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Obama VS Bush: Let the Conspiracy Begin

I fucking hate it when assholes say, “9/11 was an inside job.” It takes a special brand of cunt to blindly blame the George Bush for the deaths of thousands of people. There are thousands of deaths that you can … Continue reading

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Climate Change Clusterfuck

So it turns out we were wrong again. Another era of being caught up in sensationalism and “end of the world” hysteria has come upon us. But where do we stand now? Has everything that we’ve come to believe about … Continue reading

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ORLY?!: Taitz, Liddy and the Abortion of Birthers

A while back, in April, I covered an archaic and objectively retarded Conservative movement idiotically dubbed “Teabagging.” Of course, this term was despised by the actual “Teabaggers” who wished to their non-existent gods that the fine people of FOX NEWS … Continue reading

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Why I Hate Canada and Want to Go Home!

Recently, I took a trip to Canada (of all fucking places); Ottawa to be specific. Naturally, I had no idea what was actually in Ottawa except for a few examples of gorgeous Gothic architecture that I could see any time … Continue reading

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Trailers of the Week: Memorial Day Edition

Before you start to fling about your rampant accusations, let me just say–in my defense–that I am inflicted with the most horribly debilitating of physical and psychological diseases. No, it’s not Swine Flu. It’s Summer Laziness. The symptoms of which … Continue reading

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A Warm Recession

Judging by the epidemic of lay-offs, stock market plunges, and clusterfuck pissing competitions throughout the Legislative Branch, our country seems to be (for lack of a better phrase) bucked-fackwards. While this financial game of Jenga plays out, we can do nothing but … Continue reading

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The Feeling You’re Feeling

I currently have this strange sensation inside the darkness that is my tummy. It’s not angry…it’s not even hungry. I think it may be partially hungry, but not wholly. The abstract emptiness that I’m feeling may be somewhat caused by the … Continue reading

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