Category Archives: Charity
Life Lessons with Satine Phoenix
The First Time I Ever tried to be a stripper I had to take 2 shots of Patron and I couldn’t let go of the Pole. It was my life support system. 8 years later I STILL have to have … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Charity, Educational, Fun Stuff, Intro, Porn, Special Guest Blogger
The SuperDPS Guide to Prohibition
Hopefully, we’ve all had a decent-enough education to know that at one point in American History, the consumption and sale of alcohol was strictly prohibited by the United States government. Fortunately, this occurred at a time in History when our … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Events, Irrationality, Mistakes, Purchases
The SuperDPS Guide to Religion
As we are all no doubt aware, society–more specifically, modern western progressive society–has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects … Continue reading
Haiti: Beyond Thunderdome
If you’ve ever had the retarded desire to live in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, why not visit Haiti? I hear it’s wonderful this time of year–that is–if you like that sort of thing. By now you’re all more-than-aware of the catastrophic earthquake that … Continue reading
Joe Versus The Insano
By now everyone has heard about the devastating quake that hit Haiti that has taken 50,000 lives. The thing about disasters is that it brings us together to help those in need. Be it donations, donating blood, etc. It also … Continue reading
While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
Citizens of our great nation–fear not! There are many elements that haunt this world we live in which may be beyond your control, but please do not worry. Science is on the case. You see…cancer, AIDS, climate change, biological engineering, … Continue reading
It Begins Again: The Death of Brittany Murphy
The bullshit about celebrity deaths coming in triples still serves to make me uneasy about the week ahead. Who’s next? Bob Dylan? William Shatner? For some reason, the death of actress Brittany Murphy has really got me in a shitty … Continue reading
The Top 10 Most Batshit “Yahoo Answers” Questions
Remember that show, Kids Say the Darndest Things, briefly hosted by Bill Cosby? Essentially, Mr. Cosby would interview barely coherent children about real world shit and then make a goofy face or sarcastic comment when they replied with a nonsensical answer. … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, Irrationality
Dear Facebook…
Facebook, we’ve been together for about 4 years now. It’s been magical. We’ve shared stories, pictures, moments. You were never afraid to ask the question, “What’s on your mind?”. Well now I feel like it’s time to share with you. … Continue reading
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