Monthly Archives: May 2009
Does Anyone Remember the McD.L.T.?
We’ve all made mistakes. Some were more significant and life-changing than others, obviously. But when the fine and upstanding douchebags in the advertising field screw the proverbial pooch when it comes to doing their jobs properly, well, the result is their prompt … Continue reading
California Uber Alles
Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. Don’t forget our house special, it’s called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It’s got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple … Continue reading
Filed under Hot News, Irrationality, News, Rant
Chris Hansen VS Predator: Requiem
It’s a fairly safe bet that if you’ve ever seen or heard of television, you’ve come across To Catch a Predator at some point. Unfortunately, I’ve willingly subjected myself to a Sunday Marathon and volunteered for the spectator sport of … Continue reading
Filed under Charity, Fun Stuff, News, Porn, Television, Top 5 List
Porn Star Kelly Divine Off Camera
I’m gonna write a little bit about the difference between me on and off camera. I get questioned about this a lot and although I cannot speak on behalf of anyone else in the industry, this is me. There is … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Fun Stuff, Hot News, Irrationality, Mistakes, Porn, Rant, Special Guest Blogger
The Top 10 Heartbreakingly Obscure Muppets
Everyone loves Muppets. If you don’t love Muppets, I don’t want to know you. Surely, we’ve all grown attached to the Muppet Super Stars; the ageless, timeless characters who have given us hours of enjoyment…made us laugh, and more importantly, … Continue reading
Filed under Arts, Events, Fun Stuff, Movies, Music, Television, Top 10 List
Fighting Cancer and Ratings
Hey, remember that chick from the titty-riffic dimwitted smile swimsuit poster that used to be in every teenage boy’s room in the 70′s? You know the one… Farrah Fawcett has no doubt outlived her usefulness, and now she expects all … Continue reading
What the Fuck Happened? Actors Turned Musicians
It’s no secret that we live in a world of excess. The zeitgeist indicates that we are no longer content in simply being good or even great, we need to be better–do more–even if that means dangerously shoving ourselves past the … Continue reading
Insane Clown Posse: Revisited
I should have known better than to think my uphill battle with our good friends the Juggalos (along with non-denominational fans of Insane Clown Posse) was anywhere close to being over. In an entry posted on December 21, 2008, I … Continue reading
