Monthly Archives: August 2009
Mr. Tony Danza? Is it too late to drop out?
A new reality show on A&E will be filmed in a Philadelphia high school starring Tony Danza. That’s right kids! Danza will be co-teaching English to Northeast high school, which is interesting considering that he is barely qualified to speak … Continue reading
MARVEL & the Mouse: Disney’s Grasp on Comic Cinema
The Twitterverse is alive and buzzing with the swine-like squeal of outrage over The Walt Disney Company’s upcoming purchase of MARVEL Entertainment Incorporated for upwards of $4 Billion in cash and stock. According to the Associated Press, this monumental purchase … Continue reading
WTF Happened?! The Autumn Years of The Next Generation
It may be difficult to believe that I ever really took Degrassi: The Next Generation seriously, seeing as how I’m neither Canadian, nor a teenage girl; but stay with me here. A little melodrama isn’t necessarily a bad thing if … Continue reading
Why You’re Wrong About District 9
It’s no secret that the quality of film as a whole has taken a couple dozen blows to the skull. But who wields the bat/board-with-a-nail-in-it? Is it the Directors who have given up on their creative conscience? Is it the … Continue reading
Sex Blogger Misty Kaye’s 10 Reasons I Won’t Reply to You
Men, you suck at online dating. You’re not just a little bit bad at it. You really, really suck. Yes, you’ve got it tough. More than half of the decent personal ads out there are just spammers in disguise, and … Continue reading
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The Fine Art of the Shitty Tattoo
Many would argue that there is really no such thing as a “shitty tattoo.” It can be poorly done, a divisive image, or in a bad location, but any work of art (no matter how creative) on the body is … Continue reading
Benn Hodapp Reviews: The Running Man
Like most of the people reading this, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a comically large presence in my life. He was such a giant star that his fucking name appeared above the title of most of his movies on posters and … Continue reading
The SuperDPS Guide to Dirty Words and When to Use Them
There are a seemingly countless amount of filthy terms and phrases out there. Some, we use every day. Others tend to be cringe-worthy and unmentionable in certain circles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being offensive, politically incorrect, or verbally … Continue reading
