The Muppets
It took a while for everyone to truly appreciate the Muppets for what they were. The ball’s in your court, Segel.
50/50
This may be the most depressing thing Seth Rogen’s done since The Green Hornet. But this might actually be good.
Shark Night 3D
From the people who brought you Hostel and Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes another formulaic shitfest that only people who hate money will see.
Happy Feet Two (in 3D)
It’s hard to be too critical of stupid kids movies because they’re not trying to get my money. And they basically only serve so that Spanish families can drop their kids off in a G while they sneak off to a hard R.
YellowBrickRoad
I was actually hoping this would be a Wizard of Oz with a horror spin…and that’s because I’m an idiot. I may watch this one though, in a week, when it’s on Netflix.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
I would say this movie has all the ingredients for a multi-million dollar suckfest, but where’s Megan Fox?
The Adventures of Tintin
Though the real-looking computer animation is still far from not-creepy, I’m excited about this one. All the right pieces are in place. So, let’s just hope there’s not a user error.
