Life Lessons from Lynsie Lee

The first time I ever watched porn was with my best friend and my sister when I was in 5th grade.

With the power of a god, I would rid the world of all money and oil.

I’ve always considered myself the funniest person I know.

I can’t stand when Motherfuckers try to get nudes for free.

When I was a kid, I kissed boys behind my apartments and girls in my closet.

If my life were a crappy romantic comedy, it would probably have Jennifer Aniston in it, since she’s in like EVERY crappy romantic comedy.

The worst advice I ever got was to give up my dreams and go to school.

God dammit, I wish I would have not cut my hair!

I think one of the shittiest things I’ve ever done was hitting a cat with my car and not being able to stop and make sure it was okay!

One thing you should know about me is that I would much rather watch my significant other play video games than watch a crappy romantic comedy.

Lynsie Lee!!

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2 Responses to Life Lessons from Lynsie Lee

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