Monthly Archives: February 2009

Septa Inepta

As you may know, I take the bus to Drexel every day for class rather than drive or live on campus. It’s a lot cheaper, and for the most part, it’s actually quicker as the Townhouse of Doom is RIGHT … Continue reading

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Chimpanzee That!

In a recent article, I mentioned the ridiculous and intellectually offensive item in the news regarding a certain political cartoon. I know you’re all sick of seeing it, but here it is: I don’t know why, but I am extremely … Continue reading

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50 Things on the Internet You DON’T Need to See!

Recently (and by which I mean Monday), I came across a website that listed 99 Memes that you NEED to see on the internet. In this article I will pluck 50(that’s right) from things on this list and describle them The first … Continue reading

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For Your Consideration…

Well it’s once again time for Oscar (not the Grouch) to make an appearance and there are some interesting films up for consideration. As I did with the Golden Globes, I will attempt to accurately predict all of these outcomes. … Continue reading

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A Warm Recession

Judging by the epidemic of lay-offs, stock market plunges, and clusterfuck pissing competitions throughout the Legislative Branch, our country seems to be (for lack of a better phrase) bucked-fackwards. While this financial game of Jenga plays out, we can do nothing but … Continue reading

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Jingle Jingoism

Ever hear those commercials that just get stuck in your head? Or worse, have something rather unrelated remind you of it? Well this article is a tribute to those great commercials that just stick with you (even after all of … Continue reading

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The Dull Life Outside of the Q Continuum

Frankly, it blows my mind into what neurosurgeons would refer to as “a tizzy” when I ponder how paradoxically insignificant life can be. I hate to get all philosophical and “sciencey” when attempting to write an article because it usually … Continue reading

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Dave’s Rants, Volume I: An Engineer’s Crusade Against Junk Science

I consider myself a man of science and logic. I believe in things that are real, and generally don’t believe in things that are not.  I recognize that there are, in fact, things that we don’t yet understand, and things … Continue reading

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An Open Letter to Art School Kids

Dear Pretentious Indie Art School Douche, I just needed to tell you a few things about how the world works.  Now you may think you have an “artistic vision” or are “special” in some way.  You do not and are … Continue reading

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Do We Need ‘Em?

Without boring you all with a laundry list of scientific terminology, facts and figures, I’ll simply say that the Earth is relatively small. Contrary to popular belief, it has a finite amount of space in which all of us are … Continue reading

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