Monthly Archives: August 2010
Dress Down Day 120
Filipino Batman’s life was tragically cut short when Filipino Joker offered the ultimatum: “Live or Die, you have to choose!” And his only response was, “I know! They’re on my feet.”
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Scott Pilgrim VS the World
When a film opens with a pixelated, still image of the Universal Studios logo along with the well-known usually accompanied orchestral music sounding oddly like one of those repetitive, never-ending Game Boy tunes that play on a loop while you … Continue reading
I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: The Switch
I mentioned in my review of the dismal Catherine Zeta-Jones feature The Rebound that honorable romantic comedies have been few and far between in recent times. With repetitious romance and corny comedy, they desperately need a bit of an, ermm, … Continue reading
Filed under Movies, Review, Special Guest Blogger, Trailers
Dress Down Day 119
You don’t want to run into your “cool, kooky” mom at a convention for several reasons. Not the least of which is that you know, deep down, that despite the crazy make up, glasses, and C-Section scar, someone far more … Continue reading
Google Answers Your Most Popular Racist Questions
Stereotypes are typically based on misconceptions, ideologies, or common traits that were observed or created in an attempt to disparage or discredit an entire group of people. They can be positive or negative, but either way–their main purpose is to … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Irrationality, Mistakes
Dress Down Day 118
It takes a special kind of submissive to set the bar at “Robin.” However, it takes an inhuman level of confidence to pull off a child’s costume exposing your weird man-bits.
The Top Ten Bands Ruining Music
Let’s start off with a bit of honesty: I have listened to some pretty shitty music in my time, and I’m sure many of the bands I enjoy, some of you would find objectionable–but that isn’t the point. This is … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Irrationality, Mistakes, Music, Review, Top 10 List
Dress Down Day 117
Once your dad finally runs into you again, you’ll find yourself wishing he were the abusive, raging alcoholic you’d always assumed him to be.
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The Expendables
I think it’s fair to say that Sylvester Stallone is living in the past. Back in the day when men were men and guns were bazookas, Sly was running around a jungle, building intricate booby traps with a bunch of … Continue reading
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Step Up 3D
In the sublimely cultural and highly kinetic universe of John Chu’s Step Up 3D, people like dancing. As in, they really, really love it. It’s set in a world where it seems that busting a move and winning break dance … Continue reading
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