Tag Archives: Movies
Will Someone Please Explain The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?
This past Saturday, I was wandering about in downtown Philadelphia. I bought tickets for a movie, enjoyed a beer, and then two hours of my life disappeared in a cataclysmic event that I can only attribute to the random, staggering … Continue reading
Few Things are More Satisfying Than Killing Nazis
Whether it be in cinema, video games, or World History, there rarely comes a moment as wholly emotionally gratifying as watching a Nazi drown in a pool of his own blood. And it is with this scenario in mind that … Continue reading
Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved
As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I’ve seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It’s been quite an interesting experience and I’ve learned a lot in … Continue reading
Tales of a Graduate Nothing
You probably wake up around the time she does. Not really by choice, that’s just when the alarm goes off. You’re practically conditioned at this point, you couldn’t stay asleep past 6:30 if you tried, and believe me, you could … Continue reading
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Movies That Shouldn’t Be Coming Out
In retrospect, there are hundreds, if not thousands of divisive and objectively terrible movies that should have never been made…But, until we develop some kind of time machine (and we I will), we have to settle for the morbid reality … Continue reading
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Three Movies You Just Might Have to See
1. The Informant! Remember Matt Damon? That guy from the Borne movies whose latest opus was a song about fucking Sarah Silverman? Yeah! That one! He’s back, and he’s got a funny moustache now. In this comedy, Matt Damon plays … Continue reading
Trailers of the Week (Summer Edition!)
It’s officially the first week of Summer, so I figured I’d bring back some quick Trailer reviews for all of you movie-lovers who are craving the sweet nectars of the potentially disappointing films that are made to look watchable by … Continue reading
Absolutely Taken by Taken
Movies come out on DVD/Blu Ray faster than they ever have on any other media, which is why seeing movies in theaters (unless it’s for a damn good reason) is fading into the dark realm of the obsolete. When I … Continue reading
Stuff Dave Likes (and My Big Fat Greek Engineering School Tragedy)
A blog is a blog, so I am free to talk about whatever I’d like, right? So today I’m going to let you into the world of Dave, just a little bit and talk about…well…stuff I like! If you enjoy … Continue reading
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