Mark Sanford, the fun-loving, sex-hating, hypocritical governor of South Carolina seems to have a Blagojevichian adoration for negative publicity. They say there is no such thing as “negative publicity,” but when you’re a cunt, it’s difficult to avoid. Obviously when you submit to your repressed male sexual urges after years of letting them lie dormant, it’s going to explode in a shameful affair with a South American Milf.
Sanford’s stance on the sanctity of marriage and his membership in the Promise Keepers create a much more satisfying bubble of brazen hypocrisy that is only made more epic by his insistence that the affair was some kind of magical fucking love story.
Not crying...just literally leaking horseshit.
He shouldn’t resign for having an affair. That’s between him, his wife, his mistress, and his dick (which is not unquestionably infected with some kind of ‘Spanish Flu-esque’ Antisocial disease).
He should resign because he is using this pseudo Fairy Tale Story as a means to get his face out there and be a topic of national conversation. He has brought insurmountable shame to the fine people of South Carolina while attempting to keep some positive energy flowing for a hypothetical bid for president in 2012…and for that he should side-step out of the spotlight and fade into obscurity.
I never thought I would say this, but perhaps he could actually learn something from Sarah Palin. When you succeed in making a national mockery of a place and/or mentality that was never taken seriously to begin with; when you succeed in becoming the ass-end of a public joke that you don’t seem to be in on; when you so royally screw the pooch that you are forever branded as being so full of shit that you can’t even manage to choke out words with any shred of credibility, it’s time for you to go.
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