So it snowed in my area the other day. It was all fun; snowballs and all. Thanks to my Ninja skills, I saved myself from getting some ice thrown at my leg. Let me explain.
So there I am, standing be a frozen-over pond by my friend’s (Greg) house. Now, I had been trying to smash the ice for days and it was starting to get on my nerves. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw 3 kids standing about 50 metres away. On closer observation, I saw that they were my age or younger! These kids were looking at me…and at first I thought, “Okay…” then I saw that 2 of them were wearing balaclavas and one had a scarf over his mouth and nose.
I instantly decided they were trouble. I decided to walk towards them, and they moved back. I knew I would have to use my Ninja Skillz to work out what was going on.
Picture it…Greg and I walking his dog, then suddenly I turn round to see the 3 balaclavas following us (obviously I mean the kids, but that’s what I’m going to call them). Greg and I turned a corner and hurried on down the next bit of pavement. I turn again and I saw them turn the corner we turned last. That really got to me. I had to find out what was up right then.
Me and Greg went round the corner in front of us. I ran ahead and so did Greg. I said to him, “Continue round the block,” and turned down a cut-through (like full of garages); but so did Greg…and the 3 balaclavas saw him. My plan was to be behind them to listen to their conversation and dodge whatever they were going to do.
I told Greg to go ahead and I hid round a wall. So Greg is halfway across this cut-through when the balaclavas come through. One turns and looks at me straight away, but I had a backup plan. I started walking forwards; Greg was about 10 metres ahead of me.
Suddenly, something smashed beside me. A block of ice!
I spun round and said, “What is your problem?! I haven’t done anything to you! I saw you watching me by the pond. I’m not stupid, you know!”
While I said this, two of them were hiding behind a car, thinking I couldn’t see them.
Ok, so you’re thinking ‘OMG Metalvolt PWND them!!!!’ Well, you’re wrong. I got PWND by them as well.
While I was running around like a headless chicken trying to find Greg, who had disappeared, I ran past the balaclavas again…but I let them see my back and they threw a snowball at it.
DAMN! That was so stupid of me. It’s obviously because my Ninja Power Dude Levels were low.
After this, I found Greg (IN HIS HOUSE!!!!!!). I had looked there before…I’m as confused as you are. Sorry for inflicting you with this story, but come on. I need some material to work with and this is the best I got. Yup, my life is that boring.
Yet, I have Ninja Powers and you don’t. I WIN, YOU LOSE!
Not really…we’re all equal…
