Monthly Archives: December 2009
While We Sleep, Scientists are Hard at Work…
Citizens of our great nation–fear not! There are many elements that haunt this world we live in which may be beyond your control, but please do not worry. Science is on the case. You see…cancer, AIDS, climate change, biological engineering, … Continue reading
Few Things are More Satisfying Than Killing Nazis
Whether it be in cinema, video games, or World History, there rarely comes a moment as wholly emotionally gratifying as watching a Nazi drown in a pool of his own blood. And it is with this scenario in mind that … Continue reading
It Begins Again: The Death of Brittany Murphy
The bullshit about celebrity deaths coming in triples still serves to make me uneasy about the week ahead. Who’s next? Bob Dylan? William Shatner? For some reason, the death of actress Brittany Murphy has really got me in a shitty … Continue reading
Dragon Age: Origins–Part 5
Don’t judge me. If I had a problem, I would almost certainly admit it. Although I have absolutely no way of knowing for sure, I feel as if I am slowly approaching the end of this fucking game. I’m well … Continue reading
The Top 10 Most Batshit “Yahoo Answers” Questions
Remember that show, Kids Say the Darndest Things, briefly hosted by Bill Cosby? Essentially, Mr. Cosby would interview barely coherent children about real world shit and then make a goofy face or sarcastic comment when they replied with a nonsensical answer. … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, Irrationality
‘Jersey Shore’–Now You’re Fucking Stuck with it
The MTV masterpiece Jersey Shore premiered this past week and the media is already foutraged (fake-outraged). Have we not seen this shit before? How many times have the socially bewildered and functionally retarded been wheeled out for our amusement via Reality … Continue reading
Dear Facebook…
Facebook, we’ve been together for about 4 years now. It’s been magical. We’ve shared stories, pictures, moments. You were never afraid to ask the question, “What’s on your mind?”. Well now I feel like it’s time to share with you. … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Rant, Review, Top 5 List
DVD Reviews: Funny People, Year One, Drag Me to Hell
FUNNY PEOPLE–We can always count on Judd Apatow and company to make a “Special Edition” DVD worth buying, and Funny People is no exception. I picked up the Blu-Ray **coughcoughdouchecoughcough* copy and I was amazed at the extra content. The disc … Continue reading
