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Broad Street Hooligans?

Note: “Football” will be used in this article instead of “Soccer.”

andrewSo I just got finished watching one of my more recent obsessions: Green Street Hooligans. GSH is a movie about an American, Matt, who travels to England and is dropped into the violent, drunken world of football hooliganism for the English Premier League.

Hooliganism is defined as unruly and destructive behavior, and that is exactly what ensues. He becomes a member of the hooligan firm, Green Street Elite, who follow West Ham United, the local football team. Along with hanging at their home pub, Matt travels with the rest of the firm (which is similar to a U.S. gang, minus the guns) to both home and away games for the sole purpose of fighting and embarrassing other firms.

Watching this movie for the fifth time in two weeks made me wonder…What would America be like if we had only one major sport? What if America’s entire passion for were put into one sport?

…Let’s say…American Football.

How would the NFL change if each team had a firm, or multiplefirms, following them to each Home and Away game?

Now, I know there are certain differences that could make this comparison tough.

For one: the US does not have the camaraderie and love of the pub scene that England has. Our country is much bigger, so we would never have as many geographic rivalries. But, there are 32 teams in the NFL compared to 22 teams in the Premiership. And they have 4 different divisions of football leagues in England, so over 100 teams that people actually follow! In spite of these differences, I think it would be interesting to imagine the US with only the NFL.

Could you imagine the Eagles’ firm fighting the Giants’ or Cowboys‘ firms? Could you imagine the entire crowd at the Linc jumping up and down, singing songs and screaming the same chants they have since the 40′s for the entire game? We often associate violence with English football, but would our country be any different if we had only one sport?

Instead of being able to pick which of the four (3 or 2) major sports teams in your city you would associate yourself with, you have one team that represents you to the rest of the country. You have one team that people associate with your city. You only have one team that represents not only you as a fan, but all of your friends and family…

Currently it is not uncommon to find an Eagles fan in New York, a Cowboys fan in Philadelphia, or a Chargers fan in Delaware. This is because, although everyone has that sense of pride in where they live, they can pick and choose one or more teams from the area to support, and then pick another team from another area for any reason and not be deemed a traitor.

I mean, how many Phillies fans are there out there who either like an American football team other than the Eagles or could simply care less about the ‘birds’? In England, to not support your home club is a mortal sin, and often will get you beaten up on more than one occasion.

So, once again, what would Philadelphia be like if the Eagles were the only team we had to watch or talk about? Along with New York, Chicago, the Bay Area, and possibly LA, Philadelphia would be a hub of violence, hooliganism, and team support in the US. Eagles firms would not only be among the largest firms, but also the most violent and best at travelling to Away Games. Adding to the violence is that 2 of the teams in our division are not only very close in proximity, but also large urban areas, surely making for huge melees with other firms.

This would lead to an incredible increase in crime both at and around sporting events, essentially turning the NFL into an Adult Spectator Sport. Children would grow up playing nothing but American football, essentially eliminating women’s athletics from becoming significant in society. Men would be more and more definted by how successful they were when they played as a child, and professionals would be even more celebrated and well-paid than they currently are (if you could imagine that).

Does this sound like a better America to you? I personally don’t feel so. Although it would be pretty cool to go to a pub with all Eagles fans, singing the Eagles Fight Song, knowing that soon I will break a beer bottle over a Dallas Cowboys Fan’s head. In fact, I might even come to live for the madness and violence that would accompany the only sporting event in town on Sundays.

Sounds to me that if you look a little bit deeper, Hooliganism isn’t only for the psychopaths and delinquents after all…

Andrew

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Metalvolt: Ice Ninja

ElliotSo it snowed in my area the other day. It was all fun; snowballs and all. Thanks to my Ninja skills, I saved myself from getting some ice thrown at my leg. Let me explain.

So there I am, standing be a frozen-over pond by my friend’s (Greg) house. Now, I had been trying to smash the ice for days and it was starting to get on my nerves. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw 3 kids standing about 50 metres away. On closer observation, I saw that they were my age or younger! These kids were looking at me…and at first I thought, “Okay…” then I saw that 2 of them were wearing balaclavas and one had a scarf over his mouth and nose.

I instantly decided they were trouble. I decided to walk towards them, and they moved back. I knew I would have to use my Ninja Skillz to work out what was going on.

Picture it…Greg and I walking his dog, then suddenly I turn round to see the 3 balaclavas following us (obviously I mean the kids, but that’s what I’m going to call them). Greg and I turned a corner and hurried on down the next bit of pavement. I turn again and I saw them turn the corner we turned last. That really got to me. I had to find out what was up right then.

Me and Greg went round the corner in front of us. I ran ahead and so did Greg. I said to him, “Continue round the block,” and turned down a cut-through (like full of garages); but so did Greg…and the 3 balaclavas saw him. My plan was to be behind them to listen to their conversation and dodge whatever they were going to do.

I told Greg to go ahead and I hid round a wall. So Greg is halfway across this cut-through when the balaclavas come through. One turns and looks at me straight away, but I had a backup plan. I started walking forwards; Greg was about 10 metres ahead of me.

Suddenly, something smashed beside me. A block of ice!

I spun round and said, “What is your problem?! I haven’t done anything to you! I saw you watching me by the pond. I’m not stupid, you know!”

While I said this, two of them were hiding behind a car, thinking I couldn’t see them.

Ok, so you’re thinking ‘OMG Metalvolt PWND them!!!!’ Well, you’re wrong. I got PWND by them as well.

While I was running around like a headless chicken trying to find Greg, who had disappeared, I ran past the balaclavas again…but I let them see my back and they threw a snowball at it.

DAMN! That was so stupid of me. It’s obviously because my Ninja Power Dude Levels were low.

After this, I found Greg (IN HIS HOUSE!!!!!!). I had looked there before…I’m as confused as you are. Sorry for inflicting you with this story, but come on. I need some material to work with and this is the best I got. Yup, my life is that boring.

Yet, I have Ninja Powers and you don’t. I WIN, YOU LOSE!

Not really…we’re all equal

–Peace Out, Optimus Sum

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Tribal Wars (mmorpgomgz)

ElliotI have recently started playing an MMO (basically, an online game) called Tribal Wars. InnoGames is the company that made this online game. They are also the developer behind another online game called The West, I tried. It’s not the best game ever. By the looks of their web page they are a German company, but also have an English version of their games.
The goal of Tribal Wars is to get loads of troops, get loads of points or be the best in your World. A world is a server, at the moment there are 31 worlds. From that, I can deduct that it’s a popular game. You can get points by building buildings in your village.

You start the game with: Village Headquarters; which is where you control the construction and level of all your buildings in your village, Warehouse; this is where you store your resources: wood, clay and iron. The bigger your warehouse the more resources you can hold.

There are also a timber camp, clay pit and iron mine where you get your resources; the higher level you upgrade them to, the more resources you get an hour.
As you get more wood, clay and iron you can upgrade your buildings and then build new buildings such as a Smithy where you can research new types of troops. When you build buildings you get some points from it, the more points you get the higher rank you are on the leader boards.

At the moment I am still 20th in my continent. A continent is an area in a server which is about 20-60 squares by 20-60 squares. Each square contains around 11 villages. When you have a great village you can build an academy which produces Nobles which can conquer other player villages and take their village as your own. Then you have 2 villages, and start again, but keep your 1st village.
In the Barracks you can build troops which you can send out to other villages to ask to borrow their resources

No. You steal them and use them for yourself. However if someone else tries to nick your resources while you have troops in your village, your troops will fight their troops and maybe even wipe a couple out, resulting in the enemy not being able to take as many resources.
You can also join a tribe, which is a group of players with similar interests. A tribe builds relations with other tribes and make Allies and Enemies. Hence the name Tribal Wars. So far I haven’t been involved in a “tribe war,” but I’m looking forward to one.
Overall I think Tribal Wars is a great game. All that could be improved is the interface which is a bit messy. So I hope they organize it soon. That doesn’t put me off though. I play it every day.

Check it out at here.

Metalvolt (EM)

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