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Talking Nerdy, Ep. 84: 50 Ways to Leave Your Penis

In this week’s episode we go over our Oscar Winners once more and one of us gets to spin the Wheel of Pain to discover what their punishment will be. We talk about the new GTA Online expansion, Walking Dead’s slow burn, and the new comic book releases of the week!

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Terrorism in Texas

As spurious and perhaps fatuous as it may be, a new addendum to the story of the plane attack on a Dallas Tax Office has been released to the media. Maybe it’s only a fringe media story–and I claim no knowledge to its validity, but I feel apt to comment on it regardless.

As you are no doubt aware, February 18th was briefly interrupted by the breaking news of Joseph Stack’s angry joy-ride into a Texas building where IRS employees worked. He was disgruntled and driven to insanity in the previous days, causing him to outline his plan via the Interwebs and fly his little plane into the side of the complex.

I don’t think this is what our government had in mind when they said that we need to learn from the events of 9/11.

I wish we could still call them "TeaBaggers"...oh, we can? Wonderful.

(EDIT: But maybe we should be concerned. The fuck that attacked this Texas Building is, in my opinion, no better than the terrorists who attacked our buildings on September 11, 2001. It’s a leap of faith to think any different.

The Muslim Fanatics who attacked us simply had a stronger agenda and better aim.

If we find it appropriate to go after the “terrorists” who support this ideology of destruction for the will of Allah, we must also undoubtedly recognize that there is now cause for another war–a culture war–a war of rationality and intelligence.

Imagine if Joseph Stack’s attack were just the beginning. The whole anti-Obama, anti-tax, tea-party movement is a cult made of dangerous individuals who won’t take TRUTH as a rational answer. The idea of these people as a solidified ideological militant group scares the shit out of me–as much as Fundamentalist Islam–and you should be fucking worried, too.)

Now, websites are uncovering the “fact” that the FBI and Damage Control groups were on-scene and ready to address the mess before the attack even occurred.

Let me repeat that; in other words, the Federal Government knew of the attack, allowed it to happen, and claimed victory when they arrived to pick up the pieces.

This “new information” has been credited to “reliable sources,” however–when I consider the fringe/conspiracy sites responsible for the story–I can only imagine that a credible source could be anywhere from “my alcoholic neighbor” to “a dream I had last night.”

Keep in mind, these are the same people who believe that the last attempted attack (Underwear Bomber) was orchestrated by the FBI, and that 9/11 was performance art.

But on the other hand, it happens. It’s been known to happen, and there’s much to our government’s inner-workings of which Americans are unaware. We can’t take psychopaths at their word, but at the same time, we can’t automatically distrust.

We’ve reached a historical plateau at which, rather than thinking, “This man carrying a sign and raving about the End Times is batshit insane,” we find ourselves thinking, “I wonder if he knows something I don’t…”

Alex G/

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Sometimes Suicide IS the Solution (George Sodini and his Blog)

joegIf you turned on the news recently, you have probably seen the story about the L.A. Fitness that some psycho shot up, killing 3 innocent women in Pittsburgh, PA. That psycho was a 48 year old man name George Sodini. Why did he do such a horrible and terrible thing? I’ll let him say it in his own words; the words he whined on his own blog:

“I guess some of us were simply meant to walk a lonely path. I have slept alone for over 20 years. Last time I slept all night with a girlfriend it was 1982. Proof I am a total malfunction. Girls and women don’t even give me a second look ANYWHERE. “

…and that’s it. That’s why he walked into a gym, turned the lights out, pulled guns out of his duffel bag, and shot 36 rounds in the place, killing 3 women. Because he hasn’t gotten laid in awhile. That’s it. That’s the grand motive behind taking innocent lives. If this were the case, then World War fucking 3 would be everyday. Join the club asshole! This is not coming from an emotionally distressed teenager who guns down his class mates or the kid who always got picked on, the guy who’s girlfriend broke up with him and that was the last straw (not that I condone these reasons, or any reason for murder), this is coming from a 48 year old man.

Looks like a perfectly normal psychopath.

Looks like a perfectly normal psychopath.

I’ve read his blog about his plans, what he was doing, and how lonely he was; how women never looked at him, his dad who never talked to him, his brother who bullied him…All of it sounded like he was trying to justify this like there was some important message he was trying to tell everyone other than that he was a loser and a coward and a guy who hated his life and did nothing to improve the quality of it. He had a job as an IT guy for a law office , he was lucky enough to survive layoffs going on in his job and that he liked his new boss. These of course were all distractions from his “exit plan.”

His blog can only be accessed by typing in his DOD (creepy). It’s almost laughable to read. Most people would find it disturbing, but I find it pathetic. He can’t spell worth a shit. In the blog he repeats himself saying how he hasn’t had a woman since 1984. Over and over again. The blog is titled Live or Die. I don’t think he really gave anyone a choice on that matter.

Dont be fooled by that charming smile.

Dont be fooled by that charming smile.

Maybe he wanted it to look like a cry for help? Who knows? Apparently he just worked out at this gym and didn’t talk to anyone. His neighbors tried to be civil with him and talk to him but he just ignored them, yet he complains about how he’s all alone. Bottom line is the guy never made an effort and instead took other people’s lives instead of helping himself. Maybe I can’t get my head wrapped around the fact that a guy who’s only a couple of years younger than my dad would carry out something like this for such a childish reason. Why go after people at a fitness club? Makes no sense…

This is not something he planned recently either. If you read the blog he planned this shoot out since NOVEMBER! To quote him again :

January 6, 2009:
I can do this. Leaving work today, I felt like a zombie – just going thru the motions. Get on the bus, get the car, drive home…..My mind is screwed up anymore, I can’t concentrate at work or think at all.
This log is not detailed. It is only for confidence to do this. The future holds even less than what I have today.
It is 6:40pm, about hour and a half to go. God have mercy. I wish life could be better for all and the crazy world can somehow run smoother. I wish I had answers. Bye.

It is 8:45PM: I chickened out! Shit! I brought the loaded guns, everything. Hell!”

Doesn’t chickened out mean you’ve had some sort feeling of guilt?! Wouldn’t that tell you something? Maybe you’re about to do something horrible and should seek help? You haven’t had sex in awhile?! GET A HOOKER!!! Sure it’s not the most legal way of doing things, but fuck man, it’s better than senseless mass murder!

Heres a bunch, and I wasnt even fucking TRYING!

Here's a bunch, and I wasn't even fucking TRYING!

He even had a date:
May 18, 2009:
“I actually had a date today. It was with a woman I met on the bus in March. We got together at Two PPG Place for lunch. The last date for me was May 1, 2008. Women just don’t like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one. Not one of them finds me attractive. I am looking at The List I made from my May 4th idea. I forgot about that for several days. That tells me where I stand. These problems have gotten worse over a 30 year period. I need to expect nothing from me or other people.”

Way to give up! You complain and complain about how women don’t want to date you , you finally have a date and then what do you do? You gave up because it interfered with your revenge scheme on how you haven’t had a date in a long time. That’s a bit hypocritical don’t you think?

I also love what he puts on the bottom:

“**Copy this to usenet/newsgroups where my voice will speak forever!**”

Your voice won’t speak forever, dick head. You’re no martyr. You had no grand message. You’re not a revolutionary ( maybe in stupidity), Nor are you remotely any form of inspiration. People will forget you. Ultimately you will go down as the senseless murderer who did nothing in your life but complain about how life never threw you a bone (no pun intended), yet you never waited for one in the first place.

That’s what I don’t get about these mass shooting perpetrators. You hate your life, you’re constantly depressed about feeling inadequate. So what do you do? Kill the people who never caused the problem for you, let alone knew you had a problem to begin with. Does life suck? Sure it does! Guess what! You’re not the only one life takes a crap on! A lot of people go through hard times. The rewarding part is overcoming those hard times and having a laugh about it later. Otherwise what’s the point?

Nothing is permanent and there’s always a way around what’s bothering you. If you don’t believe me Mr. “Guns in a duffel bag,” KILL YOURSELF! Do mankind a favor. Thank you.

Joe_G

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Insane Clown Posse: Revisited

alexbwI should have known better than to think my uphill battle with our good friends the Juggalos (along with non-denominational fans of Insane Clown Posse) was anywhere close to being over.

In an entry posted on December 21, 2008, I recently received the following Comment:

“sad thing is, all of you stupid fucking dipshits can’t say the shit to our faces, cause your too afraid we’ll fuck you all up, why don’t you grow the balls to say the shit to our faces insted of acting like a coward.

Juggalo-fo-life biotch.”

(^SIC)

Well, needless to say, I was hurt very deeply by this obvious misunderstanding, so, in a Comment back to ~Mastodon~666, I attempted further clarification:

“I’d like to issue a formal apology to you, Mastodon.

While I can not apologize for my feelings, specifically, I can understand why you are so upset. Perhaps I was being too hard on you.

I mean, it’s the 21st Century, for cryin’ out loud. There’s absolutely no reason why myself and functionally retarded people like you and your fellow ‘Juggalos’ can’t attempt to talk this all out.

…except for the fact that it might be difficult to understand you while your mouths are all full of Faygo and cock.

I’d also have to respectfully disagree with your run-on sentence about how I’m too scared to say all of this to your face.

If I knew you (and trust me, I don’t want to) I would probably have no problem saying it to your face.

…of course you may have to stay several feet away, due to the potential contagiousness of whatever degenerative disease that makes all of you people so fucking ridiculous.

There’s absolutely no shame in being developmentally disabled. I’m sorry if you were inadvertently offended by my remarks in this post.

But, seriously, stick by your aging, sell-out, washed-up, illiterate clowns, and I’ll continue to stick up for the honest and true music fans who don’t consider “Horse-shit” a viable genre.

After all, if you quit now, sensibility wins!

Until next time, stay down with the clown.

Alex

I can only hope that some omnipotent being can understand my true feelings and intentions and relay the message, on behalf of myself and the rest of the world, to these disgruntled red-necks who can’t seem to get over a novelty rap-rock group from the 1990’s.

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