Monthly Archives: July 2009
Movies That Shouldn’t Be Coming Out
In retrospect, there are hundreds, if not thousands of divisive and objectively terrible movies that should have never been made…But, until we develop some kind of time machine (and we I will), we have to settle for the morbid reality … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Mistakes, Movies, Review, Top 10 List, Top 5 List, Trailers
“Tribute To”–Yim Yames
Jim James, performing under his IKEA stage name, takes us back to a time when folk music was less about being stubborn, pretentious, middle-aged, and pungeant, and… Wait, let me start over. Jim James once again proves that folk music … Continue reading
“Depart From Me”–CAGE
Consider for a moment that just about every human being knows someone who claims to have the capacity to ‘rap.’ We live for the cringe-worthy moment when this person drinks enough 32oz Smirnoff Ice’s that he (or she, but more … Continue reading
Jennifer’s Body and a One Trick Pony
Diablo Cody, the ex-stripper pop culture junkie who gave the world the Award-Winning film Juno (only to make us instantly regret it), has dropped off the radar for awhile; that is, at least, for those who haven’t been obsessively stalking … Continue reading
The 5 People You Meet at House Parties
The house party is a fascinating beast. I speak not of a social gathering amongst friends; a situation in which you are familiar with at least 75% of the individuals in attendance. The unholy creature which I am attempting to … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Events, Fun Stuff, Top 5 List
Porn Star Tara Lynn Foxx’s “10 Things I Do for Anal Scenes”
1.) Enemas and douches: Porn is not as glamorous as many think it is… When you watch a DP or anal scene know that there has been a lot of prep. Right before a scene I usually douche (even though … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Porn, Special Guest Blogger, Top 10 List
Just Fucking Resign Already!
Mark Sanford, the fun-loving, sex-hating, hypocritical governor of South Carolina seems to have a Blagojevichian adoration for negative publicity. They say there is no such thing as “negative publicity,” but when you’re a cunt, it’s difficult to avoid. Obviously when you … Continue reading
Filed under Events, Mistakes, News, Rant, Television
SuperDPS.com–Under New MGMT
For an album that’s almost two years old, Oracular Spectacular has certainly gotten an attention overload. If I need to explain to you who MGMT are, you probably aren’t a music fan. It’s strange and somewhat fishy that a band … Continue reading
“I Don’t Hate Fags, God Does”
Hung Like a Horse by ALL LEATHER The nature of the “Super Group” is a tricky one. When everyone involved in a project is at the pinacle of their musical careers, they can only go one of two ways: crash … Continue reading
