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Celebrity Horseshit: “Nigga Stole My Mic!”

alexbwAs long as it’s a hot topic, let’s discuss the actions of Kanye West during the MTV VMA’s, shall we? First of all–the actions took place at an award ceremony so ridiculous and unimportant–a locale so prone to spectacle–that its entire title is an acronym. Even in its name, it is screaming, “This is an entertainment show…it is not–we repeat NOT–a legitimate award ceremony.” It’s like the motherfucking Teen Choice Awards, people…grow the fuck up.

Another person who needs to grow the fuck up is Kanye West (see, I’m on your side, too).

There is a serious disconnect between his talent and his ego, and that needs to find its way into Check Mate as soon as humanly possible. Jay-Z describes West as a “genius.” Fact. I would disagree with Mr. Z, respectfully. Kanye West is not a genius. He’s an artist and a talented musician, no doubt. However, genius describes a certain knowingness and a level of unprecedented brilliance that comes along every once in a blue moon.

Say Say Say what you want!

Say Say Say what you want!

Let’s take The Beatles for example. As musicians, would you consider them to be “genius?” That’s a real question. Feel free to comment…because I don’t know. I would consider them the best band in musical history…but are they more “genius” than Beethoven? Mozart?

If Kanye West is “genius,” where does that leave Jay-Z? He would never say that West is better than he is…so what does that make Hova? Is Jay-Z some kind of god-man?

I’m getting off topic…excuse me. Let’s look at a random Facebook comment:

“kaynes a racist mother fucker who deserves to get shot”

Really? At what point between, “George Bush doesn’t care about Black People,” and, “I’m really happy for you…but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,” do we say: That’s it Kanye…someone should shoot you down.…???!?!?!

Hey, remember how you thought 2Pac was still alive?

Hey, remember how you thought 2Pac was still alive?

First off, nobody should get shot; no matter if you’re a merely loud-mouth rapper or a Neo-Nazi fuckhead…nobody should be gunned down. Ever.

I’m sure that this individual on Facebook wasn’t thinking with a clear head, but anyone who actually thinks this should probably stay indoors for their entire life.

(Rewind) Taylor Swift is a talented young artist and she deserved her moment in the sun…and Kanye West “ruined” that. Beyonce (wife of Kanye West’s BFF Jay-Z) had the decency to give Taylor Swift her moment back. But did Kanye’s actions really hurt Taylor Swift? Undoubtedly, she’s received more recognition NOW than EVER!

OK, but can she ACT?

OK, but can she ACT?

My fucking MOM probably never heard of Taylor Swift…and now her news channels are buzzing her name all day. Are you happy now, America? Now EVERYONE knows who Taylor Swift is!

Does Taylor Swift have more talent and potential than Beyonce? Of course not…but that doesn’t mean she should be denied her spotlight.

It wasn’t even for fucking BEST SONG…it was for BEST VIDEO! Should fucking any fucking artist be recognized for their music video?! FUCK NO!

The music video is solely the vision of the people who MADE that video.

America…MTV…it’s time to chillax (white people are the only people who use that term anymore anyways). Kanye, you’re never going to gain anything by pulling this shit. And the next time your publicist tells you to apologize, say “no.” That way, only the people who actually like you will continue to pay attention.

FACT: Paul McCartney has actually SEEN a black man.

FACT: Paul McCartney has actually SEEN a black man.

In conclusion, America, we have so much shit on our plate right now. This is a distraction–to say the least–from real issues and real problems. I’m not going to tell you what to think. I want YOU to tell ME how you feel. But to sum it up, for me, I’d be fine laughing at Kanye’s antics while appreciating his music.

Music is one of the strongest things humanity has going for it. It’s bigger than politics; bigger than religion. Music will always be around; and if you throw out Kanye West, there’s a fucking billion other up-and-coming young artists to take his place…your college room-mate is just too fucking lazy to be famous. Isn’t writing easier when you just polished off a bottle of Brandy?

Alex G/

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Insane Clown Posse: Revisited

alexbwI should have known better than to think my uphill battle with our good friends the Juggalos (along with non-denominational fans of Insane Clown Posse) was anywhere close to being over.

In an entry posted on December 21, 2008, I recently received the following Comment:

“sad thing is, all of you stupid fucking dipshits can’t say the shit to our faces, cause your too afraid we’ll fuck you all up, why don’t you grow the balls to say the shit to our faces insted of acting like a coward.

Juggalo-fo-life biotch.”

(^SIC)

Well, needless to say, I was hurt very deeply by this obvious misunderstanding, so, in a Comment back to ~Mastodon~666, I attempted further clarification:

“I’d like to issue a formal apology to you, Mastodon.

While I can not apologize for my feelings, specifically, I can understand why you are so upset. Perhaps I was being too hard on you.

I mean, it’s the 21st Century, for cryin’ out loud. There’s absolutely no reason why myself and functionally retarded people like you and your fellow ‘Juggalos’ can’t attempt to talk this all out.

…except for the fact that it might be difficult to understand you while your mouths are all full of Faygo and cock.

I’d also have to respectfully disagree with your run-on sentence about how I’m too scared to say all of this to your face.

If I knew you (and trust me, I don’t want to) I would probably have no problem saying it to your face.

…of course you may have to stay several feet away, due to the potential contagiousness of whatever degenerative disease that makes all of you people so fucking ridiculous.

There’s absolutely no shame in being developmentally disabled. I’m sorry if you were inadvertently offended by my remarks in this post.

But, seriously, stick by your aging, sell-out, washed-up, illiterate clowns, and I’ll continue to stick up for the honest and true music fans who don’t consider “Horse-shit” a viable genre.

After all, if you quit now, sensibility wins!

Until next time, stay down with the clown.

Alex

I can only hope that some omnipotent being can understand my true feelings and intentions and relay the message, on behalf of myself and the rest of the world, to these disgruntled red-necks who can’t seem to get over a novelty rap-rock group from the 1990′s.

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