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Life Lessons from Diamond Kitty
The first time I ever feature-danced was nerve-rocking. I remember I was doing a Super Bowl special in Miami, for JMH Productions and we had to do girl/girl scenes for the commercials…but we also had to go on stage and dance. It was my first time, so I was shaking like a little piece of paper on stage. But I did it and I made 26 dollars in one dollar bills…lol
With the power of a god, I would make every woman bisexual–that is so hot…Grrr I love it.
I’ve always considered myself a nice, intelligent girl, but the nice part is not all the time. I don’t have patience, so people get under my skin pretty fast. I guess they like the bitch side of me. lol
I can’t stand when Motherfuckers try to take advantage of me…Grrrrrrr! Like I said before, I look dumb but I’m not. Don’t let the face fool you!
When I was a kid, I was fat, but I was cute 
If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would be something like that Couples Retreat movie.
The worst advice I ever got was from my mom. She is horrible with addresses and driving directions.
God dammit, I wish I could have a Red Bull right now. I can’t live without it.
I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was fuck my neighbor’s wife. We actually did a threesome: the 2 of us and my husband.
One thing you should know about me is that I am workaholic and kind of a control freak. I like everything in place and want everything to be my way!
(for more from Diamond Kitty, visit her site!)
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Tara Lynn Foxx presents The SuperDPS Guide to Sexy
I was sitting on the Southwest Airplane, going to San Francisco to shoot some awesome porn, when I decided to write this list on a barf bag! I didn’t have anything else to write on so I said fuck it; at least it makes a great picture! 
A few months back, Alex wrote a Guide to Un-Sexy… I thought it was pretty good…. So I am going to be a copy cat and make my own Guide! Now that you know what to steer clear of… I want you to know what is really sexy! No whale-tails are not sexy… but a cute set of matching bra and panties are! For the girls who need some advice to the guys that need help in the sack… I am here to help!
Angelina Jolie: This woman is so exotic and gorgeous and I don’t know anyone who can disagree with that fact. Based just on her looks, she is a 10; then when you take into consideration all the help she had given to children around the world… she is definitely a keeper in my book. She is the only woman I know who can go from shooting an action packed movie like Tomb Raider to being the hottest MILF around!
(Runners up: Athletes, Australians, Acrobatics)
Boy Shorts: There is something about boy shorts that make me wanna masturbate in a public bathroom! JK! All jokes aside… I love the look of a juicy booty in a pair of super cute Spider-Man boy shorts. They are sexy, yet cute, and not slutty, like thongs
(Runners up: Brazilians, Bull-Dikes, Black men)
Confidence: When a man or woman has confidence it is a huge turn on! Us women like men that are courageous and have that manly attitude. I like a man who has confidence… it means to me that he will be successful at whatever he does! I need a man who knows he is worth something… a man who lacks confidence is worthless.
(Runners up: California, Comedians, Condoms)
Dave Grohl: I was on a plane when I figured out who Mr. Grohl was! Steve Almond wrote a great article about him and I hope you all can read it one day! It’s from his book Rock and Roll Will Save Your Life. Grohl was the drummer for Nirvana. When they split, he created Foo Fighters and is the front man and songwriter for them. In the article, Almond shows his human side; the man who takes care of his family and stays loyal. After all of the rock and roll groupies and drugs and drama, he stuck with his family and that is the sexiest part about this man.
(Runners up: Depilation, DWA, daddy-type)
Exhibitionism: also known as flashing, is behavior by a person that involves the exposure of private parts of their body to another person in a situation when they would not normally be exposed, with a tendency toward the extravagant. It is sexy to me and turns me on when I watch the execution of a sexual act
(Runners up: Exfoliation, Education, Erections)
Foreplay: There is nothing hotter than a man who loves to please! I LOVE foreplay. I think it leads up to the sex in such a beneficial way for both parties. If the playing around before the big show is fun then you know you are going to have the best orgasm. Foreplay also gives you different insight into a guy–how playful he gets. If he gets creative or outgoing, then he is a good partner. If he always wants to skip the playtime and go straight to the sex… well he is UNSEXY and won’t last long with me.
(Runners up: Fisting, Fantasy Football, Fudge)
Geeks: I have love for the nerds, jocks, Goths, queers, and preps… but I LOVE GEEKS! If it weren’t for them I wouldn’t have discovered my love for science, or graduated high school. Another thing I can thank them for is this dream I continue to have about banging the fuck out of this really cute Matt Damon crossed with Seth Rogen Geek fantasy boy. These days, if you don’t have a pair of Ray Bans… you are not SEXY!
(Runners up: Glasses, Gynecologists, Google)
Hybrids: I am sexy right? That is because for my first new car… I bought a hybrid. What is more attractive than a man or woman showing that they care about the environment!? Not only do the people who drive hybrids have more money in their pockets… but they are usually pretty interesting characters.
(Runners up: Harry Potter, Hair Gel, Hot days)
Isis Love: I have never met anyone sexier than this woman right here. Yeah, she has huge boobs and a tiny waist, but that is not what makes her so damn attractive to me. It’s her Dominatrix work that she does for KINK.com, and the way she cares about people. I think she is so damn sexy that, if I could, I would kidnap her and marry her ass! She is the sweetest girl I have met in this business and that’s what makes her sexy!
(Runners up: Ice Cream, Indoor Sports, Inclusive Hookers!)
Jogging: Come on! Do I really have to write anything about this one?…just picture this with me for a second. Close your eyes. Imagine you are sitting on a park bench on a nice summer day. The birds are chirping and you feel great. You look around to see all these beautiful people playing sports and jogging around the lake… you realize a lot of these people are gorgeous women with nothing but their tight bodies and spandex gear on! ‘nuff said!
(Runners up: Jewelry, James Deen, Jocks)
Koprolagnia: This is where my twisted side shows a little. This term basically means that I get sexual gratification by performing disgusting acts of self humiliation. I think it is sexy when you discover what turns you on… even if it is the strangest thing in the world!
(Runners up: Kegels, Klondike Bars, Kodak Porn)
Lipstick Lesbians: The first time I knew that I was bi-sexual was when a lipstick lesbian kissed me and had her way with me in her bedroom. Granted I was only 10, but I still knew I liked girls. As I got older, I found myself attracted to beautiful women who were like me but had that lesbian vibe to them a little more. They still wear makeup, cute girly clothes… but they are only attracted to women. There is nothing more SEXY than two gorgeous women making out in a public place.
(Runners up: Lindsay Lohan, Lactaid, Loot)
Motorcycles: Since the age of five I have loved Harley Davidsons. They are just so damn sexy with the sound of the engine starting up to the hairy, tatted up biker guy sitting on it! I can’t wait until the day I own one… until then I will settle with looking at magazines of hot girls posing on them. Who knows? I might even do a photo set myself!
(Runners up: Mud Wrestling, MILFs, Margaritas)
Nullipara: This is a term to describe women that have never had children. Yes MILFs are hot… but me personally… I like when the vagina I will be licking hasn’t already pushed a human out of it… there is just something sexy about a semi-virgin pussy…
(Runners up: Nasty Talk, Nick at Nite, Noses)
Osculation: Like I said earlier: I love foreplay. The one thing I love more than that is kissing! I love the way soft, full lips feel pressed against mine. It is even sexier when I get to watch other people kiss. It is just so passionate and romantic.
(Runners up: Oily Butts, Ownership, Overnighters)
Personal Hygiene: I don’t know how many times I have gone on set to find a guy that either has bad B.O. or his cock smells like he just fucked a whole strip club. GUYS! WHEN YOU WANT TO COME OFF AS SEXY TO ANOTHER PERSON… WASH YOUR PITS AND YOUR PRIVATE PARTS! Please! When I smell a man that smells fresh and he has some good cologne on… oooo boy!
(Runners up: Porn Stars, Personal Trainers, Pedicures)
Queer: Honestly… sometimes I wish I was a queer boy. They are so sexy that it makes me hot thinking about them. The way they dress to the way that they care about how they look! I love when people are outgoing and don’t give a fuck what people will say to them. I have found in my life that a good best friend is semi-queer…. in my eyes that makes them good enough to be on my list of sexy!
(Runners up: Queens, Quagmire, Quails)
Reproductive Freedom: For years and years women have been forced to act a certain way and obey the orders of their husbands. Now women are free to choose if they want to keep their baby or not. They also get to choose if they want to have kids at all! I think it’s very attractive when a woman can make decisions for herself. Once the stigma around certain things women can do is erased, I think the idea of reproductive freedom could be a very sexy topic!
(Runners up: Race Car Drivers, Regular HIV testing, Rachel McAdams)
Sarah Palin: I think the only reason she popped into my head was the porno they made about her. I mean seriously… if you are a politician you shouldn’t be sexy… but this broad is a grandmother on top of that! I love how she comes off as a total cunt… she is still sexy to me!
(Runners up: Stoners, Sun Sets, Stockings)
Tara Lynn Foxx: I know I know! I am full of myself! I have good reason to though! I do porn and love every second of it! I have amazing deep throating skills and I can cook. If I am on the rag I give BJs to make up for it! And ummm…. Oh ya I made you laugh once or twice… to me, I would say I am sexy!
(Runners up: Tattoos, Tom Boys, Testing Monthly)
Uniforms: There is something about them that makes me want to sexually attack anyone wearing one. I think it’s the picture of power that they serve. It doesn’t matter if it’s a girl at a catholic school or a fireman putting out the fire he started in my heart… tee hee! Uniforms equal a definite quickie for me!
(Runners up: Underwear, UV lights, Underground hip hop)
Vincilangia: Obviously, this had to be on my list. This basically means sexual arousal from bondage; the desire to possess women rendered helpless by fetters, such as ropes, tape or chains. The look and feel of it is so powerful and erotic it had to be on this list!!!
(Runners up: Violets, Variety, Violins)
Wank-Pit: This is a British term for masturbation. If you think this should not be on this list–think again! I get very turned on by the idea of men and women playing with their sacred private parts to give them pleasure while they watch my movies.
(Runners up: White Teeth, Women, Working Girls)
Xenerotica: This is the condition I have! LOL…It basically means having sexual attractions to strangers… However, I think my condition is beyond repair. I love to fantasize about people I have never met that sit next to me on the plane, or waiting in line at the grocery store… I love stranger danger.
(Runners up: x-rated, x-sex, xassafrassed)
Yaffle: I love when a girl has a cock in her mouth! There is not much sexier than a good BJ! I mean, come on you didn’t know that’s what “yaffle” meant! LOL
(Runners up: Yes- Girl, Yodeler, Yo-Yo)
Zoftig: Pleasantly plump women are very fun if you make them feel beautiful and tell them how much you love their figure. There is a difference between too fat and thick… Remember that. Zoftigs are really sexy because they have more to them than just skin and bone. A woman with curves is what gets me going.
(Runers up: Zorber, Zoob, Zeppelins)
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Life Lessons from Lynsie Lee
The first time I ever watched porn was with my best friend and my sister when I was in 5th grade.
With the power of a god, I would rid the world of all money and oil.
I’ve always considered myself the funniest person I know.
I can’t stand when Motherfuckers try to get nudes for free.
When I was a kid, I kissed boys behind my apartments and girls in my closet.
If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would probably have Jennifer Aniston in it, since she’s in like EVERY crappy romantic comedy.
The worst advice I ever got was to give up my dreams and go to school.
God dammit, I wish I would have not cut my hair!
I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was hitting a cat with my car and not being able to stop and make sure it was okay!
One thing you should know about me is that I would much rather watch my significant other play video games than watch a crappy romantic comedy.
(for more Lynsie Lee, visit GodsGirls.com)
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Life Lessons from Tita Sin
The First Time I Ever got naked online my whole family passed my photos around (sad but true)! I got over it and continue to nude-up to this day.
With the power of a god, I would…HAHAHA you do NOT want to know, let’s just say I’d give a few people the inability to speak, and those without anything, I would give the world. Not to sound cliché… but nobody wants me to have powers of a god.
I’ve always considered myself laid back and easy to talk to and get along with. I have a wicked sense of humor girls run a mile from. which is why I don’t have many girlfriends…Most of my friends are guys.
I can’t Stand when Motherfuckers get in mah face… No im just kidding. I can’t stand it when people judge you on what you do and what makes you happy; and when they try to control you through guilt or religion.
When I was a Kid, I NEVER thought I would be doing what I do today, or that I would have done the things I have in the past couple years. I’ve grown up a lot
If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would definitely not be good enough to make it into cinema. It would also have a twist to it, and every scene would end up with me dropping something or falling over.
The worst advice I ever got was to get married to make other people happy. Didn’t do it.. obviously. Another was to put uncooked olive oil on top of absolutely everything before i ate it.. didn’t use that advice either!
God dammit, I wish I would have taken up singing or acting lessons while I was young… bugged my parents to let me do it. It looks so fun and I would love love love other skills than just playing guitar.
I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was… I’ve done a lot of shitty things so I cant single-handedly pick just one.. One was getting more than 1 dog.. another was turning down a band offer and another was dying my hair brown from red… I should have left it red!
One thing you should know about me is that I used to be killer at bass guitar. I’ve become a little rusty from not playing for about 3 years… But I used to be in a band and I’ve done a few gigs around my area. I would love to buy a guitar again and get back into a band, if someone needed a hot female bassist.
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GodsGirl Aglaia Venus is a CosPlaya!
Okay, so some guy from some crazy website called SuperDPS.com asked me to write some crazy things about sexy nerdy stuffs. Let’s see…..
The first thing that comes to mind when I think “sexy nerdy stuff” is Cosplaying. Nothing makes me giggle like a fan girl more than seeing a scantily clad woman representing one of my favorite comic book or anime characters. Cammy is a classic, and so is Psylocke, though I’ve seen some pretty sexy versions of Pikachu too.
The list of sexy cosplays just goes on and on. The hardest part about being a cosplayer is actually getting the costumes made or making them yourself. No one is going to be carrying a Major Motoko Kusanagi outfit in the Juniors department, that’s for sure. My local gun store doesn’t carry a spartan laser, does yours?
So while you sit and enjoy the short-shorts and the long blonde wigs, there’s a lot that goes on behind the scenes. One cosplay, for me, takes months of planning. Sewing alone could take many weeks. After all that sweat, tears, moaning and groaning and touching myself… *ahem*.
After all the hard work that goes into creating a sexy cosplay, I finally get to wear it and show it off at a convention. Every cosplayer knows how it feels to finally wear your creation and be seen in public wearing it.
The feel of a giant spotlight on you from the moment you enter the con to the moment you go back to your hotel room. There’s that amazing moment where some random person chases you down, between all the other cosplayers and all the other spectators and the staff and the artists and the tables and down a flight of stairs and across a super crowded room, in front of photographers taking pictures and around a table and knocking down a little kid to say “HEY! I LOVE YOUR COSPLAY, CAN I HAVE A PICTURE WITH YOU?!!!!!1!!!ONE!”
Yup. It’s happened, and it’s sure to happen again.
Personally, I’ve cosplayed quite a few characters, some of which include Cassie Hack (Hack/Slash), X-23 (X-Men), Chii (Chobits) and last but not least, a corset wearing Zombie. Sexy to the max!
My favorite aspect of being a cosplayer is also being a model. There’s something to be said about bringing that character to life, then being able to have awesomesauce pics of it afterward. I have photoshoots that vary from fashion to cosplay to editorial, and all of them have a flavor of their own. In fact, they mostly taste like chicken.
When it comes down to it though, cosplay is about the people. Everyone just wants to have fun, enjoy all the cool things and the incredible culture that comes with being a nerd. It’s an endless list of incredible stuff you can buy that have a geeky background ($359 Browncoat, anyone?). It’s equally impressive the things you can cosplay and gain recognition for it.
Everything from a strip of bacon to a giant transforming robot has been cosplayed. As for me, though, I love a girl in a school girl costume and knee high socks. I love Domo-kun, Xbox360, orange juice, and long walks on the beach.
I love being naked and nerdy. Hell, I just love being naked, and I do so for a couple websites now – CosplayDeviants.com and GodsGirls.com. The only thing better than being naked and nerdy is… actually, I can’t think of a damn thing that’s better than that.
Xoxx,
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