Monthly Archives: September 2009
The SuperDPS Guide to Karaoke
Allow me to begin with a bit of unconventional news. It was a typical Friday night at a Karaoke Bar in Stamford, Connecticut when shit went south. When a 25-year old girl started singing a Juanes song, 6 bitches got hostile. … Continue reading
Honey West’s Ridiculous Porn Titles I’ve Known and Loved
As a porn website reviewer for XXXpwnage.com, I’ve seen a huge number of sites, scenes, and performers over the past couple of years doing lots of wild and weird things. It’s been quite an interesting experience and I’ve learned a lot in … Continue reading
Hey Fellas–Avril Lavigne’s Single Again!
Where have I been? I know this is only a recent development, but shit–I wish I’d have known about this sooner. Evidently, after a three year marriage with Sum 41douchebag, Deryck (fucking) Whibley, Avril has kicked him to the curb, … Continue reading
Celebrity Horseshit: “Nigga Stole My Mic!”
As long as it’s a hot topic, let’s discuss the actions of Kanye West during the MTV VMA’s, shall we? First of all–the actions took place at an award ceremony so ridiculous and unimportant–a locale so prone to spectacle–that its … Continue reading
The Day That Was (or: When to Beat Kids)
If I could take a break from movie blogging for a moment I would like to share my day with you all. It started as any other might start. I got up, brushed my teeth, drank a Slim-Fast (irony alert!) … Continue reading
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Hipster on S-E-P-T-A
Let me tell you the story Of a bearded Hipster and his tragic and fateful time… Hipster grabbed his bike and kissed his Vegan Girlfriend Went to ride on the Frankford Line Did he ever return, No he never returned … Continue reading
Filed under Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Mistakes, Music, Rant, Uncategorized
Enjoy Your Stay at Arkham Asylum
After a long period of waiting around for a decent Batman game to launch after the disappointing Batman Begins clusterfuck, fans of the Dark Knight are finally rewarded. I’ve played Batman games before, but it has always felt like a … Continue reading
