Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved

honey11As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I’ve   seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It’s been quite an interesting experience and I’ve learned a lot in the process (well, maybe I shouldn’t admit that!), but I thought it would be entertaining to share with you some of the funnier website titles that I’ve encountered along my smut journey.

Let’s face it, nearly all  porn titles are  inherently pretty crazy, but some stick in my mind a bit more than others.   Even though these titles  are funny,  the  sites themselves are pretty good and  I’ve reviewed  many of them, so it’s not a reflection whatsoever  on their  content. Midget porn, amputee porn, granny porn….it’s quite a  ride!  So, here’s a brief sample of the titles that I’ve found to be  particularly funny (or disturbing?)…

Midgetcum.com
TheAmputee.com
NanaFunk.com
CumonmyGlasses.com
Mofos.com
FistFlush.com
Lolly Badcock.com
Granny Ghetto.com

Cum Fiesta.com
Little Mutt.com (not mutts by any means,  erotic chicks!)
Pee Pee Babes.com
Salami Brothers
(Comedy Porn – hey, who wouldn’t  want to fuck a chick dressed like Raggedy Ann at a lemonade stand?)
Goth Gang Bang.com

With the porn industry’s super competitive   need to cater to every imaginable sexual niche, genre and fetish out there,  they work overtime to accomplish their sacred  mission: keeping you pervs happy!

In addition to these  real porn site titles, I thought it would be amusing to make a fictional list of  websites I’d like to see,  and with so much smut swirling through my brain, it was embarrassingly easy! As easy as falling off a log (or a cock!  am I blushing?  naaaaaaaaah! I forgot how to blush awhile ago!).

Who knows,  you might actually run across some of  these  titles  someday! ( I suppose all the porn producers reading this just got a lot of   freaky new ideas for free. Damn!)

Without further adieu, here are the ridiculous porn titles I’d like to see:

You Broke My Dick, Bitch!.com
Eat  My 90 Inches.com
Nursing  Home Orgy.com
Spit  On My Wife.com
Fuck My Stump.com
Cooking With Cum.com
Bondage For Dummies.com
My Daughter Fucks Better Than Your Daughter.com
10 Million Tranny Gang Bang.com
ClubDildo.com
Yeast Infection Cam.com
Tit Monsters.com
(hmm, that might already be out there!)
Erotic Vegetables.com
Euromaniac Cum Dumpsters.com
Disco Sex.com
Diaper My Daddy.com
Blowjob Cheerleader Zombies.com
Chokefest.com
VampireGynecologists.com
ElectrocuteMyHoles.com
AmateurCoedDrunks.com
FuckMyArmpits.com
QuadruplePenetration.com
RapingForDollars.com
Clownsex.com
VintageWhores.com

I could go on all day with this creative little project,  but I think you get the idea.

Obviously,  I’ve been reviewing wayyy too much porn to “cum” up with a twisted list like this!  So,  I’ll take a healthy  time out now,  sipping my conservative cup of  Earl Gray tea and reading a Harlequin  romance to purify my soul.

Yeah, right!  Without crazy titles,  porn  wouldn’t be the porn we all know and love – what would the world be without  The Amputee doing his thing?  (albeit carefully balanced on one leg! Or is it two? lol)

If I have  aroused your curiosity  about   the   sites we’ve reviewed with   titles like Midgetcum.,   Little Mutt  or Lollybadcock (UK porn at its finest), visit  XXXpwnage.com and read our reviews  – you’re sure to find a lot more weird stuff  lurking around………guaranteed!

Honey West (Adult Web Reviewer)

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2 responses to “Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved

  1. Charles V

    a couple of suggestions:

    twoguysadonkeyandapizzaplace.com
    grannytranny.com
    furryfunhouse.com

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