Monthly Archives: March 2010
A Conversation About 9/11
They say arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics–even if you win, you’re still retarded. It’s typically a saying used by people who don’t use the internet to its full potential and often live in a microcosm … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Irrationality, Rant
Tara Lynn Foxx presents The SuperDPS Guide to Sexy
I was sitting on the Southwest Airplane, going to San Francisco to shoot some awesome porn, when I decided to write this list on a barf bag! I didn’t have anything else to write on so I said fuck it; … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Fun Stuff, Porn, Special Guest Blogger
You’re Fired? Who Gives a Shit?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the American public essentially already “fired” every single cast member of 2010′s Celebrity Apprentice? Every single person in the board room (arguably including Donald Trump, himself) has been rejected by society, Hollywood, the … Continue reading
The Death of the Game Show
A funny thing happened while channel-surfing today. Do people still use that term? “Channel Surfing?” Anyways, when I say “funny,” I mean: horrifying. If there is true evil in the world, its name is Minute To Win It. NBC in … Continue reading
Real-Life Super Villain Terrorizes Seattle
Rarely do you hear a news story that includes the words “Space Cowboy” and ”Vampire.” The real world just isn’t that exciting. But when you discover this kind of batshit insane, who needs comic book villains? Imagine the confusion and fear … Continue reading
Filed under Events, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Top Story
Have You Seen ‘Alice in Wonderland?’
At first, I was apprehensive. The build-up to Tim Burton’s latest Johnny Depp vehicle, Alice in Wonderland, had been so great that I was admittedly frightened of disappointment. I was excited to see Burton’s vision for the bizarre and twisted … Continue reading
Someone Died, Age 38, in Burbank
Strangers die every day, and if you really think about it, every single one of those individuals was largely insignificant in the big picture–like an insect. Certainly, family members, loved ones–their importance is relative. They mean the world to you … Continue reading
Ron Paul: Nazi Creationist?
When I first learned of the existence of Ron Paul, I was legitimately excited–and rightly so! Along comes a political figure into the mainstream who reflects a decent Libertarian ideology of Constitutionalism and Freedom…but like graduating from college, my unparalleled … Continue reading
Filed under Educational, Hot News, Irrationality, News
