Monthly Archives: October 2009
Natalie Portman’s Rant on Meat is Murder…
If Natalie Portman’s shaved head and sharp intellect didn’t frighten your dick into recession, her latest outburst in Huffington Post surely will. Now, I like Natalie Portman. She was unquestionably the sexiest part of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Imporium. Apathetic women … Continue reading
Filed under Hot News, Irrationality, Rant, Special Guest Blogger
Celebrity Horseshit: Balloon Boy VS Spoon Boy
Everybody knows that kids are fucking stupid and do stupid things; but what does it say about adults–grown ups who should know better–when they turn the harmless, dumbass exploits of a stupid kid into a media clusterfuck that captures the … Continue reading
A Night Out with The Saints: A Review from a Crazed Fan
Oct. 22nd was the Philadelphia Screening of Boondock Saints II : All Saints Day. I was lucky enough to get a pass to attend the screening and see a film 5 years in the making. It’s no secret that I … Continue reading
Beat Kids: The Day of the Balloon Boy
When one makes an effort to travel for vacation, casually keeping up with the news often becomes a secondary notion. I make it my business to try to keep up with current trends and events, but with the cesspool of … Continue reading
CraigsList Creepers: Guys VS Gals! (NSFW)
By the standards of the traditional Serial Killer, The CraigsList Killer, Philip Markoff was a huge pussy; and worse yet, he only had one successful murder under his belt. Sure he’s wanted for a few robberies, but who the fuck … Continue reading
Alana Evans asks: So You Wanna Be a Pornstar?
We all have dreams. Every person has something they aspire to be–or become–at points in their lives. When I was young, I wanted to be an actress. Other children wanted to be doctors, firemen, police officers, and teachers. At some … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Charity, Fun Stuff, Mistakes, Porn, Special Guest Blogger, Top 5 List
I’m excited about Ghostbusters III…am I stupid?
The short answer is “no.” None of us who get a little pants-tingle over the notion of a third installment in the Ghostbusters franchise are particularly in the wrong. If you’ve played the Ghostbusters Video Game, you should have had … Continue reading
