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Life Lessons from Comedian James Adomian

(Stand-up Comedian, James Adomian, is a regular on LA’s alternative comedy show, Comedy Death-Ray at the UCB Theater. His voice, along with his comprehensive library of characters and impressions can be heard semi-regularly on Scott Aukerman’s podcast: Comedy Death-Ray Radio. His wildly funny and fresh pop satire is what landed him amongst the top ten finalists on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing.

I was fortunate enough to check out his act and improv skills in New York, and later, he agreed to expose himself…well, at least some of his thoughts and philosophies…)

How has the comedy industry changed since you’ve begun your career?

I tried to ignore the “comedy industry” when I started and I still don’t have much patience for the parts of the business that take place outside of creative art. That may have held me back some, and certainly an ambitious “A-student” career attitude does well for some people’s stature, but it’s not really in my personality. There are good people and there are bad people; you have to work with all kinds. Most business in our capitalist society boils down to some kind of scam. At least in comedy, people have a good time, usually.

Who did you look up to most starting out in Comedy?

Phil Hartman, Bill Hicks and many others. I was greatly influenced by Late Night with Conan O’Brien, which came out when I was 13. I think I watched every single episode in the summer of 1994.

What lesson have you taken away from your experiences in Stand-Up Comedy?

I have to watch shows from the back of the room because my laugh is disruptively loud.

When did you first realize that you had a talent for voices and impressions?

I was imitating voices from real life and media as soon as I could talk. I used to run around in diapers doing the voices of newscasters with their grave tones–I have never respected their artifical authority. When I was in school I’d do all my teachers and coaches, and some celebrities as time went on. When I was 14, I started calling in to a local L.A. talk radio show (Ask Mr. KFI) and pretend to be prominent Republican media figures at the time, like Bob Dornan and Phil Gramm. That was probably my first experience doing impressions for a broadcast audience.

Who is your favorite character to perform?

Well, it changes with time. Original characters, I usually create in the service of an idea I want to talk about. Some of my favorite original characters are Miss Corona Martini (a filthy drag queen standup), Jonathan Summers (BBC announcer) and Bromian (my straight dude alter-ego). For impressions, I like to do people who make a big impression on me, positive or negative. I find a target who’s never been done, or someone who hasn’t been done right, or someone who hasn’t been done in a while where I have a unique angle. These days I love doing Jesse Ventura, Freddie Mercury, Huell Howser and Christopher Hitchens. Orson Welles and Vincent Price are two old favorites.

Does being a “gay comedian” play a significant role in your act?

To borrow Johnny Cash’s logic: I’m not a “gay comedian,” I am a comedian who is gay. Even then, labeling people never works well, since all kinds of sex acts happen outside of the defined sexual identities. But I publicly embrace “gay” since it’s a label that’s so heavily villified in our culture and it’s close enough for shorthand, I guess. In my act, I talk about having sex with other men and I talk about homophobia embedded deep in our culture, but I generally save it as a surprise for the end of the set because I have many things to say on a wide range of topics, and what I do doesn’t really fit very well into the established artistic ghetto of “gay comedy.” Accordingly, I am completely invisible to the official gay culture, but that’s fine with me because I speak to a wider audience than just “the gays.”

(on the Political Importance of Gay Rights)

Mainstream politics generally function as a calculated distraction from life. Sexual freedom is expressed by people and communities, not the state. I practice free love and recommend it to others. I find it insulting that we’re not supposed to have sex with other men, or that we’re supposed to live in quiet fear when we do. Homophobia, including hetero-normative (“straight-as-normal”) narratives come from fear: a wide-eyed terror at the limitless wilderness of human sexuality. Same-sex love has been enjoyed by humans since prehistoric times: sometimes it’s forbidden, sometimes it’s tolerated, sometimes it’s accepted, sometimes it’s encouraged — but it’s always happening, no matter what the nominal legal or social status. Free yourself and the world will follow. If you’re not interested in living free, I would advise you at least to step out of the way, because we’re coming.

What makes you optimistic about the future of humanity?

Not much. I’ve just about given up on the future of humanity. There are isolated pockets of wisdom, sustainable communities and resistance to global corporate tyranny, but overall, we’re headed for many different kinds of disaster. I hope someone put a copy of Dr. Strangelove in the Greenland seed vault so that the octopus creatures can see where we went wrong when they reach this level of planetary dominance in a few million years.

What are you optimistic about in life?

I live surrounded by love, wisdom and laughter and I don’t need much else to survive for now.

What advice would you give to a comedian just starting out in the business?

Watch, learn and do comedy as often as you can. Make friends with other performers. Learn how to live off the land, both for bread and for comedy. You will bomb and you will kill; you can have fun and learn a lot from doing either.

(on the feeling of being on stage in front of an audience)

The high stakes seem to be a great factor in forcing a performer to do something worthy of the lights, the mic and the audience’s attention.

(For more from the great James Adomian, check out his WEBSITE and look out for him at the UCB Theater if you’re in LA, or on Tour or on Comedy Death-Ray if you’re not!)

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Beat Kids: The Day of the Balloon Boy

alexbwWhen one makes an effort to travel for vacation, casually keeping up with the news often becomes a secondary notion. I make it my business to try to keep up with current trends and events, but with the cesspool of non-news, celebrity horseshit, and George Takei on the Newlywed Game, I can’t reasonably be expected to be on top of it all—especially while trying to relax in the part of Florida that isn’t trailer parks, slums, or Disney World.

Yesterday , after waking up at some point shy of the afternoon, I flipped on the television and saw this fuck-diculous excuse for a news story:

A Reality TV family gained national attention again, when they alerted the press that their son had gone missing and may have climbed into the undercarriage of a solar-powered balloon. When I first saw the coverage on CNN, I thought to myself, “This has got to be some kind of hoax or non-story…” –Lo and behold:

The Balloon Boy was never in the fucking balloon at all!

Now, you may be thinking to yourself: Well, thank christ that they found him simply hiding in the attic of the house (hiding like Anne Frank from his tyrannical and batshit crazy father) and nothing serious or tragic occurred…unless…

Yeah, that’s right. It was all a big hoax. A crazy family thought they’d utilize the random, staggering gullibility and sensationalism that makes up the country’s cable news programming for a quick bid for their fifteen minutes of fame.

Check out the dad’s reaction when little Falcon (WTF?) admits that this whole ordeal was a big “show” and CNN calls the cunt out.

Perhaps you’re thinking–woah, woah–you’re going too far here–who are you to call this grieving father a batshit-crazy cunt?

Well, let’s examine this Colorado family. The husband is a tornado chaser, studies weather patterns, and in his spare time doubles as a shockingly loud and abusive douchebag fascinated with UFOs and aliens. Satisfied? No? Okay, let’s continue.

Richard Heene–certified jackass–feels that it’s appropriate to include his young sons in his ridiculous projects. The most ridiculous of which would probably have to be Wife Swap, which–on its 100th episode–asked the Heene family to appear again. Richard admitted that being able to gain national attention through this reality show was the best thing that has ever happened to him.

I wonder how far he’d go to get that feeling back? Maybe fake his own son’s disappearance?

No…never.

Need more proof? Fuck it–watch this:

Fast forwarding to about the 3:33 mark, you’ll hear the phrase, “Richard and I actually believe that we are both decended from aliens.”

Now, if that we’re fucking crazy enough, the plot thickens. Richard explains that he fell and hit his head, and that’s when his alien ancestors came to him and told him they were his parents…And what do you do for money when you’re a psychotic storm chasin’ descendant of aliens? Construction work, of course.

Dear Barack Obama, ‘member how Clinton had to deal with the whole Elian Gonzalez issue? Well, how’s about this: Get those kids out of that fucking house!! And while you’re at it, send a rescue team to the Gosselins’ house as well. Free Aiden.

Alex G/

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Leave Christian Bale ALONE!!

(…and Why the Entertainment Media is Killing Film.)

joeSo the biggest news in the Hollywood sewing circle of course is the Christian Bale tirade. If you are a noble woodland creature and do not know about this, Christian Bale had a huge blowout with a Cinematographer who kept walking by in the middle of the scene on the set of Terminator: Salvation. Christian Bale was distracted and flipped out on him threatening to kick his ass and said the “F word” 35 times during the outburst ( OMG! OH NOES!!! *face palm* ). Apparently TMZ got a hold of the audio recently because the incident happened in July of last year. If you put your cursor over your clock you will discover that it is actually February 2009. Which means TMZ must have gotten this audio recently because like a de-virginized teenage girl, they couldn’t wait to tell everyone (OMG! TEE HEE! LOLLMAOROFL!!!! ^_^ ).  Then of course the media discusses it. Access Hollywood, Entertainment Weekly, even the fine ass ladies of The View had something to say about it: LINK!

For the record I’m with Whoopi on this one (I’m whoopi about Whoopi). When you’re committed to something and you’re totally immersed into whatever it is being your job, your craft, your hobby, your public defecating, your total focus is devoted to doing that and doing it perfectly. Now if someone comes along and repeatedly interrupts that, chances are you won’t take it very lightly. I think it’s absolute bullshit that the media is playing this up so much and the public’s reception towards it is basically being shocked and outraged and even going so far as to start boycotting his films ( I shit you not).

It’s as if they’ve never had outbursts themselves or have been pissed off about anything. You can’t live in this world without being pissed off about something. It’s Impossible. Please make me aware of someone who has not been pissed off and thrown a fit. If you find this person I do not want to meet them, when they eventually do lose it, it’s going to be on a nuclear scale. I bet even Ghandi has flipped out at least once. He probably didn’t say ” I’m gonna kick your fucking ass!” (obviously because he lived in India and spoke a completely different language!) but I’m sure he had a fit or two.

This wouldn’t have been a big story in the first place if the audio never had been released, it would’ve been done and over with and it would end up being an interesting trivia tid-bit we’d read about on IMDB. But Society has become so fucking celebrity obsessed, it’s pathetic. It’s just trivial nonsense! These dirt bag photographers get paid ridiculous amounts of money to follow around these people everywhere they go, taking shots of them eating dinner at a restaurant, then Access Hollywood will do a 10 minute segment on it.

I don’t give a shit what Britney Spears ate for dinner! It doesn’t affect me or anyone else for that matter! As a film goer and a movie lover it depresses the shit out of me and it should depress the shit out of the actors.

Say you’re an artist, you struggled your whole life to get to where you want to be and you finally paint your masterpiece. You have a showing and you are so confident that this will be admired by everyone. The toughest art critic in the city walks up to you while you stand by your piece and says, ” Where did you get that jacket?!”. Doesn’t that just take away from everything you put yourself through? I don’t really care about an actor’s personal life I only care about their work. I love watching films and I love knowing when they are coming out and the details about films and what’s being put into them. I also respect and take notice the amount of work and care that’s put into a film and the tedious amounts of labor that went into bringing it to life. Can’t we just focus on that?  Then again you can’t entirely be that way when the media won’t shut up about it or when an asshole like myself will blog about it.  ;-)

Joe_G

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