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Life Lessons from Brandi Love

The First Time I ever kissed a man and felt light headed and slightly confused, I married him! I always wondered when I was younger how I would know who the “one” was. I had heard “you just know”, and things of that nature. But when I kissed Michael on our 3rd date ( yeah right, it was the first!) I knew he was the one because of how he made me feel, both physically and emotionally when we locked lips. That passion still makes me dizzy and weak kneed today.

With the power of a god, I would liberate peoples minds to be able to see through the thick foggy glasses society has put on people’s faces. What a world it would be if people could and would think and choose for themselves and not be so ridiculously concerned with what the masses would think. Less judgment more involvement in ones own life.

I’ve always considered myself someone who is to make new paths for others to hike on. I have always preferred, not only the road less traveled…but the road not yet traveled.

I can’t stand when Motherfuckers talk meaningless banter about others in public forums especially when they do not know the individual. Take it out back and deal with your shit in private. I mean for crying out loud get out of high school already.

When I was a kid, I really wanted to be a veterinarian. This stayed a desire of mine until I was 15 and realized that as a vet there would be times I had to put animals down, and that sometimes they died no matter what I did for them. This changed my path. I still love animals, however I simply have them as pets now and leave the medical up to the pros. :)

If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would not have the crappy part! Romantic comedy perhaps but mine would so not suck. I am pretty sure, ok positive it would be xxx rated. Being Swingers and truly living the hotwife lifestyle, there has not been a week without hot sex and or nudity in over 18 years! We definitely have had some wild and funny experiences that I am sure would make anyone belly laugh but it has been a hotass sexy ride. Hmmmm, maybe we should document all this activity…oh yeah we have! (Smirk) www.brandilove.com IS my romantic comedy.

The worst advice I ever got was that I could trust the judicial system to work for the innocent.

God dammit, I wish I would have fucked that rockstar when I had the chance.

I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was getting caught hiding Easter eggs when that was supposed to be the Easter Bunnies job. Needless to say the Easter Bunny ceased to exist that day… :(

One thing you should know about me is that I absolutely love what I do. I am asked all the time how I balance my adult life with my professional life with family life and to me it is simple. When you love what you do and know who you are there is time for the things you choose to pursue. Priorities are always in order and then of course time management is essential. I have definitely need a hand now and again with that last one but when I follow my schedule, shit gets done and everyone is happy! It brings me a massive amount of joy to see people liberated from that which binds them. If I help just one person get to know themselves better, and start living as that person…..I have accomplished my goal.

Thanks Super DPS crew for allowing me this opportunity to hang with you guys! Cum visit me anytime (wink)

Xxx

Brandi Love

(for more from Brandi Love, visit www.BrandiLove.com)

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10 Hardcore Sex Tips From the Hot Woman Next Door

LaniBrookePICIs your sex life getting boring with your partner? Here are 10 ways to spice up your sex life and I have to admit I have tried almost all of them! I guess that is why they call me “Wacky Lani!”

1. While walking in the mall parking lot pull down your pants and moon your partner…but make sure there isn’t an elderly person behind you so they don’t have a heart attack. Or maybe you could have a threesome with them! That’s if you like being gummed.

2. Surprise your partner with a threesome when he is home alone playing XBOX and you are out dancing and getting wild. Come home with a girl and tell him you have a surprise for him…but be sure he stops playing XBOX!

3. Does your house need some painting done; especially in your bedroom? Nothing like the two of you painting and getting paint all over you. Get sweaty when your partner is on all fours, pull down their pants and start pleasuring them. Focus especially on the asshole! hehe

4. Like to play music instruments? How about playing the skin flute? Give your partner the best Humming session of his life. Be sure he wears just a bow tie so you can act like you are part of a symphony.

5. Have your partner wear your panties while you fuck him. Then of course you have to let him shoot his hot load of cum in your panties…then he has to wear your panties on his head!

6. Cell phone texts are fun,  too. Use a video camera on your cell phone and do a naughty strip tease for your partner–especially if you really want this person–because they will then be your partner for life! One more thing: make sure you send it to the right person and not your pastor or your parents!

7. If your partner works from home, spice up their day by flashing them–or even better, if they are on a conference, call be sure to pleasure them orally!

8. When you are in bed, tell your partner you want a threesome…and from under the covers pop out a sock puppet you made!

9. Role Playing is fun, too! You can act like Kanye West and totally take over your partner and dominate them!

10. My favorite: shoot amateur porn with your partner and send it too Homegrown Video.

I have to admit to you all I have done all ten. Guess you can say my sex life is never boring!

xoxo,

Lani Brooke

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Just Fucking Resign Already!

alexbwMark Sanford, the fun-loving, sex-hating, hypocritical governor of South Carolina seems  to have a Blagojevichian adoration for negative publicity. They say there is no such thing as “negative publicity,” but when you’re a cunt, it’s difficult to avoid. Obviously when you submit to your repressed male sexual urges after years of letting them lie dormant, it’s going to explode in a shameful affair with a South American Milf.

Sanford’s stance on the sanctity of marriage and his membership in the Promise Keepers create a much more satisfying bubble of brazen hypocrisy that is only made more epic by his insistence that the affair was some kind of magical fucking love story.

Not crying...just literally leaking horseshit.

Not crying...just literally leaking horseshit.

He shouldn’t resign for having an affair. That’s between him, his wife, his mistress, and his dick (which is not unquestionably infected with some kind of ‘Spanish Flu-esque’ Antisocial disease).

He should resign because he is using this pseudo Fairy Tale Story as a means to get his face out there and be a topic of national conversation. He has brought insurmountable shame to the fine people of South Carolina while attempting to keep some positive energy flowing for a hypothetical bid for president in 2012…and for that he should side-step out of the spotlight and fade into obscurity.

I never thought I would say this, but perhaps he could actually learn something from Sarah Palin. When you succeed in making a national mockery of a place and/or mentality that was never taken seriously to begin with; when you succeed in becoming the ass-end of a public joke that you don’t seem to be in on; when you so royally screw the pooch that you are forever branded as being so full of shit that you can’t even manage to choke out words with any shred of credibility, it’s time for you to go.

Alex G/

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