Tag Archives: religion
The Cult of the Snuggie
For those of you who may be uncertain, this is indeed a significant time in the relatively brief history of humanity. Our species has advanced to the point where we can say “go fuck yourself” to those dumb-ass blankets, quilts, … Continue reading
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Americans Don’t Need More Exercise
Let’s face it. We Americans are out of shape; and ever since the production of the 1973 film The Exorcist, we’ve been all bent out of shape with curiosity (in some cases descending staircases backwards) over the religious mysticism of … Continue reading
The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum
Frankly, it blows my mind into what neurosurgeons would refer to as “a tizzy” when I ponder how paradoxically insignificant life can be. I hate to get all philosophical and “sciencey” when attempting to write an article because it usually … Continue reading
Do We Need ‘Em?
Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I’ll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are … Continue reading
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The Top 5 Things People Need to Stop Pretending are True
We would all love to feel intelligent. It’s natural to long for that orgasmic brain baby that makes sweet love to our consciousness on a daily basis. But when we aren’t having premarital underage sex with our own sense of luscious … Continue reading
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