With Salt, he had the chance to redeem himself, writing alongside Brian Helgeland (Robin Hood, Green Zone) to do a spy thriller clearly influenced by the Bourne trilogy. So has he redeemed himself? That’s a no. Read More

“Now that Nolan got this dream-movie out of his system, he can get back on track with the next Batman sequel.” Really? Fuck you. Really?! Read More

Bruckheimer. This famous name which most moviegoers have no doubt heard of pretty much sums up every single aspect of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Read More

...you’ve no doubt heard that MTV has picked up the series for a second season (thank god) to be set at Miami Beach in Florida. Read More

...The bad news? You’re going to have a baby; a baby that will inevitably grow up to become a fascist just like mommy and daddy. Yikes. Read More

How does a man go from looking like the old man from UP to a hellish fuck-scape of blood-curdling terror? Read More

Outsiders have very limited insight into the goings-on in the Grand Canyon State; but recently, its popped into the media spotlight for–you guessed it!–blatant racism! Read More

As for the acting, well, in a Twilight film you’re not exactly expecting Marlon Brando or Phillip Seymour Hoffman levels of performances. Not even Keanu Reeves quality. Read More

In 2008 Nolan became something of a household name with the masterful Batman magnum opus that was The Dark Knight, but what’s really going to deservedly spread his name around among the public (hopefully at the Oscars too) is his newest and most ambitious project yet. “It’s called Inception,” Leonardo DiCaprio says. Thank you, Leonardo. Read More

I knew the legends were true. As noted in Dress Down Day 110, the human party is inescapable. He draws you in--mesmerizes you with his one-man party--and soon, you're on so much crystal meth, you just forget why the fuck you were ever on that hill in the first place.

It's always good to have someone else around. No sense in being all alone with your Johnson.

Despicable Me is Universal’s parody of the well-known clichéd Bondesque enemies. It’s a film that pokes fun at the traits and characteristics of the typical mischief makers we see in spy movies and comic book flicks, and it’s one that takes full advantage of its subject material. Read More

Because of all the negativity from the Predator sequel and the two horrid spin-offs, long-time fan, Robert Rodriguez, decided to produce another sequel, but this time ignoring the disappointments that were the other Predator movies. Read More