Category Archives: Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Review of “IRON MAN 3″

And so Marvel’s Phase Two begins, with a crash, a bang, a wallop and, strangely enough, the unmistakable, toe-tapping intro to Eiffel 65’s late-’90s Europop hit, “I’m Blue (Da Ba Dee, Da Ba Da).” “Iron Man 3” is Marvel Studio’s first theatrical release since their epic superhero team-up “The Avengers” kicked movie-goers’ butts in the summer of 2012 (and in doing so, raked in over $1 billion at the international box office), and it was feared that everyone’s favourite man-in-a-can would crumble under the immense weight of Joss Whedon’s huge-scale juggernaut – just how would Tony Stark’s next solo outing fare without the rest of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes tagging along for the ride?

Quite well, it turns out: co-written and directed by legendary “Lethal Weapon” scribe and “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” helmer Shane Black – as should be obvious from the get-go, what with Robert Downey, Jr.’s meta-riffic opening narration and the otherwise inexplicable Christmastime setting – this first film in the build-up to 2015’s “The Avengers 2” stands sturdily and mightily on its own two feet, bursting with personality, sizzling with wicked humour, soaring with high-octane thrills and packing an almighty wallop of a plot twist that’s guaranteed to split the comic-book crowd in two – in the age of pesky internet spoilers and overly revelatory studio marketing, it’s refreshing to see a blockbuster with genuine shocks and surprises in store.

Most surprising of all though, is how mature Marvel’s latest output is – have you ever seen a superhero movie tackling the harrowing effects of PTSD? That’s what super-snarky superhero Tony Stark is having to deal with, and it’s turned his high life upside down: following his near-death experience in New York (i.e. the alien-busting finale of “The Avengers,” wherein Tony travelled through a wormhole into space), the self-described “genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist” is now an insomniac, frightened for the safety of his beloved Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), crippled by anxiety attacks and spending his nights in the basement of his ocean-view pad, obsessively building new armours to help keep his mind busy and distracted. (Continue Reading…)

HotDog9For more from Stephen Watson, visit Just Another Movie Blog!

Leave a Comment

Filed under Movie Review, Movies, News, Special Guest Blogger, Top Story

Watson’s Review of “Evil Dead (2013)”

It almost sounds like the premise for a horror movie: 34 years ago, in the winter of ‘79, a couple of college pals ventured deep into the dark woods of Morristown, Tennessee to make a low-budget splatter-shocker called “The Evil Dead.” The result, made with $90,000 and bathed in gallons of red karo syrup, was a cult classic of its genre: though its unwavering commitment to graphic grotesquery saw it initially branded by newspaper headlines as “obscene” and labelled in the UK as a “video nasty,” writer-director Sam Raimi’s outrageous feature debut went on to become a roaring global success, topping the rental charts when released on video in 1983, transforming its star Bruce Campbell into a beloved cult icon, rightly hailed as a masterpiece of modern horror and going on to spawn two worthy, and increasingly comedic, sequels (1987’s “Evil Dead II” and 1993′s “Army of Darkness”). (Continue Reading…)

HotDog7For more from Stephen Watson, visit Just Another Movie Blog!

Leave a Comment

Filed under Movie Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Review of “Trance”

In the brain-bending, high-concept psycho-thriller “Trance,” director Danny Boyle takes us on a ride into the shattered mind and misplaced memories of an amnesiac art aficionado in search of a missing multimillion-pound painting. The painting is Francisco Goya’s late 18th century masterpiece “Witches in the Air,” and in an electrifying 20-minute opening — as slickly photographed by Anthony Dod Mantle and given pulse-pounding energy by composer Rick Smith — it is stolen from a London auction house by a gang of gun-toting crooks. Or at least that was the plan: when head honcho Franck (Vincent Cassel, “Black Swan”) unzips the black briefcase supposed to contain his £25 million prize, he finds in his hands an empty frame. (Continue Reading…)

HotDog8For more from Stephen Watson, visit Just Another Movie Blog!

Leave a Comment

Filed under Movie Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Review of “Oblivion”

American commercials director Joseph Kosinski made an ambitious feature debut in 2010 with Disney’s “TRON: Legacy,” the anticipated sequel to the game-changing 1982 cult sci-fi flick “TRON” which, both in spite of and because of the hype, proved a disappointment for many: though visually dazzling, it was emotionally vacant and featured a leading performance so wooden it could be boxed up and sold at IKEA. Kosinski’s follow-up, a $120-million sci-fi thriller adapted from his unpublished graphic novel “Oblivion,” is a minor upgrade, flaunting big ideas, an intriguing plot and a leading actor who isn’t Garrett Hedlund. But for the second time in a row, Kosinski has directed a film that, while pleasingly designed and technically impressive, lacks the necessary spark to bring it to life — the result, once again, is a stunning spectacle, but a sterile one. (Continue Reading…)

HotDog5For more from Stephen Watson, visit Just Another Movie Blog.

Leave a Comment

Filed under Movie Review, Special Guest Blogger

Podcast, Ep. 38: Special Guests “A Day Without Love”

Download this week’s episode featuring “A Day Without Love” Here or on iTunes!

A Day Without Love releases their first EP, Island on April 16. You can download it NOW right here.

Check out aDayWithoutLove.com for more info! Special thanks to Brian Walker, Jake Detwiler and Julian Wallace

Leave a Comment

Filed under Arts, Fun Stuff, Music, Special Guest Blogger

Life Lessons from Adult Entertainer Khristy Creams

Khristy Creams Evening gown 001xx2H copy

I was born and partly raised in the United States. I have family in both [US and Germany]. Our family goes back to the early founding of Hamburg. Spending part of my time each year in Hamburg was obviously wonderful for me. I’ve lived in Hamburg full time since 2006 and for now, I can’t imagine living anywhere else. I don’t like to make comparisons of the United Stated and here, but there is a great deal of difference along with many similarities. Hamburg is very old. It was a city 700 years before Columbus sailed to the New World, so it was a City State 1000 years before the Pilgrims made it to North America.

When you live in Hamburg, you can’t help but be influenced by the longevity of human experience and endeavors that have, and continue to transpire here daily. Hamburg is in the top ten seaports in the world and because of that, every part of the world makes its way to Hamburg sooner or later!

***

To me, social observation is studying the cognitive processes of every form of human communication. Absolutely everything is communication. How someone delivers, digests, and incorporates information into their life is a fascinating process to me. As for how anyone reacts to me, I could actually care less. I don’t act, or react based on what anyone thinks, feels, or says. This is a problem of much of humankind, the ego and it’s actual fragility. I marvel at how so much of the world operates on myths and completely false and incorrect data. The age of reason through the enlightenment was a long time ago, but yet there are political and religious preponderances to this day, which have been disproved both scientifically and mathematically, and any educated and reasonable minded person would concur, yet peoples lives are subjugated to the ignorance of myth in making so many important decisions in their lives. This happens with individuals as well as whole nations, and it happens in every aspect of human life, especially the sexual life every human has. It’s a subject that is completely endless and that is exactly why I’m captivated by it. I believe it’s what makes me the “social observer” I turned out to be, and am! For example, the vilification of sexuality and especially pornography, by certain nations, governments, conservative and otherwise, so called news organizations, ignorant politicians, and religious kooks of all persuasions, is something that defies any intelligent reasoning. It’s completely couched in the greatest ignorance and simple DUMB thinking imaginable! Yet, it’s perpetuated because of myth, fear, ignorance, and non-factual beliefs, even in the light of fairly new scientific and historical evidence to the contrary!! How can I NOT want to be an observer of such monumental idiocy!! Hopefully though, I can make a tiny little difference in the ongoing process of change that is taking place globally a little at a time. At least that’s how I view it.

***

I work a lot and I have many varied business interests and activities besides [performing and modelling], but many are private and really not anyone’s business, so I don’t openly discuss those. I also don’t openly discuss my family and home life. To me that’s completely off limits to fans and the public. No offense guys. I think most people would understand and agree on my position. Now, with that said, a normal day for me is not much different than anyone else I would imagine. I do have a few hobbies and I try and actively engage in those as much as I can. I do a little collecting, I collect really odd dolls, and I love to shop, especially for shoes. I do love shoes! I have a really regimented daily workout routine, actually several and I alternate them and I have a routine designed for me by my personal trainer for when I’m traveling as well. I do count my workouts as normal daily activity since I do them daily.

I’m normally an early riser, unless I’ve had to be up really late, or all night, then I’ll naturally sleep in. I like to have some quiet alone time each morning to check email, Twitter, do a little writing and mentally prepare for the day. When I think about it, I don’t think my days and activities are much different than most people. I’m just myself and do my own thing!

***

I am a big believer in metaphor and no matter what aspect of what I do that you refer to as “work” I try and express myself with the best use of metaphor I can. I like to make people think as well as feel emotion. I don’t care how I’m seen. That’s not a concern of mine at all. You either take me and my work as I am, or leave me alone. I don’t care what someone thinks. It’s not going to change my thoughts and the way I express myself. Again, this is what I despise, someone worrying about how they want to be see by others. If that’s in your mind, you’re not going to truly be yourself. You are going to be what you want others to think of you, or your work. To me, that’s not the way to be. I find that sort of action fake and unreal. It’s hard work to be original and truly unique. It just doesn’t happen! As far as how I’ll be seen or thought of, that’s out of my hands and really not my concern. All I can do is hope someone likes what I do. If not, oh well!! (laughs)

***

What attracts me most to anyone, male or female, is the mind and personality they possess. I like intelligence and I like to see intelligence employed in everything. Ignorance, being boastful, or a know-it-all, is a complete turn off for me. I like people with wit, humor, emotion and a genuine humanity to them. As for physical things, I love women with defined bodies. I love breasts and nice asses. I like the way women feel, smell and taste. With guys, it’s more a primal thing. Is he tall, have a nice cock, and have some stamina, OK… lets fuck! With women it’s more cerebral and deals with emotion and a completely different type of mental and physical pleasure. For example, I prefer to kiss women and cold care less to kiss a guy. Women simply kiss the best by far! (laughing). They just do everything with their tongue and lips the best, I think!

***

I’m currently on this trip in Africa, as you know, and I have a much larger fan base here than I would have ever thought. Fans are something I think you cultivate and grow like a garden over time. Take care of the garden and it feeds you. Neglect the garden and you go hungry! Reaction by fans has always amazed me. I love my fans and I’m so grateful and honored for their support and caring about me, and what I do. Without fans, none of us could do what we do, could we! So, here is a shout out to all of my fans… Love you guys!!!

***

Know who you really are and don’t try and be anything you are not! I think this works both professionally and personally. If you know you’re bisexual, be bisexual. If you know you’re lesbian, be lesbian. Always be open and true with yourself. Don’t ever give up. Life is both the trip, and the struggles on the way! Dip your oars in the water and keep rowing, rowing, rowing!

***

I feel [my stories and poems] are aimed at anyone that wants to interact with them. I certainly don’t write for any particular audiences, per say, I just write. I feel I write to express my feelings, and myself, and all I can do is hope others find them interesting and relatable to themselves. To me, any so called turn on people get from my writing, is purely subjective to that individual person. If it does turn them on, then that’s a great thing, but I’m not trying on purpose to turn on anyone. Now sometimes, I do write poems with a particular muse in mind.

I do have a number of girlfriends that are muses for a lot of my most sexual, erotic poems, and in many of those, I’m the turned on one! In those poems, I’m trying to express something elusive and wonderful that I’m feeling, exactly because of the muse herself.

***

I find all stereotypes to be roadblocks to any real knowledge, and because of that I don’t deal in or indulge in discussion about them usually. What you assume to be strange or outlandish, others find perfectly normal. What gives someone the right to say this is strange or outlandish? See this is the very thing I try and fight against. The assumption something is some particular way because you don’t know anything about it, or you don’t prefer it, or some mythical ignorant religious belief says it’s only this way, that’s all part of this perpetual bigoted ignorance so many people and cultures suffer from. Fetishes are things people have. It’s just the way it is. Here in Germany for example, water-sports, or piss play if you will, is a big thing and it’s practiced and enjoyed a lot. Because sex is much more open here, and people are sexually better educated here as well, we don’t think it’s quite the naughty thing as say people do in the United States, even though there is more of it indulged in the United States than most people realize!

What I find is by and large, Americans are much more sexually ignorant than Europeans and especially Germans. People need to understand that sex and sexuality are very broad, complicated and in-depth aspects of every human being and it’s all totally natural. What is unnatural, is society and religious people and institutions trying to dictate what is sexually normal, and what they say isn’t normal. Fetishes are an enhancing element to a sometimes romantic, but always, sexual relationship. It is a situation of what you my dislike someone else my very well just love. We need to stop being so judgmental, but that won’t happen until everyone is much better sexually educated.

***

Just being myself and engaging in my life, that’s what drives me. If I’m content, then I’m happy and if I’m happy I’m where I want to always be!

***

There are a lot of things I would never do. I would however, love to eat Katy Perry’s pussy one day, but I doubt that’s going to happen, so I’ll just imagine it and be happy with that!

***

The other day, a girlfriend in the USA posted something about heating up moon-pies in the microwave on her Facebook page… so I admitted to her that I used to think moon-pies were cream-pies in the butt. She and a few others thought that was quite funny.

Sometimes, I know I’m a total dork!

***

bottom.letterhead

Interviewed by Alex Gross

Get in touch with Khristy Creams through any (and all) of the following links!

Vote for her: http://twitterbabes.allpornmodels.com/
Read her blog: http://khristycreams.blogspot.com/
Read her blog: http://khristycreamsinterracialdreams.blogspot.com/
Read her blog: http://khristycreams.tumblr.com/
Follow her at: http://twitter.com/KhristyCreams
Find her here: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Khristy_Creams
Find her here: http://altgirltweet.com/Khristy_Creams
Find her here: http://mypornprofile.com/585/khristy-creams
Ask anything: http://khristycreams.tumblr.com/ask
Ask anything: http://www.formspring.me/KhristyCreams2
Check Her Out: http://www.adultspace.com/Khristy-Creams
Khristy’s MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/khristycreams

Leave a Comment

Filed under Interview, Porn, Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Review of “Oz the Great and Powerful”

The amazing Technicolor dreamworld of Oz, as originally imagined at the turn of the 20th century by children’s author L. Frank Baum, was unforgettably brought to life in the iconic 1939 screen musical “The Wizard of Oz,” a groundbreaking masterwork that would enrich and live on in childhood memories for decades to come — just think of the glimmering green towers of the Emerald City or the swirling golden spiral that births the Yellow Brick Road, and feel that flood of sweet nostalgia wash over you and cleanse your soul. Seven decades later, we return to director Victor Fleming’s fantasy wonderland in “Oz the Great and Powerful,” Disney’s spiritual prequel to the MGM classic, which — copyright issues kept in mind — rebuilds the land brick by yellow brick, albeit with more than a little help from computerised jiggery-pokery.

Of course, this is not the first time Oz has been paid a grand revisit by Hollywood — 1978’s “The Wiz” retold Dorothy Gale’s tale with a Harlem-inspired urban environment, while 1985’s “Return to Oz” continued her adventures with a dark and twisted steampunk edge — but not since the Golden Age has it been so richly detailed, elaborately designed and vividly realised. Director Sam Raimi, whose blockbusting “Spider-Man” trilogy was a technical marvel, seamlessly blends practical sets with computer-generated imagery and presents Oz in carefully orchestrated 3D that bursts out from the screen — here, Oz is as immersive as the alien moon Pandora in James Cameron’s “Avatar.” (Continue Reading…)

HotDog7

For more from Stephen Watson, check out Just Another Movie Blog!

Leave a Comment

Filed under Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

Watson’s Review of “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters”

“Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters” is a fairy tale remix that’s Grimm in all the wrong ways, a one-joke premise that’s stretched paper-thin before the end of the first reel. Its title will remind many of last year’s “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” a goofy comic-book actioner in which America’s 16th president was reimagined as an axe-wielding slayer of bloodsucking ghouls. A similar concept is explored here, with the eponymous siblings growing up to become killers of witch-folk, but with less fun to be had this time round: while it was kind of amusing watching Timur Bekmambetov’s 2012 effort put a supernatural spin on US history, it’s not so amusing watching this messily directed fantasy dud half-heartedly poke fun at a 200-year-old fairy tale.

It is the telling of this well-known tale that serves as the film’s opening. You know the drill. Abandoned by their father in the middle of the deep, dark woods, young brother and sister Hansel and Gretel happen upon a cottage made of candy. Within the cottage is a wicked old witch who enslaves them, fattens them up and plans on eating them. As the witch prepares to cook Hansel alive, Gretel breaks free from her chains, boots the bitch into the oven and roasts her on an open flame — as the narration usefully points out, fire is essentially a witch’s kryptonite. (Continue Reading…)

HotDog4For more from Stephen Watson, visit JustAnotherMovieBlog.com

1 Comment

Filed under Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger

Super Dudes Power Show, Ep. 35 “G.I. BroJo’s, feat. Alex Pearlman & Ryan Shaner”

Download HERE or on iTunes!

PIC

Leave a Comment

Filed under Fun Stuff, News, Special Guest Blogger

Super Bowl Hangover

(written by Milly B. Chacon for The Sports Junkie Hippie)

Let’s put this Ravens Super Bowl win in context.

Image

The Ravens are, almost unquestionably, a great football team. They just beat what most people would have suggested to be the league’s three best teams in three consecutive games, with zero of those games played at home. They did it without ever trailing by more than a touchdown, having been in the lead for the entire second half in New England and all night on Sunday in New Orleans. These were not fluke wins; the Ravens were the better team in each of the four contests, and had they lost any of them, it would have been an unfair result with the wrong team advancing. They didn’t enjoy fumble luck or close-game luck or even floodlight luck. They were every bit as brilliant as the confetti implies they were.

Which is why it’s even more important to really put this thing in context. As recently as New Year’s Day and as early as Halloween, you could have argued that the Ravens were a mediocre football team with very little fuss from folks who don’t consider purple to be a base color of their wardrobe. In Week 11, the Ravens could only muster up a three-point win over a Steelers team that had a gimpy Byron Leftwich at quarterback in a game in which their offense — the same one that looked unstoppable in the first half of the freaking Super Bowl — couldn’t even score a single touchdown. The following week, it took a miraculous fourth-and-29 conversion to push the game into overtime and for the Ravens to eventually beat the lowly Chargers in San Diego, in a game in which that same offense scored just one touchdown. A week later, they lost to a Charlie Batch–led Steelers team in Baltimore. They blew an eight-point lead in the fourth quarter against the Redskins in Washington, got embarrassed by the Broncos at home, and after finally showing up with a big win over the Giants, limped into the playoffs with a meaningless loss at Cincinnati.

If you think that tells you that the Ravens elevated their game when they needed to, I can’t agree. What it really tells us is that we know way less about teams than we really think we know. Every recent piece of information we had about the Ravens heading into the postseason suggested that they were a floundering team limping in by virtue of a successful start to the season, some lucky bounces, opposing injuries, and strong performance in close games. Baltimore started 6-1 in games decided by a touchdown or less, with its only loss to Philadelphia, of all teams, before losing their final three such contests. We had a clear curve for Baltimore’s true level of play, and it was trending further and further downward. And yet, from that point forward, everything we thought we knew about the Ravens was wrong. For every power rankings article you read in November and every set of odds you saw in December, nobody had any idea that the Ravens were capable of putting together a four-game stretch this good. Was “play like the best team in football” really a switch they were waiting to turn on during the playoffs? Or were they capable of this all along and just hadn’t yet exhibited this level of play?

This isn’t a new argument, either, or one of “peaking” at the right time. The Ravens are the 2011 Giants, or the 2007 Giants, or the 2010 Packers. They’re the reminders that you don’t get the full picture of a team and what they can do from a 16-game sample, just as you fail to get the entire story from a 16-game sample in other sports. The only difference is that those other sports get 66 or more games to reveal more about their teams. In football, we get 20 games max.

It’s because we know so little about these teams that it’s so important to try to judge them based upon their level of play as opposed to their win-loss record (and even that’s going to be flawed). Go back to that Ravens-Broncos game three weeks ago. If Rahim Moore hadn’t blown a seemingly simple coverage, Baltimore would’ve been out of the playoffs without anybody giving a second thought to how well they played. They would’ve been the plucky team who beat an over-matched Colts squad in the emotional cauldron of Ray Lewis’s final home game before giving the Broncos a tough match-up and coming up short. The seemingly impending breakup of the veterans on this team would’ve gone off without a hitch, with Lewis retiring and the Ravens moving on from the likes of Ed Reed and Anquan Boldin as rumored.

Even more stark is how different these teams would’ve looked if the 49ers had finished their comeback and won Sunday. Let’s say that the 49ers got off their second-down quarterback counter with Colin Kaepernick without calling a timeout, since it looked like it was about to steam into the end zone, and let’s pretend that the Ravens’ drive to tie/win fell short. Do you know who the Ravens would’ve gotten compared to? The Falcons, the team who blew an enormous lead that seemed to be slipping from their grip for most of the second half. Joe Flacco would’ve drawn comparisons to Matt Ryan for beating up the 49ers defense in the first half before only briefly succeeding in the second half. And Kaepernick? Well, he would’ve been the leader of the new Kardiac Kids, a team that just doesn’t know when to quit, a squad that has led nearly unprecedented comebacks in consecutive games. That line between winning and losing is so ridiculously thin, and yet it becomes the basis for about 98 percent of the discussion surrounding a team.

Of course, just as 16 games isn’t enough to get the total picture of a team, 20 games isn’t a perfect sample. For all we know, the Ravens could really be the league’s seventh-best team if we ran this season one million times. The question the NFL season seeks to answer isn’t who is the league’s best team; it’s who is the league champion. And in answering that question, the Ravens provided us with the latest reminder of one of the few things we actually do know about the modern NFL: As long as you make it to the playoffs, it doesn’t matter how you got there. And once you’re in the playoffs, you can throw just about everything you think you know about a team out the window.

Swap Meet

In the playoffs, every story line is ex post facto, with the process graded after the fact by whatever the outcome was. You know the stories. A team with a first-round bye is refreshed and full of energy if they blow out their opponents (often as big favorites at home), but rusty and lost their timing if they lose to their opponents, who don’t have anybody believing in them but themselves. It’s one of the laziest bits of analysis you’ll see about sports.

To extend that further, there are stories about the players in this Super Bowl that totally change by virtue of what happened on that fateful fourth-down call near the Baltimore goal line in the fourth quarter. In many cases, the players weren’t even on the field for the play in question, but it’s still enough to lock in narratives surrounding those guys that may end up defining or redefining their respective careers. Again, in many cases, that’s inaccurate. It’s worth evaluating how those players and their performances look in a vacuum; or, perhaps more interestingly, if the Niners had completed their comeback and pulled out a victory with a touchdown on that spot. A quick go-around:

Ray Rice wouldn’t be the only scapegoat for a Baltimore loss, but he would get plenty of attention for his third-quarter fumble, one that gives him nearly as many fumbles in the playoffs (five) as he’s produced during the regular season (seven). The fumble furthered the San Francisco comeback and set them up for a possible game-tying touchdown opportunity, only for the defense to hold the 49ers to a field goal. Don’t think the Ravens didn’t react to it; there was a reason that Bernard Pierce got a carry on that final possession. If the Ravens had lost, Rice would’ve been lambasted and forced to answer questions about his playoff fumbling habit for the next five years. Since they won, everyone forgets about the fumble and Rice’s fourth-and-29 conversion is used as the manifestation of Baltimore’s never-say-die attitude.

Jacoby Jones is an example of how postseason labels shouldn’t stick around for very long. Last year, Jones was the goat in Houston after fumbling away a punt against these very same Ravens. This year, he was the GOAT in Baltimore’s playoff run; Jones held on to that season-changing touchdown catch against the Broncos to tie the game, and on Sunday, he had a 56-yard touchdown catch and a 108-yard kickoff return for a touchdown.2 If the Ravens had lost, Jones’s heroic effort would’ve been an afterthought amid a crushing loss, but because the Ravens won, Jones’s MVP-caliber playoffs can overshadow his disappointing fumble last season.

Image

Ray Lewis didn’t come up short in his retirement tour, meaning he can ride off into the (Bristol) sunset with his second ring. I suspect his final game will be remembered for his speech afterward; had the Ravens lost, we’d probably be talking about how slow and lumbering Lewis looked in the first half, when the 49ers threw at him repeatedly with crossing patterns from Michael Crabtree and Vernon Davis.

Colin Kaepernick would have to change the meaning of “Kaepernicking” from his touchdown celebration to the idea of coming back from any sort of large deficit while making it look easy. Instead, after the 49ers lost, I saw Kaepernick criticized during the postgame shows, which seems bizarre considering that the 49ers were unstoppable for most of the second half (and not too shabby in the first half, either). Yes, he made a bad throw that led to a first-half interception, and he was late on a second throw on the subsequent series that was nearly picked. It’s hard to find a bad throw from him the rest of the way, and I can recall at least one glorious pass up the sideline to an open Vernon Davis that wasn’t caught. Kaepernick played well enough to win. Sometimes, you can play well enough to win and still lose. This was one of those times.

Randy Moss could have been a hero. There were a number of plays in which Moss was open for possibly big plays and Kaepernick either chose a different receiver or wasn’t able to get the ball to him. A scrambling Kaepernick had an open Moss in the back of the end zone in the first quarter, but didn’t see him and instead overthrew Michael Crabtree on a drive that eventually produced a field goal. Later, Moss was open on a deep post on the aforementioned Davis drop, but Kaepernick decided to throw it elsewhere. Tack an extra 50 yards and a touchdown onto his totals and Moss would’ve left this weekend with some extra respect. Instead, it’s just another failed attempt for Moss to win a title.

Donte Whitner was involved in enough blown coverages and missed tackles to choke a horse on Sunday, just as he went missing during New Orleans’s comeback against the 49ers in the divisional round last year. In that game, the 49ers were able to drive down the field and score the game-winning touchdown, absolving Whitner of his mistakes; this time, they weren’t able to come back, and people watching the tape will see a player who was targeted on many Ravens plays. You can say the same for Chris Culliver, who was the target on many of Baltimore’s routes up the sidelines.

Welp, hope this blog helps your recovery of your hangovers folks!

Take Care.

Image

For more from Milly B. Chacon (@JustMissMilly) check out her blog at TheSportsJunkieHippie.com. Hear her on KWXV Fox Ch 24/ 107.9FM at 5pm or her Columns at @DirtySoutHipHop and HHS101Magazine

Leave a Comment

Filed under Rant, Special Guest Blogger, Sports, Television, Tumblr