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Hipster on S-E-P-T-A

davebwLet me tell you the story

Of a bearded Hipster

and his tragic and fateful time…

Hipster grabbed his bike

and kissed his Vegan Girlfriend

Went to ride on the Frankford Line

Hipster

Hipster

Did he ever return,

No he never returned

And his fate is still unlearn’d

He may ride forever

On the Market-Frankford

He’s the Hipster who never returned.

El oh El

El oh El

Hipster swiped his Transpass

At the Spring Garden Station

With his bicycle lock and chain

When he sat down, some Punks

locked his bike to the seat,

Hipster couldn’t get off of that train…

Dont let it end...

Don't let it end...

Did he ever return,

No he never returned

And his fate is still unlearn’d

He may ride forever

‘neath the streets of Fishtown

He’s the Hipster who never returned.

The streets of Fishtown

The streets of Fishtown

Now all night long

Hipster rides through the tunnels

Crying, “What will become of me?

How will I get to my Pabst

in West Philadelphia

Or my cousin in Nor’Liberty?”

Clark Park, West Philly

Clark Park, West Philly

Did he ever return,

No he never returned

And his fate is still unlearn’d

He may ride forever

Under Powelton Village,

He’s the Hipster who never returned.

WKDU, Hipster Radio

WKDU, Hipster Radio

Vegan Girlfriend goes down

To Girard Street station

Every day at quarter past two

And through the open window

She hands Hipster falafel

As the train comes a’rumblin’ through.

It looks like poop

It looks like poop

Did he ever return,

No he never returned

And his fate is still unlearn’d

He may ride forever

Under 56th and Market,

He’s the Hipster who never returned.

University City IS West Philly

University City IS West Philly

As his train rolled on

underneath the river wards

Hipster looked around and sighed:

“Well, I’m smelly and disgusting

And my skinny jeans are crusting;

I guess this is my last long ride.”

Its beer!

It's beer!

Now all you Philadelphians,

Don’t you think it’s a scandal

That the Hipster has to sit and whine?

Fuck the Saviour!

Vote for Larry West!

Get poor Hipster off the Frankford Line!

The Savior

The Saviour

Or else he’ll never return,

No he’ll never return

And his fate will be unlearned

He may ride forever

On the Market Frankford

He’s the Hipster who never returned

phila maneto!

Dave Grow

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