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Battlefield: South Park

Well, it’s official, kids. The terrorists have won. They won in Denmark, they won in England, and now they’ve won in America. It’s a shame, really. So many of our country’s young men and women have sacrificed their lives to defend our “freedom.” They died for nothing.

Perhaps I sound rather nonchalant about this whole ordeal, but I’m not. I’m furious–and you should be, too.

Remember Muhammad?

When Kurt Westergaard released his infamous political sketch of Muhammad with a turban bomb, the world flinched under the mighty hand of Muslims with hurt feelings. He was–and continues to be–relentlessly threatened. Westergaard is under protection, but what was the result of these threats?

Censorship and fear.

The Western world stands up to radical Islamists and Muslim bullies with the structural integrity of a warm stick of butter. This past week, South Park aired the follow-up to its 200th episode.

Must these men fight for your freedom alone?

The two-part episode featured old characters, concepts, and story lines that true fans of the show will remember from way back. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the show’s creators, were not-so-subtly commenting on the creative freedom that they have. Nothing is sacred or off-limits in South Park and the celebrities were fighting back.

The controversy appears when Tom Cruise and the ginger kids fight over the right to use Muhammad’s power to protect themselves from mockery–you see, Muhammad is the only public figure who seems to be impervious to criticism because his image is so strictly protected by violent, psychopathic, delusional modern-day cavemen.

...his powers aren't limited to underage sex.

And that’s what went wrong. South Park‘s latest episode (simply titled “201″) was hijacked and over-censored due to a series of death threats Comedy Central and Viacom have received. Out of concern for their safety, and the safety of the show’s staff, they heavily edited the episode to the point that it made very little sense and ended with a minute-or-so of straight censored monologue.

Whether you’re a fan of South Park or not is irrelevant at this point. We, as a free and bright culture, must overcome this cultural disease of Islam. The longer progressive society cowers in the shadow of an invisible enemy, the longer it will take to advance.

One of the goals of Islam is to conquer or destroy the infidels (us). Slowly we step back and allow this to fucking happen.

There is a war going on–and reason is losing.

We all support you guys.

Too many Americans are so balls-deep in their conspiracy theory bullshit and imaginary scenarios that they fail to notice the reality that will eventually catch them with their pants down like a Papal entourage.

We need to bring our foreign troops home–yes; but while they fight the war abroad, we should be fighting the war on our own soil. We’ve become a jaded culture, taking our rights and freedoms for granted and not noticing the corrosion below the surface.

If we sit back and do nothing in the face of this virus, we will lose the true foundation of our freedom of speech forever. And when that happens, a couple of demolished buildings in New York City will appear as a fading blemish on the decaying remains of the Western World.

Alex G/

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How Hilarious Would it be…

According to the Telegraph in the UK–I know, why should you give a shit?–an Indian geneticist has taken blood samples from the Taliban’s Pashtun Afridi tribe and comparing it to the DNA of Israeli Jews. “Why is this little brown geneticist wasting his time?” you may ask…

Well, there is a strong possibility that the current members of the Taliban may have descended from a lost tribe of Israel–and by that, I mean–they’re JEWS!

Fuck you.

Of course, being of Israeli descent has no bearing on your “Jewishness” as Jewish is a religion and not an ethnicity. Essentially, it’s like saying that if you’re American, you’re a radical Right Wing Christian.

If it is found that these radical Arab terrorists actually have bloodlines to ancient Israel, it could make for some political comedy gold.

Some believe that a genetic connection between Israel and Afghani/Irani peoples may open doors for better relations between the countries–but those people are obviously barking up the wrong World fucking Peace Tree.

...preaching Tolerance and Acceptance

We essentially already know where we came from as a human race, and that every living person is related on some level and we’re still fucking killing each other.

Let’s take this one step at a time. The crazy train stops at every station, and as long as there is an inherent religous, political, and racial hatred between these people, ain’t nothing gonna change just because they might have shared a great grandmom.

So, first let’s figure out their genetic history–and then we can start planning Muhammad’s Bat Mitzvah.

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Chimpanzee That!

AlexIn a recent article, I mentioned the ridiculous and intellectually offensive item in the news regarding a certain political cartoon. I know you’re all sick of seeing it, but here it is:

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This Chimp represents nothing more than a Chimp. (Not Pictured: Al Sharpton representing a Horse's Ass.)

I don’t know why, but I am extremely frightened by the outrage that this cartoon has caused. Actually, that’s a lie. I know exactly why I’m frightened. I’m terrified because the attacks that this cartoon has prevoked could potentially serve to take away the essential freedom in this country to criticize our government.

These attacks are reminiscent of those made by Muslims over the cartoons, in the Netherlands, featuring various depictions of Muhammad in various situations. In the Netherlands, however, these violent protests and threats of murder served to reduce the government to something close to the consistancy of a bowl of pudding. This has also happened in Great Britain.

Our story thus far is a bit different. People are outraged, but they are not violent. People are fed up, but they’re not threatening the lives of the cartoonist or the fine people at The New York Post. That’s a very good thing.

But do these blind dogs even know what they’re barking at? Those who were offended by the cartoon (which mostly included African Americans) called for a formal apology as well as the tarring and feathering of those involved in the cartoon’s production.

They fished their wish, so far. The paper apologized, but they apologized conditionally. They apologized in such a way to suggest that they did nothing wrong. Now The New York Post has never been a very decent paper, but I must say: Good For Them!

They have nothing to apologize for; but if they had to give an apology, I’m glad they basically said: “Sorry if you were offended, but we didn’t do anything wrong.”

If the cartoon had depicted a black man (or President Obama) being shot in some kind of racist spirit, a Newspaper who wants to claim that it is staffed by responsible journalists must (and I repeat must) apologize for that disgrace. But The New York Post, nor the Cartoonist, nor the Editor-in-Chief did anything wrong. They should not have to bow down and bend over backwards for a bunch of whiny cunts who choose to see teenage tits in a Magic Eye painting.

1. The Chimpanzee does not represent any human.

2. There was a Chimpanzee that was shot and killed, so the cartoon is within the context of that news story.

3. The cartoon is not a call to assassinate the president, Mr. NAACP.

4. Barack Obama didn’t write the Stimulus Bill, and even if he had, the cartoon is only making a comment that the Bill in question is so poorly conceived and written, that it might as well have been written by a Chimpanzee.

5. Next time a child draws, colors, or pretends to be a Monkey; I want the NAACP to break down that child’s door and call them out for the despicable, unrepentant racist that he is. That’ll show him how we do things in America.

I’ve said this before, and I will say it again…If we allow this kind of random, staggering, infantile bullshit to continue, we will no longer live in a free country. We will live in a country of babysitters, cry-babies, and fools.

Please make this disgraceful protest end. Soon.

We’ll all be better for it.

alexG.

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