of my biggest guilty pleasures is shopping. I know, every girl is addicted to shopping (especially in this industry), but I think I take it to a whole new level. I don’t think I go one day without picking up something new. Ever since I’ve been staying in LA my shopping habit has become WAY worse…Hide your wallets, fellas.

Can I be real? Honestly, nothing about our society gives me hope for the future. Let’s be real here, more than ever people are killing each other or robbing each other. The levels of crime in our country, and all over the world are only getting worse. People don’t know how to handle situations anymore. They just resort to violence. I know a lot of people who have either been extremely injured or even killed because of violence or hate crimes. It may sound corny, but I wish I could be optimistic for some peace!

Anyone who travels a lot will agree with me. People don’t know how to travel. I hate people on airplanes. I dont mean to be rude but half of you don’t know what the hell your doing! Its not rocket science, people! Put your shit away, and sit your ass down. Just had to get that off my chest.

You know who makes me fuckin laugh? Chris Rock. One night I was really upset, and I turned on the tv in my hotel room and one of his acts was on Comedy Central. I died of laughing. It was the perfect medicine. Love that guy. But my friends cheer me up like no other. I wouldn’t have been able to get through a lot of shit without them.

Fans? Oh boy, I dont even think I have those…I’m really new to the industry so I don’t really consider myself to be anyone of importance…yet. Haha…But most of the feedback I’ve gotten so far has been pretty positive! I’m really enjoying myself so far!

It’s pretty simple to me. Everyone has their opinions, some people are going to discriminate against me and some are  not gonna give a fuck. Porn doesn’t define who I am and I’m more than just a whore. But at the end of the day, it’s not your life to live, or your decisions to make. It’s my life, and I’m gonna do what I damn well please.

Lately, I’ve become obessesed with Eminem. I don’t know, something about all his anger is EXTREMELY sexy. I’m into the bad boy types. A lot of other shit I’m blasting through my car is Drake, Pierce the Veil, Tyler the Creator, Maroon 5, Afro Jack, and Weezy.

–Interview by Alex Gross

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May 12, 2011 · 2:07 pm

The SuperDPS Guide to Life

GUIDE TO CONSPIRACY THEORIES
From the beginning of time, the mentally unstable have turned healthy skepticism and questioning authority into a madhouse of unpredictable, unprovable, and unimaginably nonsensical theories.
The eternal unanswerable question is “Why?” Why would the government fake a moon landing, house alien life forms, cover up the paranormal, or orchestrate a terrorist attack? The reason we don’t know “why,” is simple: because it’s not true. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO SEXY (ft. Tara Lynn Foxx)
I was sitting on the Southwest Airplane, going to San Francisco to shoot some awesome porn, when I decided to write this list on a barf bag! I didn’t have anything else to write on so I said fuck it; at least it makes a great picture! ;)

A few months back, Alex wrote a Guide to Un-Sexy… I thought it was pretty good…. So I am going to be a copy cat and make my own Guide! Now that you know what to steer clear of… I want you to know what is really sexy! No whale-tails are not sexy… but a cute set of matching bra and panties are! For the girls who need some advice to the guys that need help in the sack… I am here to help! (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO THE RIGHT
There’s a political schism in this country that has been exported throughout the Western Worldthrough religion and an imaginary system of values which should never be part of global or national policy to begin with.

It seems only right that someone attempt to explain the points of view commonly associated with the Republican Party in a manner as backward and convoluted as humanly possible. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO PROHIBITION
Hopefully, we’ve all had a decent-enough education to know that at one point in American History, the consumption and sale of alcohol was strictly prohibited by the United States government. Fortunately, this occurred at a time in History when our government could learn from their mistakes and push “we fucked up” initiatives after stupid decisions had cost the lives of many citizens and made the bad guys more powerful. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO RELIGION

As we are all no doubt aware, society–more specifically, modern western progressive society–has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects of their neighbors, they define themselves as wholly separate entities.

Throughout history, the frightened and bewildered have distanced themselves from religious “crazies” by establishing their own backwards faiths, and that’s why we have so goddamn many. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO SLAVERY
Race has certainly become a hot-button issue once again. Along with stereotypes and common prejudices, there are many ways by which people of various races and creeds can be misunderstood and misconstrued. It is important to learn the facts about a background in order to better understand a people; however, history–like individuals–can often be severely misinterpreted. And this is why I bring you: Shit you didn’t know about the Slavery! (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO KARAOKE
Allow me to begin with a bit of unconventional news. It was a typical Friday night at a Karaoke Bar in Stamford, Connecticut when shit went south. When a 25-year old girl started singing a Juanes song, 6 bitches got hostile. First, the shouting and booing escalated…which is understandable. Then, these 6 women viciously attacked the singer–punching, kicking, chipping teeth and pulling hair. The woman wasn’t significantly injured, but judging by the mugshots, the 6 attackers were hit by a fucking bus. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO DIRTY WORDS (And When To Use Them)
There are a seemingly countless amount of filthy terms and phrases out there. Some, we use every day. Others tend to be cringe-worthy and unmentionable in certain circles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being offensive, politically incorrect, or verbally abrasive, but you must understand that some phrases carry more weight than others. (READ MORE)

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GUIDE TO UN-SEXY
The truth is that in the hands of the wrong people, something with convoluted sexuality (like “sexting”) may have the potential to be dangerous. But for the harmless, law-abiding, sexual creature, whatever doesn’t fuck you can only make you harder. This is a guide to those elements of sexuality and weirdness that put one over that thin red line that divides the objectively kinky from the universally creepy. (READ MORE)

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February 16, 2011 · 11:30 am

Bella Vendetta Interviews Pornstar Jayda Diamonde

If you follow my Twitter (@BellaVendetta66) you may have noticed my slight crush that is quickly turning to infatuation with adult performer Jayda Diamonde.  Jayda inspired me become a cam performer for the company she works for (StreaMate) and since then I’ve been in awe of the webcam shows she does!

She’s known for taking insanely large toys in her pussy AND ass.  With her small frame and wispy blonde hair and ability to gape her perfect little holes she’s the crush object of many men and women worldwide.  Her fans all seem to fall in love with her and I have been no exception.  I thought I would share my new obsession with Jayda with the rest of the interwebs so we got a chance to chat via email and I found out a little bit more about one of my favorite sluts!

SO many people know you as the “Queen of Extreme” how did you get this title?

Jayda Diamonde: Well, My husband is a marketing and promotional guy and he truthfully just came up with that title and it kind of stuck over the years… if you’ve ever seen one of my live shows at www.JaydaDiamonde.com or any of my Evil Angel movies, you would easily understand, lol.

Not only are you on cam, but you’ve also starred in several adult films, do you focus on one more than the other these days?

I do. My focus is on live cam where, as you may have heard, I was just announced at the Xbiz award ceremony in LA as Streamate.com‘s #1 income earner for 2010. I use commercial DVD’s to further my webcam career and I guess to some extent, visa versa. But I like being my own boss, working from home and I run a very successful studio as well, that you happen to be a part of as well at  www.CamSharks.com and that takes a lot of my time up. I love helping girls looking to make a full time income and set themselves apart from the crowd, find the alternative to daily go-sees, bad agents and flying all over the country, which is to take charge and be your own boss… webcam can do that for anyone that puts in the time and dedication required to succeed.

Your so well known for putting HUGE toys in your pussy AND ass, when did you discover you had this talent?  Was it a long time working up to it?  Something you have to practice at to stay good at?

I’ve always been a little sexpot. Willing to try new things at a moments notice. I love the feeling of having my holes filled to capacity and the huge toys just grew out of that. Ive always loved anal and it makes me cum so fast and hard. Once I realized I could get out from under the producers and take charge, I was all in and dedicated myself to becoming one of the top webcam girls in the world!

I notice you use a lot of toys from bighardfast.com is this the place you recommend people go for huge toys?

Yes… I have an endorsement agreement with them and they are a pleasure to work with. (remember that guys at contract renewal time!, lol)

Do a lot of fans send you toys to be able to use for shows?

Surprisingly no. It has happened, but not often. I assume it is because if you have ever seen my webcam studio you would see that between the 2 fucking machines and 200 toys from big to small, plugs to whips, beads to inflatables, I pretty much have every type of toy a guy (or girl) would ever want to see! Plus, my toys are EXPENSIVE… making them cost prohibited for most fans.

You JUST won #1 chathost of the year for Streamate at the Xbiz awards!  Congrats!  You seem to be Streamates‘ almost non official spokesperson, you were even in their TV commercial!  Can you talk about your role and involvement with the company?

I was recruited to Streamate a few years ago and was told how Streamate would be the place for me to build a career in cam that would take me to the next level. I was promised more paying traffic then I had ever seen on a site before and that was it… I went for it! I made over $6,000 my first week. I know it sounds like thats not possible, but it IS! One of the main problems with cam girls is they treat the job like a hobby and spend all their time screwing around looking for underpaid shoots.

They work 2 hours every other day and expect to make $300,000.00. Not going to happen, here or anywhere. Then they spend all their time complaining about money… lol, I dont understand the mentality. I put my energy and focus into being a success and didn’t stop. I work 60 hours a week from my studio and make an very comfortable mid six figure income, just from live cam.

Being a top producer and untiring worker at Streamate, I simply rose to the top and was eventually offered a spot in the TV commercial, which as sooo cool to shoot. Streamate and their staff are unquestionably the BEST in the business. I have worked for F4F, Ifriends, ImLive and others… you could wrap all the traffic those sites have into one and still not be at Streamates’ level.

These guys just KNOW their business and I am proud to be associated with them. I actually had no idea I was the #1 overall income earner till that night at the Xbiz awards! I was shocked! I’m not a spokesperson, but anyone that knows me knows I speak my mind… you don’t gotta like it or even listen to it… but nobody’s going to stop me from saying it. If I like you, you’ll know it… if I don’t, you’ll know that too! lol.

Do you ever do girl/girl cam shows with any other models or is it just you strictly solo?

Yes, of course. I have a second room at Streamate called “ExtremeTeam” where I do live g/g shows with other Camsharks models from my studio. I love doing the g/g shows and so do my fans!

Unlike most camgirls who are broadcasting from their bedrooms, you have a WHOLE room/studio with remote controlled camera and backdrops etc. When did you decide to take camming seriously as a full time job?

Well that question is very simple to answer. The day I had another producer try and low ball me again and my first check came for over $6,000 a day later. From that point forward… I’m ALL IN! And thanks to that strategy, I am no longer low-balled, because if you dont want to pay me to shoot, I simply wont do it. I don’t need the money from movie shoots, I do a very select few movies a year now to keep my name fresh in the business and build my livecam and studio business models.

I love shooting for Jaysin from Evil Angel Video. He is a fair producer, pays and treats me right and has a no bullshit policy on the set. Come in and do your scenes, get paid and go fly home… that’s my idea of a professional and EA has that all wrapped up, like Streamate! I am no longer used by the film companies, I use them! My extensive studio setup is a simple matter of investing in yourself. I put my money back into my business and grow it!

You certainly had a lot to do with inspiring me to cam more!  Do you have any advice or info to share with girls you may be just starting off on cam sites?

Join through a reputable studio that has good help, training and customer service. Check the rates they charge for their services. CamSharks charges an industry LOW 3%…. NOBODY charges LESS than we do at Camsharks and at a site like Streamate, its your best bet to succeed. Do they offer 24 hour approvals? Streamate actually encourages girls to sign up through a studio due to the way it is set up. Just make sure you do your homework. Does the studio offer a telephone number to call for help and advise 24/7? Do they offer HD setup assistance? What’s the % they take?… 3% or is it 5% or even 10% or more? Those are the things you need to check FIRST! I of course recommend you check www.CamSharks.com.

Aside from huge toys, what’s your favorite thing to receive from fans?

Praise! I’m an attention whore, lol! I just love how loyal and outspoken my fans truly are! They are the BEST! I have a official membership website separate from my live shows at www.JaydaDiamonde.net where I post all my insider information for my fans! XOXO to you ALL! It is because of them that my life is so blessed!

@Jayda_Diamonde

Do you have a wishlist or somewhere fans can shower you with gifts?

I do have one, it is on Amazon.com Under my name: JaydaDiamonde or Jayda_Diamonde, dont remember which, but I would just prefer my fans come see me live and/or stay members of my official fanclub. I take pride in producing good quality content and live shows for my loyal fanbase. Im not looking for a handout. I’m looking to be the best entertainer I can be and earn the long term trust and support from all my peeps out there! My live shows have a tip function, so you can always reward me for a job well done. I find that more satisfying.

Any other projects sites etc you want to plug?

Well, I do have an announcement of sorts. I have signed to shoot 4 more Evil Angel DVD Videos. Filming begins later this month. I’ll shoot all 4 in 1 week (whew!) and they will be released one at a time over the summer! Good thing Ive been in training with all my fans! lol!

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Jayda Diamonde can be reached at her Live Show Site, Official Membership site, and CamSharks

Twitter: @Jayda_Diamonde or @CamSharks

Twitter ID: @Jayda_Diamonde & @CamSharks

Email: JaydaDiamondeSF@hotmail.com

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SuperDPS Interviewer, Bella Vendetta, is a fetish model, burlesque dancer, Pro Domme, webmistress and now a cam performer as well!  Aside from doing dirty things on film she also conducts interviews with tattoo artists, black metal bands and adult film stars.  You can learn more about her by visiting her site: www.bellavendetta.com

And get a live show for yourself here: http://BellaVendetta.cammodels.com

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August 17, 2010 · 8:12 pm

Step Up 3D

In the sublimely cultural and highly kinetic universe of John Chu’s Step Up 3D, people like dancing. As in, they really, really love it. It’s set in a world where it seems that busting a move and winning break dance battles is practically the most important thing to every human being on the planet, living or dead. It’s a lifestyle, one where a single toe out of line can discredit your respek ‘n’ shit and get your head chopped off and popped on a stake for all to gawk and laugh at as they drink your inadequate and incompetent blood. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a little.

This obsession is true for our main characters, mainly young and athletic street dancers whose lives revolve one hundred and ten per cent around dancing. They live it, they breathe it, they digest it, they fart it, they everything it, and it always comes first for them. While their passion is fairly admirable, it’s also a bit laughable. To hear characters taking these things so outrageously seriously is just stupid and unintentionally comical, leading to the film shooting itself in its exceedingly happy foot.

We follow two adolescent siblings, Moose (Adam Sevani) and Camille Cage (Alyson Stoner) who have just started attending New York University. Moose has promised his mother that he would never pursue his love for dance again, but after less than two minutes of screen time, he ends up in a break dance battle. That’s right, this film hasn’t heard of the word “pacing.”

He respectfully wins and attracts the attention of Luke Katcher (Rick Malambri), an aspiring filmmaker and dancer, who introduces Moose to his dance crew, called Pirates. Arrrr, matey, they can twirl and do somersaults and do all sorts of freaky stuff. Moose joins the crew as they prepare for an upcoming dance competition, the World Jam contest, where they will be competing against their rivals, the House of Samurai dance crew. Pirates versus Samurais, eh? That sounds a lot more entertaining than it actually is.

For a lot of the movie we’re watching our protagonists train and practice for this prestigious competition, all of which is quite fun. The choreography within these sequences is spectacular, oozing with creativity, aided visually by those 3D glasses you should be wearing. Most of it is typical street dancing, but a scene where Moose struts his stuff with Camille to a remix of Fred Astaire’s “I Won’t Dance” stands out from the crowd.

Dance is a beautiful art form and it’s showcased very well here, but as much as it tries with all its strength to drag the film up from the depths of mediocrity, truthfully, nothing can. When the dancers stop moving their bodies, we have to deal with boring, melodramatic scenes with characters, ugh, talking.

The script by Amy Andelson and Emily Meyer is frustratingly cheesy, bursting with annoying exposition at the start and jam-packed with stupid cliches. With lines like “You wanna get to him, you gotta go through us” and “With a little bit of training, this kid could be the spark that we need to get everyone together and win the hundred grand from the World Jam and pay back what we owe,” I can’t say that they’ve put any effort into this whatsoever.

This isn’t helped by the wooden acting from almost all of the cast, particularly Malambri. To be fair, many of the performers are professional dancers, not actors, so we’re not expecting much, but that doesn’t get them off the hook. The only good performance is from Sevani as Moose, our exuberant and passionate main character, yet even he’s shaky at certain points in the film.

I also can’t do this review without mentioning Martin and Facundo Lombard as The Santiago Twins, two of the most annoying on-screen siblings since Mudflap and Skids from Transformers 2. I spent much of Step Up 3D imagining I was bashing their pathetically unfunny skulls in with a baseball bat.

Many of the characters simply feel one dimensional, with significantly few of them having a noteworthy presence. Side characters will only be remembered as backing dancers and nothing more, as they lack distinct personalities.

What the film does have though is a cracking soundtrack, filled with hip-hop and electro-funk which ramp up each individual dance scene. From Flo Rida’s “Club Can’t Handle Me” to Chromeo’s “Fancy Footwork,” it really is great and sets the energetic mood.

I want to say that the film’s heart is in the right place, but when our main character is told that dancing is more important than school, I have to say that the movie’s morals are a tad questionable. The film is meant to show the emotional power of dancing, but this is nothing short of generic and it seems forced at times.

I would recommend Step Up 3D for fans of dancing, but thinking about this, they would still have to sit through the tedious scenes where the art is not being displayed. The dance sequences may be fascinating, but they aren’t enough to compensate for the god awful script, the bland acting and the wafer-thin plot. Actually, hold on, just go on YouTube and search for clips of the best dancers on Britain’s Got Talent. That should suffice.

Five outta ten

–Watson

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April 27, 2010 · 5:55 pm

Life Lessons from Diamond Kitty

The first time I ever feature-danced was nerve-rocking. I remember I was doing a Super Bowl special in Miami, for JMH Productions and we had to do girl/girl scenes for the commercials…but we also had to go on stage and dance. It was my first time, so I was shaking like a little piece of paper on stage. But I did it and I made 26 dollars in one dollar bills…lol

With the power of a god, I would make every woman bisexual–that is so hot…Grrr I love it.

I’ve always considered myself a nice, intelligent girl, but the nice part is not all the time. I don’t have patience, so people get under my skin pretty fast. I guess they like the bitch side of me. lol

I can’t stand when Motherfuckers try to take advantage of me…Grrrrrrr! Like I said before, I look dumb but I’m not. Don’t let the face fool you!

When I was a kid, I was fat, but I was cute :)

If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would be something like that Couples Retreat movie.

The worst advice I ever got was from my mom. She is horrible with addresses and driving directions.

God dammit, I wish I could have a Red Bull right now. I can’t live without it.

I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was fuck my neighbor’s wife. We actually did a threesome: the 2 of us and my husband.

One thing you should know about me is that I am workaholic and kind of a control freak. I like everything in place and want everything to be my way! :)

–Diamond Kitty

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