Category Archives: Top 5 List
Dear Facebook…
Facebook, we’ve been together for about 4 years now. It’s been magical. We’ve shared stories, pictures, moments. You were never afraid to ask the question, “What’s on your mind?”. Well now I feel like it’s time to share with you. … Continue reading
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Alana Evans asks: So You Wanna Be a Pornstar?
We all have dreams. Every person has something they aspire to be–or become–at points in their lives. When I was young, I wanted to be an actress. Other children wanted to be doctors, firemen, police officers, and teachers. At some … Continue reading
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The SuperDPS Guide to Karaoke
Allow me to begin with a bit of unconventional news. It was a typical Friday night at a Karaoke Bar in Stamford, Connecticut when shit went south. When a 25-year old girl started singing a Juanes song, 6 bitches got hostile. … Continue reading
Commercials Will Make You Crazy!
Commercials that don’t make a god damn lick of sense! The whole purpose of a commercial is to sell a product. These particular commercials (by my standards anyway) fail to do so. Visa: This particular commercial features a father taking … Continue reading
Filed under Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Purchases, Rant, Review, Special Guest Blogger, Television, Top 10 List, Top 5 List
Why You’re Wrong About District 9
It’s no secret that the quality of film as a whole has taken a couple dozen blows to the skull. But who wields the bat/board-with-a-nail-in-it? Is it the Directors who have given up on their creative conscience? Is it the … Continue reading
Movies That Shouldn’t Be Coming Out
In retrospect, there are hundreds, if not thousands of divisive and objectively terrible movies that should have never been made…But, until we develop some kind of time machine (and we I will), we have to settle for the morbid reality … Continue reading
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The 5 People You Meet at House Parties
The house party is a fascinating beast. I speak not of a social gathering amongst friends; a situation in which you are familiar with at least 75% of the individuals in attendance. The unholy creature which I am attempting to … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Top 5 List
Three Movies You Just Might Have to See
1. The Informant! Remember Matt Damon? That guy from the Borne movies whose latest opus was a song about fucking Sarah Silverman? Yeah! That one! He’s back, and he’s got a funny moustache now. In this comedy, Matt Damon plays … Continue reading
Trailers of the Week (Summer Edition!)
It’s officially the first week of Summer, so I figured I’d bring back some quick Trailer reviews for all of you movie-lovers who are craving the sweet nectars of the potentially disappointing films that are made to look watchable by … Continue reading
