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Weird Food Science

I was just out in the kitchen, having a snack, and realized that everyone has one or two of those weird things they enjoy that are either gross, or delicious and just plain weird.  So let’s examine some of my … Continue reading

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Over-Dramatic Readings From an iPhone

The more astute of you will have already known that earlier today, Apple conducted a press conference revealing their plans for the iPhone 3.0. For those of you who are currently in possession of an iPhone that you haven’t dropped … Continue reading

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What’s A Rob’et?

And so we learn this week that we, as humans, are totally and completely fucked. Now, I’m sure this story is probably twisted a little, and it probably lost something when it was translated, but seriously! Robots that get insanely … Continue reading

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URL Hell

So, as many of us know…pretty much anything you type into the address bar when you’re trying to get to Google takes you there. gewgle.com, gooogle.com, googel.com and so on…although every once in a while you get one that doesn’t … Continue reading

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For Your Consideration…

Well it’s once again time for Oscar (not the Grouch) to make an appearance and there are some interesting films up for consideration. As I did with the Golden Globes, I will attempt to accurately predict all of these outcomes. … Continue reading

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A Warm Recession

Judging by the epidemic of lay-offs, stock market plunges, and clusterfuck pissing competitions throughout the Legislative Branch, our country seems to be (for lack of a better phrase) bucked-fackwards. While this financial game of Jenga plays out, we can do nothing but … Continue reading

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Jingle Jingoism

Ever hear those commercials that just get stuck in your head? Or worse, have something rather unrelated remind you of it? Well this article is a tribute to those great commercials that just stick with you (even after all of … Continue reading

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On the Precipice of Social Disrepair: Why We Watch Television

If religion is the opiate of the masses, then Television has got to be the crack cocaine. The archaic notion that somehow we’re all inspired to mimic what we see on TV becomes more and more unfounded when the programs … Continue reading

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The Top 5 Things People Need to Stop Pretending are True

We would all love to feel intelligent. It’s natural to long for that orgasmic brain baby that makes sweet love to our consciousness on a daily basis. But when we aren’t having premarital underage sex with our own sense of luscious … Continue reading

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List-o-Ramma! Why Philadelphia is one of the Great Cities of the World

This afternoon, I’d like to take a little while and talk about why Philadelphia, the great city where I was born, raised, and continue to live, is the greatest city in the world. Scoff, laugh and shrug, but stay with … Continue reading

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