Monthly Archives: July 2010
I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: Salt
When you’re a screenwriter with a filmography containing such naff films as Equilibrium, Ultraviolet and Law Abiding Citizen, I wouldn’t really put much credit to your name. The first is dull, the second is unforgivably terrible and the third is … Continue reading
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Inception
When director Christopher Nolan first contributed to the world of cinema in the year 1998 with the uniquely structured Following, I don’t think anyone could have possibly predicted how far he would come in just over 11 years. Sure, Following … Continue reading
Christopher Nolan and his INCEPTION
Could we just be honest with ourselves and admit that Inception was a cinematic masterpiece that far-exceeded anything he has done in the past?–and, yes, that does include The Dark Knight. Typically, when a film maker with Nolan’s talent and … Continue reading
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Jerry Bruckheimer. This famous name which most moviegoers have no doubt heard of pretty much sums up every single aspect of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. If you’ve seen any of the flicks which this guy is involved in you’ll know exactly … Continue reading
Despicable Me
Gru is a supervillain. Voiced by The Office star Steve Carell, he makes a living from elegantly stealing priceless and luxurious monuments from all around the world, or so he desperately wishes. You see, Gru hasn’t been too successful in … Continue reading
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Jersey Shore: Miami…that makes sense.
I’m certain if you’re reading this, you’re most likely already a die-hard fan of the epic television masterpiece, Jersey Shore–the reality TV phenomenon that introduced the world to remarkable human beings like Snooki, The Situation, and DJ Paulie D. Because … Continue reading
Predators
“GET TO THE CHOPPA!!” Ah, what a great movie Predator was. Made in 1987, and starring action man Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s become a cult classic and hailed as one of the best monster flicks to have ever been released in … Continue reading
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I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: Vampires Suck
Why? A simple question. Why? An adverb meant to express puzzlement and curiosity. Why in the holy bejesus fuck are Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg still working in the film business? How the shitting dolphin rotten bitch cunt they are … Continue reading
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I Love Movies, but I Hate Yours: Grown Ups
Okay, so you’ve got Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and David Spade all starring in the same movie. Aside from James, who’s just along for the ride, these are all Saturday Night Live veterans, all on the … Continue reading
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Russian Youth Fuck-a-Thon
How fucked are we when the so-called “freest country in the world” boasts some kind of moral high-ground from its conservative pedestal, rallying against the sexual freedom of its youth? Consider those in government who–the more liberal amongst us–would refer … Continue reading
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