As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I’ve seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It’s been quite an interesting experience and I’ve learned a lot in the process (well, maybe I shouldn’t admit that!), but I thought it would be entertaining to share with you some of the funnier website titles that I’ve encountered along my smut journey.
Let’s face it, nearly all porn titles are inherently pretty crazy, but some stick in my mind a bit more than others. Even though these titles are funny, the sites themselves are pretty good and I’ve reviewed many of them, so it’s not a reflection whatsoever on their content. Midget porn, amputee porn, granny porn….it’s quite a ride! So, here’s a brief sample of the titles that I’ve found to be particularly funny (or disturbing?)…
Little Mutt.com (not mutts by any means, erotic chicks!)
Pee Pee Babes.com
Salami Brothers (Comedy Porn – hey, who wouldn’t want to fuck a chick dressed like Raggedy Ann at a lemonade stand?)
Goth Gang Bang.com
With the porn industry’s super competitive need to cater to every imaginable sexual niche, genre and fetish out there, they work overtime to accomplish their sacred mission: keeping you pervs happy!
In addition to these real porn site titles, I thought it would be amusing to make a fictional list of websites I’d like to see, and with so much smut swirling through my brain, it was embarrassingly easy! As easy as falling off a log (or a cock! am I blushing? naaaaaaaaah! I forgot how to blush awhile ago!).
Who knows, you might actually run across some of these titles someday! ( I suppose all the porn producers reading this just got a lot of freaky new ideas for free. Damn!)
Without further adieu, here are the ridiculous porn titles I’d like to see:
You Broke My Dick, Bitch!.com
Eat My 90 Inches.com
Nursing Home Orgy.com
Spit On My Wife.com
Fuck My Stump.com
Cooking With Cum.com
Bondage For Dummies.com
My Daughter Fucks Better Than Your Daughter.com
10 Million Tranny Gang Bang.com
Yeast Infection Cam.com
Tit Monsters.com (hmm, that might already be out there!)
Euromaniac Cum Dumpsters.com
Diaper My Daddy.com
Blowjob Cheerleader Zombies.com
I could go on all day with this creative little project, but I think you get the idea.
Obviously, I’ve been reviewing wayyy too much porn to “cum” up with a twisted list like this! So, I’ll take a healthy time out now, sipping my conservative cup of Earl Gray tea and reading a Harlequin romance to purify my soul.
Yeah, right! Without crazy titles, porn wouldn’t be the porn we all know and love – what would the world be without The Amputee doing his thing? (albeit carefully balanced on one leg! Or is it two? lol)
If I have aroused your curiosity about the sites we’ve reviewed with titles like Midgetcum., Little Mutt or Lollybadcock (UK porn at its finest), visit XXXpwnage.com and read our reviews – you’re sure to find a lot more weird stuff lurking around………guaranteed!
–Honey West (Adult Web Reviewer)