Category Archives: Rant
I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: Vampires Suck
Why? A simple question. Why? An adverb meant to express puzzlement and curiosity. Why in the holy bejesus fuck are Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg still working in the film business? How the shitting dolphin rotten bitch cunt they are … Continue reading
Filed under Irrationality, Mistakes, Movies, Rant, Review, Special Guest Blogger, Trailers
Life Lessons from Cherry Ferretti
The first time I ever realized my attraction to women I was 14, and watching the sexy Chasey Lain video. With the power of a god, I would seduce every single man and woman on this planet. I would be … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Educational, Games, Porn, Rant, Special Guest Blogger, Top 10 List
ICP has done it AGAIN!
Is there no peak to the Insane Clown Posse mountain of triumph? It seems that whenever they reach a plateau of great magnitude, they only decide to look up and climb higher. It’s no secret that ICP is universally considered … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Educational, Fun Stuff, Music, Rant, Special Guest Blogger
The Good, the Bad, and the Pope
Remember those good old days when the jokes about pedophilia in organizations like Catholicism and the Boy Scouts of America were harmless fun–if you had a decent sense of humor? Well, as it turns out, like Asian tourists and Church’s … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, News, Rant, Television, Top Story
A Conversation About 9/11
They say arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics–even if you win, you’re still retarded. It’s typically a saying used by people who don’t use the internet to its full potential and often live in a microcosm … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Irrationality, Rant
Someone Died, Age 38, in Burbank
Strangers die every day, and if you really think about it, every single one of those individuals was largely insignificant in the big picture–like an insect. Certainly, family members, loved ones–their importance is relative. They mean the world to you … Continue reading
Terrorism in Texas
As spurious and perhaps fatuous as it may be, a new addendum to the story of the plane attack on a Dallas Tax Office has been released to the media. Maybe it’s only a fringe media story–and I claim no … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Events, Irrationality, News, Rant, Television, Top Story
