Monthly Archives: January 2010
Movie Trailer Round-up: A Bad Start
This year is so young, it’s barely got its eyes open yet. We’ve already seen a mediocre State of the Union address, and an uninspiring and uneventful Golden Globes and Grammy Award Ceremonies. On the road approaching the Academy Awards … Continue reading
The SuperDPS Guide to Religion
As we are all no doubt aware, society–more specifically, modern western progressive society–has become more concerned with freedom from religion than freedom of religion. Every religious group believes in essentially the same bullshit, but where they differ from the sects … Continue reading
Dear Target Audience for SPARTACUS: Blood and Sand…
Sorry to barge in uninvited like this. You don’t know me but I am very curious about you. I have two very important questions that may or may not confuse or disorient you, and for that I apologize in advance–but … Continue reading
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The Book of Eli: Baddest-Ass Movie of the Year?
This year in cinema really started off with a bang! The Rock is a Tooth Fairy, Jackie Chan is a super-spy who can’t make fucking breakfast for a child, and Denzel Washington is bringing the pain! Without giving too much … Continue reading
Haiti: Beyond Thunderdome
If you’ve ever had the retarded desire to live in a post-apocalyptic dystopia, why not visit Haiti? I hear it’s wonderful this time of year–that is–if you like that sort of thing. By now you’re all more-than-aware of the catastrophic earthquake that … Continue reading
How Hilarious Would it be…
According to the Telegraph in the UK–I know, why should you give a shit?–an Indian geneticist has taken blood samples from the Taliban’s Pashtun Afridi tribe and comparing it to the DNA of Israeli Jews. “Why is this little brown geneticist … Continue reading
I’m Brian, and the Segway Ruined my Life
As you know, we’ve just ushered in a new decade. We are no longer in the “zeroes” or the “aughties,” we are officially in the–I don’t know–the “tens(?)” The last decade has brought us some of the most incredible inventions … Continue reading
Joe Versus The Insano
By now everyone has heard about the devastating quake that hit Haiti that has taken 50,000 lives. The thing about disasters is that it brings us together to help those in need. Be it donations, donating blood, etc. It also … Continue reading
