Monthly Archives: June 2009
Billy Mays: The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Pitches
I know what you’re saying. “Hey, Alex! You’ve done an AS SEEN ON TV article before! Run out of ideas?” Well, the short answer is “Not quite.” The long answer is, “Please seek whatever professional help that may be required … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Mistakes, News, Purchases, Television, Top 10 List, Top Story
Old People and Socks
Upon my recent trip to the mall, I saw your every day sights like moms and their strollers, angst-filled teens, those Asian chicks that try to push extensions on you, etc. Out of this myriad of people, there is one … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Mistakes, Special Guest Blogger
Coconut Records’ “DAVY”
Hello, SuperDPS fans. Since this is my first article written for the site, I’d just like to do a quick introduction. My name is Cole, and I will be providing you with some weekly music reviews. Some of these reviews … Continue reading
Porn Star Alexa Jordan Talks Dirty (with Ketchup!)
So most of you may wonder why I have such a strong feeling about the placement of ketchup in one’s home? Well it’s been a long fought argument in my house for over 2 years. I’ve had 3 sets of … Continue reading
The Top 10 Sexist Old Advertisements
You know those days that are always referred to as “The Good Old Days?” Those where the days when people would listen to what we now call “Golden Oldies.” Racism was essentially a life choice and treating women like they … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Fun Stuff, Irrationality, Purchases, Television, Top 10 List
Perez Hilton Freak Out: Transcript
(Your first reaction should be “What? Who is Perez Hilton?” Unfortunately, it isn’t…you know exactly who he is along with Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas. Well, I heard about this controversy today over his alleged assault by–not Will.I.Am–but, his … Continue reading
Filed under Fun Stuff, Hot News, Music, News, Television
Trailers of the Week (Summer Edition!)
It’s officially the first week of Summer, so I figured I’d bring back some quick Trailer reviews for all of you movie-lovers who are craving the sweet nectars of the potentially disappointing films that are made to look watchable by … Continue reading
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Rocks the Casbah
If you haven’t had your head buried in the proverbial sand the past few weeks, you’d be semi-aware that there’s turmoil in the fertile crescent. Is it the fertile crescent? Maybe not, but you understand where I’m going with this, … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Events, Hot News, Irrationality, News, Rant, Television
