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A Conversation About 9/11

They say arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics–even if you win, you’re still retarded. It’s typically a saying used by people who don’t use the internet to its full potential and often live in a microcosm … Continue reading

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A Heavy Rain’s Gonna Come

Since a very young age, I’ve looked to the medium of electronic arts/digital media for hope, inspiration, and most of all–fun. Virtually all video games, if you don’t count Minesweeper, used to unwaveringly be copious amounts of fun. The drawback, … Continue reading

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Climate Change Clusterfuck

So it turns out we were wrong again. Another era of being caught up in sensationalism and “end of the world” hysteria has come upon us. But where do we stand now? Has everything that we’ve come to believe about … Continue reading

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Natalie Portman’s Rant on Meat is Murder…

If Natalie Portman’s shaved head and sharp intellect didn’t frighten your dick into recession, her latest outburst in Huffington Post surely will. Now, I like Natalie Portman. She was unquestionably the sexiest part of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Imporium. Apathetic women … Continue reading

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The SuperDPS Guide to Dirty Words and When to Use Them

There are a seemingly countless amount of filthy terms and phrases out there. Some, we use every day. Others tend to be cringe-worthy and unmentionable in certain circles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being offensive, politically incorrect, or verbally … Continue reading

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Americans Don’t Need More Exercise

Let’s face it. We Americans are out of shape; and ever since the production of the 1973 film The Exorcist, we’ve been all bent out of shape with curiosity (in some cases descending staircases backwards) over the religious mysticism of … Continue reading

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Fuck You: Confessions of an Urban Fairy

Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ fairy! Fuck you! I ain’t no pussy-ass pixie-throwin’ tinkerballs, motherfucker. I mean, yeah, I do throw pixie dust, but that’s only, like, eight-and-a-motherfuckin-half-percent of my fuckin’ job. All you cunts wanna hate on me, but I … Continue reading

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Re5: A Wonderfully Un-Racist Romp Through Scarytown, Africa

The Resident Evil series has always served to baffle, befiddle and befaddle me; certainly not as much as the Metal Gear series, but enough to cause concern for the future. I don’t think I’ve ever successfully completed a Resident Evil … Continue reading

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A Warm Recession

Judging by the epidemic of lay-offs, stock market plunges, and clusterfuck pissing competitions throughout the Legislative Branch, our country seems to be (for lack of a better phrase) bucked-fackwards. While this financial game of Jenga plays out, we can do nothing but … Continue reading

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Dave’s Rants, Volume I: An Engineer’s Crusade Against Junk Science

I consider myself a man of science and logic. I believe in things that are real, and generally don’t believe in things that are not.  I recognize that there are, in fact, things that we don’t yet understand, and things … Continue reading

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